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WookieMan says

Why a used condom though, don't get that part.

My guess is it was meant as "poison" for sperm burglars. womyn try anything to get pregnant by a rich/famous man because it's essentially a ticket to a free ride for life. Of course some do it to any man they can ensnare.

I had a fling with a girl once who seemed oddly interested in the used condoms (and had previously talked about her desire for a child), but it set off my alarm bells so I made sure she couldn't get them. I cut that bitch off quick once I smelled that kinda behavior.

Even more devious women have used blowjobs to get the sperm they then used to impregnate themselves:

https://rollingout.com/2014/02/04/woman-uses-sperm-oral-sex-get-pregnant-force-man-pay-child-support/

In the ultimate case of relationship treachery, a woman collected the sperm she gathered from oral sex on her lover and used it to impregnate herself, then had the courts force the man to pay child support.

Now an appeals court has ruled that the man can press a claim for emotional distress after learning a former lover had used his sperm she collected from her mouth, put it in a tube and impregnated herself without his knowledge, then had a baby.

There is a wicked wrinkle to the lawsuit, the court ruled, however. The man cannot claim theft, the court stated, because the man willingly gave the sperm away and it was, therefore, hers to keep.

Flush it down the toilet. The whole peppers thing is nice, but sperm can survive in extremely acidic solutions for a long time. She may experience discomfort in her hoho, but she'll still get the sperm up there.

AmericanKulak says

Flush it down the toilet. The whole peppers thing is nice, but sperm can survive in extremely acidic solutions for a long time. She may experience discomfort in her hoho, but she'll still get the sperm up there.

Jump in the shower to clean up, clean out the condom. Just fit it over the bathtub nozzle, and filler 'er up. Anything over 110F will kill all the spermazoa.

It's a lifetime free ride for the groupie, so 'stolen sperm' is a commodity for them. There was a show where a Hollywood fixer had to retrieve a condom from a groupie who was with a professional athlete client.

Patrick says

Even more devious women have used blowjobs to get the sperm they then used to impregnate themselves:

That is why should immediately rub the girls throat so she swallows. Tell her you love her while rubbing so it looks like a romantic gesture.

There's always the Hail Mary followed by an Egg McMuffin.

Big Dick Energy is back.

https://spectatorworld.com/topic/dose-bde-mean-masculinity-isnt-toxic-anymore/

Masculine males are back, baby! The war on the sexes is coming full-circle, and it’s no surprise. Look at the dating pool: 1.2 million American adults identify as “nonbinary” (still not sure what that means). The number of young adults identifying as transgender “has doubled in the past five years,” according to a study released this summer. And the number of Gen Zers identifying as “something other than straight” is pushing one in four.

So when a man who identifies as male — and who has never identified as anything but male, never played musical chairs with his sexual orientation, never questioned, “queerbaited,” or dabbled in the “guess my pronouns!” game — appears, he stands out. (In the insane left-wing world, anyway. Where I live, we just call him “guy who lives next door.”) You know, like someone with whom you could actually realize your instinctive desire to procreate and survive.

It’s a sad day when the masculine mystique becomes an anomaly. But it’s encouraging to think that the plain-speaking, self-reliant, self-assured bravery and quiet confidence exuding from the classic John Wayne-type male still strikes a chord with people. Being told you have BDE is flattering, even for a woman. It means you’ve got the nerve to stand firm in your convictions, be a leader, and take care of business without making a fuss.

Patrick says

5,000 MEN applied.

They're all crazy, some more than others. Why? Women LOVE Drama and Feelings. Stability and Order are anathema; the reason is worked in the old days is that the gossipped and created drama amongst themselves, and they also had no Welfare or No-Fault Divorce as a backstop to leaving plus Social Pressure from both Religion AND Law.

Here's a 60 year old Woman who left her husband of 25 years to become an Escort in her 40s Watch as she hoes mad that she's seen as a sex object, though she voluntarily went from housewife to hooker. She's actually upset that a 10 Chad pumped and dumped her. All the while claiming to understand men "primally". Remember, she left a husband of 25 years who based on her background and her off comments, was certainly in the Professional Class or above.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg27iSEfp-w
The 60 Year old LifeCoach/RelationshipCoach/Escort Who Wants 10s and Men in their 40s with Beards:


This video was made when she was 60. The Female Hamster NEVER sleeps. It goes unto their deathbed.

To crown all, after abandoning her 25-year marriage and 3 kids to become an escort, she is a "Life Coach". Which I now believe to be a "Paid Sounding Board" to confirm Women's Fantasies and Affirm their Dumb Life Decisions Now she resents being a sex object, although she is both a relationship/Life Coach and Escort.

If none of this makes any sense, you're beginning to understand women. They are never content, they want to be singlemarried with a Beta Provider-Chad who is Free To Explore / While Nurtured Uncondittionally By Prince Charming so she can have Stability/Partylife while Beta-Chad NeverCheats BUT His SMV and Virility in the eyes of OTHER Women is Constantly Affirmed to constantly prove she is with a Provider-Chad at least several times a week. Happiness and "Only Happy When It Rains" as the song goes, alternate consistantly as a FEELZ Goal to them.

In other words, they are Agents of Chaos. This explains why when they get what they want, they want something else, often the opposite.

Here's this Escort prepping for an appointment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjsAhU0BXlM

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

"Life Coach". Which I now believe to be a "Paid Sounding Board" to confirm Women's Fantasies and Affirm their Dumb Life Decisions

LOL! That seems to be it. The 'life coaches' can make a lot of money that way. They act as sleazy co-dependents to people's foolishness, narcissism and gullibility.

Santa Cruz is crawling with therapists and life coaches. They all have this semi pandering affect even when you just talk with them in non professional life. They are always hoping to snag another customer.

Women idolize all of these trust fund idiots who spend their lives being 'artists' and 'discovering' themselves and think they should be able to do the same. That asinine movie 'Live, Eat, Pray' characterizes the genre. I caved to chick flick night once, and fifteen minutes in I told my wife I just couldn't take this movie any more.

Ceffer says

That asinine movie 'Live, Eat, Pray' characterizes the genre.

I have somewhere on this drive what the author REALLY looks like, what he first husband and his new wife look like and how they live (top .1%), and what the "Sexy Argentine" guy really looks like (he's got a paunch and bald, and is a fellow trust fund baby who blew all his money finding HIMSELF until he ended up in Bali).

OH SHIT!! My info is out of date.

Eat Pray Love author Gilbert(bottom left) ditched her bald, broke Argentine with a Paunch and moved on to an aged Bulldyke as her "Partner":


The Hamster never sleeps.

AmericanKulak says

estranged spouse Regina Turner, once a Miss Connecticut USA

Damn, I would have fallen for that too. Fortunately, he was a smart guy.

Women have pms montly, pain n.mood swing. They hate men for not having to go thru that

Cooties was real, and Feminism is the advanced stages.

https://babylonbee.com/news/more-women-waiting-to-have-kids-til-theyre-out-of-college-employed-settled-down-infertile-dead

just_passing_through says

There's always the Hail Mary followed by an Egg McMuffin.

I guess nobody on here used to listen to Tom Leykis.

just_passing_through says

just_passing_through says

There's always the Hail Mary followed by an Egg McMuffin.

I guess nobody on here used to listen to Tom Leykis.

I did, many years ago. Like 18 or more. He definitely got my head straight on the dating world. More dates are better! Even if you don’t see a future. Maybe she will have a friend or roommate who is hotter and you’re perfectly positioned to pick up that spare! Nothing a girl likes better than stealing her friend’s boyfriend!
Also flush your used condoms.

Shaman says

Also flush your used condoms

I learned that the hard way. She had a miscarriage though.

just_passing_through says

just_passing_through says

There's always the Hail Mary followed by an Egg McMuffin.

I guess nobody on here used to listen to Tom Leykis.

Couple episodes, he was quite popular for a while. I think never spend more than $40 on a date was another one of his 101 rules, of course pre inflation

Patrick says

Damn, I would have fallen for that too. Fortunately, he was a smart guy.

His flaw is not falling for it, his flaw was buying the Milk Bottling Plant when individual pints were much cheaper.

I give him credit for ending that shit right away when he found out.

https://notthebee.com/article/did-you-know-america-has-the-worlds-highest-rate-of-children-living-in-single-parent-households

Patrick says

https://notthebee.com/article/did-you-know-america-has-the-worlds-highest-rate-of-children-living-in-single-parent-households

It's also a great metric for determining anti-male countries. The single mom shit tracks great with Communist Marriage laws, Feminism, and general Misandry.

LOL! Women think they are entitled to be chronic deceivers and shape shifters, while pummeling men to be completely honest with them.

A lot of idiotic TV shows promote the premise that instead of the dance of mutual camouflage and reveal as in life, couples and particularly women are entitled to some kind of absolute truth from their partners at all times. They propagandize a form of feminist shit test that makes the female negotiation always subject to an impossible and destructive standard.

On the other hand, women mostly socialize with other women, who are held to negligible standards of honesty, and they all know they are a bunch of shallow sneaks and manipulators while still dealing with each other.

It is never safe to talk to any woman at work, for any reason. This is the primary change that feminism produced in the workplace.

Ceffer says

LOL! Women think they are entitled to be chronic deceivers and shape shifters, while pummeling men to be completely honest with them.

Never, ever listen to modern bullshit about sharing your feelings and deepest thoughts with women.

(Great) Grandpa said "Shuddup, Margeret" for a reason: It will only be used against you, or increase their general anxiety and resulting whacky behavior.

That's why men didn't even tell women they got fired until they found another job.

Modernity is total rubbish, particularly where women are concerned. Look how trashy, non-classy, frivolous, fat, dishonest, and obnoxious women have become since all social pressures were gradually removed.

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a marriage to the knee."

AmericanKulak says

Never, ever listen to modern bullshit about sharing your feelings and deepest thoughts with women.

Look, want some good advice about women.

Go listen to a bunch of things feminist say, and then do the exact opposite.

Nobody hates women more than feminists.

Never believe anyone claiming their wife/gf is hot and easy, rational like a man. The tradeoff is real

We're seeing what the ancients knew for thousands of years, but we tossed out as being "Old Superstition".

Women go nuts when they don't become mothers and lose their sexual marketplace value

The nutty spinster aunt exist in vast numbers, Mua'dib, vast.

I'm calling the late part of this decade. Prepare yourself for shreiking entitlement the likes of which God has never seen, Mua'dib.

(The Dune is upon me).

AmericanKulak says

Women go nuts when they don't become mothers and lose their sexual marketplace value

What came first? Maybe going nuts is why no motherhood.

Its my body. If I want an abortion the choice is all mine since its MY BODY! No body and aint no man gonna decide for me cause its MY BODY.

Geez, but we got men fooled here cause;

When it comes to oh no I'm pregnant; well, it takes two to get pregnant and the baby daddy has got to pony up and pay for all my baby bills and all. Why? Cause it takes two of to get pregnant.

AND well, I guess I'm not all that responsible with protecting and looking out for MY BODY, as I should. I mean shouldn't I, I mean after all Its MY BODY. who else should take responsibility for it. OH wait I got men I can hose; cause I guess I have been just a bit slutty, hehe.

See. We have manipulated things where I can't really make any mistakes here and the big expensive ones fall always ON THE MAN. Sorry dudes. Just the woke direction things have been heading for years. Oh, If your a white male noways. Most the others get bailed out by the guvment.

I don't know if I love or hate being honest and saying things like they is.

Man considers proposing to potential Bride. Bride's Mother is a blue haired (literally) divorced "Marriage Counselor" SJW pushing "Poly Marriage".

Hillarity ensues:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYXpSBn7_yg

Just one video of many, of late 20s/early 30s Millie chicks asking for Open Relationships and Poly Marriages. Apparently this is a thing now.

So you get to pay all the bills like a trad marriage, but your GF/wife gets to fuck everybody.