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I’m totally over superhero movies. And since the last one, also Star Wars movies. That film was utter feminist pandering shit, with unsatisfying plot and character arcs, and a silly premise that only got worse over time. It was awful!

Goran_K says

I'll never forgive Leftist, they actually ruined Star Wars

And yet you have no problem with what Trump has done to America.

komputodo says

Am I the only person on this forum that thinks that movies like starwars or movies about superheroes are for children?

Nope. The Superhero stuff has gone too far. Adults are way too fuckin' Adolescent.

These movies were and should be made for teenage pre-teen/early teen boys. Now they are made to appeal to those who did not "Put childish things away".

Like I said, after 14 you should be giving up the action figures and move to cars/stamps/beer brewing/cooking/audiophilia/guitars whatever - adult hobbies/interests. Yes, in past eras some very Aspie kids never really grew up, but I remember aggressively shaming kids who still played with the Millenium Falcon after age 12/13. Seems that Gen Y boys (and girls?!) never gave up toys. Not just Star Wars/Trek but also like My Little Ponies or whatever.

D&D/RPGs same shit. Sometime around 16 you realize girls don't play and you've learned all the medieval/historical shit you're gonna get out of them, so you go clamming and try to sell it to restaurants so you can get cash to buy a car. Mine was the legendary Ford Econoline party wagon with the Black Light Bob Marley/Pink Floyd posters over the old futon I put in the back. I got to fool around quite a bit and even lent it out, great way to get girls topless when your parents are home as a teen - and even hook up when your roommate won't leave the dormroom. Doesn't work much past the first couple of years of college, though I imagine you can squeeze some utility out of it by offering gals camping or tailgating trips. Adding some tail to the gating.

Also I remember making money moving people's stuff around a few times.

My kids are getting standard Western heroes. Ulysses, Jason and the Argonauts, Clash of the Titans (original flick), Chuck Norris. Good messages: Train hard/be knowledgable, show patient endurance (Karteria), be skeptical, and then win big.

Shit, my 5-year old is watching the Old Dirty Kung Fu movies. Old Man trains the young guy, plenty of slapstick comedy, they beat up the bad guys and save their family. I don't have them watching Disney Junior or PBS, there's a shitload of BS messaging in them.

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BobD says

Or is it a comedy?

Lol! Reviving old posts over butthurtness. Regardless of what you think of the movie, were there not comedic parts people? That doesn't make it a "good" movie or strictly a "sci-fi" movie. There were funny parts in all the star wars movies. Watch them sometime.

marcus says

Goran_K says

I'll never forgive Leftist, they actually ruined Star Wars

And yet you have no problem with what Trump has done to America.

I applaud what Trump has done, revile what the feminazis have done.

Easy.

BobD says

Took me about 2 minutes to find.

No it didn't and you'll never know why I know that... lol.

BobD says

You know there is tremendous use of editing software in the making of sci-fi movies.

Yup. And nowhere did I say Democrats cannot edit VIDEO (or Republicans, cause you know bias and reading). Get with the program. You're trying to troll and trap someone that's above your pay grade bud.

Originals > Prequels >>>>>> Disney

The Originals were amazing space adventures that were nearly flawless in executing the story they wanted to tell.

The Prequels had a lot of flaws, but were driven by a passion to expand on the world and lore of the Star Wars universe, and definitely have their quality moments. Episode III especially is a damn good movie.

The Disney films are soulless, virtue signaling cash-ins that give off the illusion of quality due to their high budget, paid-off reviews, and NPC approval.

The lesbian AT-AT looks like mecha IHLlary.

Ceffer says

The lesbian AT-AT looks like mecha IHLlary.

Even so equipped, would still lose to Trump.

When Luke is handed the Lightsaber and he throws the phallic symbol behind his back this is a portent of things to come. Men are disposable. Admiral Ackbar thrown away as an afterthought which was better than Lando's fate who was not even mentioned. Did Han Solo ever have a funeral? I missed that. Luke Skywalker is thrown away at the end to further the plot for Rey. Will Luke get a funeral? But the character of the actress who actually died irl? Still alive because vagina. Professor gender studies gets to go out in a blaze of glory, but not a main character. Men are garbage and women are awesome. All of your HIStory will be burned and discarded. I got the message Disney.

Booger says

Cold exterior, shooting death rays indescriminantly from their eyes at all passer-by's who arent on their team... weren't the At-At 's already lesbian?

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Leftist have ruined themselves.
I now do Pink Floyd songs, how ever I fucking please. I consider it a ten times better version than what that Commie Fag Roger Waters did.

David Gilmour is the real genius anyway.

As for Star Wars, all the rumors are true, Emperor back from the dead, Mary Sue continues to unbelievably kick ass without overcoming any struggles because of the strong female lead she is.

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NoCoupForYou says

David Gilmour is the real genius anyway.

Actually Rick Wright was.
Rick worked out the bass and set the tonal range for Waters and Gilmore to play in. Then the genius of Rick was, he then didn't need to overplay as Gilmore and Waters was an extension of his keyboard.
Rick Wright could have played a rowdy banging Piano like Elton John and Billy Joel, but he was giving the music room to breathe.

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/writers-return-from-strike-refreshed-and-ready-to-destroy-more-beloved-franchises

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/new-star-wars-film-to-feature-female-jedi-who-turns-to-the-dark-side-at-the-same-time-every-month

I was just reminded by a year in review from Critical Drinker.

There was actually a Star Wars made that centered around a Lesbian Space Witch Commune where they impregnated each other with the Force.

I still like the original 3. Everything else I didn't pay attention to. I just don't go to or watch movies anymore. I'm a cheapskate and would rather have a good lunch or dinner with the wife over a movie.

Empire Strikes Back was the only good Star Wars movie. I actually saw that in a theater. In fact, I think I saw all of the originals, in their original theatrical cuts before Lucas edited the fuck out of them.

I saw the original version of the first movie - Hamill was awful. Lukas totally redid that movie, especially the rebel attack at the end.

After Empire, I thought the 3rd movie would be good, but the fucking Ewoks . . .

the Dark Side is globohomo

I just re-read this thread, damm has it been 6 years already? Disney literally destroyed the Star Wars brand like I predicted, and it's probably worth 50% of what it was when they bought it from Lucas. LOL, get fucked leftists.

stereotomy says

After Empire, I thought the 3rd movie would be good, but the fucking Ewoks . . .

I found the Ewoks to be comedic. Obviously not realistic, but neither is anything in Star Wars. Liked the originals, but it alway did have kind of a gay vibe if being honest.

Hamill is flat out a bad actor. Ford was better, but still not great. You all know my vote for best actor in Star Wars of course. Peter Mayhew. One of the best characters created in cinema. I'm really not joking. I want to know what amounts of LSD were consumed to come up with that.

WookieMan says

Liked the originals, but it alway did have kind of a gay vibe if being honest.

Really? In what way?

Goran_K says

WookieMan says

Liked the originals, but it alway did have kind of a gay vibe if being honest.

Really? In what way?

Mark Hamill. He oozes gayness when acting with his voice and presence. Still does as a geezer. Obi Wan seemed like a Euro gay. Leia was also a constant bitch in all three. Ford was about the only non-creature or robot that didn't seem gay. Hell, Yoda was probably gay. Never saw him with a chick.

Let's be honest, Hollywood is and has been gay forever. Less obvious in the 70's, but you know all those guys and gals have been fucking young women and boys for 60 years at least. They just make it more obvious now in movies because it's so obvious what they're doing. If Hollywood had its way they'd lower the consent age to 15 to screw kids. Maybe lower. Been known forever.

Am I the only guy on PATNET that has never seen a star wars movie, or a raiders of the lost ark, or a lord of the rings, or a harry potter movie?

komputodo says

Am I the only guy on PATNET that has never seen a star wars movie, or a raiders of the lost ark, or a lord of the rings, or a harry potter movie?

Yes, you're a special sort of unicorn ;)

stereotomy says

komputodo says

Am I the only guy on PATNET that has never seen a star wars movie, or a raiders of the lost ark, or a lord of the rings, or a harry potter movie?

Yes, you're a special sort of unicorn ;)

Or maybe I'm just older than you guys. I find it hard to believe that someone who likes to watch movies like the clint eastwood spaghetti westerns, The Godfather, Goodfellows would pay to watch star wars and harry potter`

komputodo says

Am I the only guy on PATNET that has never seen a star wars movie, or a raiders of the lost ark, or a lord of the rings, or a harry potter movie?

Lord of the Rings Peter Jackson did it wrong. It wasn't awful, but each one was two books in one. Should have been 6 movies. Soooooo much was missed in that. It did not do well on film with what I had in my mind. But that's always a struggle with fiction books. If I could it myself I'd be super wealthy, so my opinion doesn't much matter I suppose.

I didn't like the actors in the Hobbit, but he at least did it right with 3 movies instead of one. Tolkien has so much fucking detail in his writings. So LOTR is kind off a failure in my book. Gandolf is/was (alive?) gay in real life, so you got your usual gay chip in there.

Casting could have been better. Sound and music was actually solid. Liv Tyler as an elf was an unfortunate choice. She's not an actress.

You'd have to be creative but the Silmarillion could be awesome as a movie. It's a weird book where my guess is Tolkien was drinking a lot or doing opium. All the character names are totally bizarre.

Have you read Lord of the Rings at least komputodo? Not up everyone's alley for sure, but I loved it. My memory blows so I might re-read it for I think the 5th time just for fun.

Nothing worse than Star Wars lesbos hormonally harmonizing their periods and leaving the sets smelling like a rancid fish market every four weeks, not to mention the run for cover chain mail gnawing moods. I wonder how many Star Wars male cucks got sanniches crammed up their asses.

komputodo says

stereotomy says

komputodo says

Am I the only guy on PATNET that has never seen a star wars movie, or a raiders of the lost ark, or a lord of the rings, or a harry potter movie?

Yes, you're a special sort of unicorn ;)

Or maybe I'm just older than you guys. I find it hard to believe that someone who likes to watch movies like the clint eastwood spaghetti westerns, The Godfather, Goodfellows would pay to watch star wars and harry potter`

That's a "No true Scotsman" logical fallacy right there. The late 60's up thought the early 1980's were remarkable in terms of cinema. I don't think we saw as much creativity in film since the silent era - it was the realm of the auteur.

Once the "Blockbuster" became the paradigm for the studios, the quality of content went down the tubes.

There was a place for "feel good" movies as an alternative to existential angst. Nowadays, it's a perverted 1960's with "entertainment" being woketard narratives.

stereotomy says

Empire Strikes Back was the only good Star Wars movie

I felt the same way until Rogue One came out.

I was amazed how Disney didn't fuck that up until I also saw Mandalorian and The Book of Boba Fett.

Dunno why they fucked up everything else but not those.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

stereotomy says

Empire Strikes Back was the only good Star Wars movie

I felt the same way until Rogue One came out.

I was amazed how Disney didn't fuck that up until I also saw Mandalorian and The Book of Boba Fett.

Dunno why they fucked up everything else but not those.

You're right - despite some obvious woke content, Rogue One was actually good. I was pleasantly surprised.

stereotomy says

You're right - despite some obvious woke content, Rogue One was actually good. I was pleasantly surprised.

They could've done w/o the blind Chinese Kung Fu guy.

But that was more about Disney sucking PRC cock then it was about woketardation

WookieMan says

guy with a star wars name

https://newrightpoast.substack.com/p/the-40-most-powerful-memes-of-2025

According to our calculations, the first time “Star Wars Name” was used to describe a name alien to the Anglo tongue was by Bog Beef, right before the year began. It’s become an all-purpose epithet, even for whites, perhaps most famously deployed against “Shri Thanedar.” But it applies to “Lumumba Bandele,” who works for fellow Lucasfilm creation “Zohran Mamdani” [who is married to “Rama Duwaji” (Endor) and has an intern named “Arzoo Malik” (Coruscant)]. I’m sorry, but are these names really more odd-sounding to the average American than “Beezer Fortuna” or “Count Dooku”?

It’s not that we hate outsiders, in fact Americans are outstandingly polite hosts to folks who really want to be here and are grateful for the opportunity. We’ll even let you be Vice President if you’re married to a Star Wars Name. But in 2026, if you start off telling us that we’re oppressors, or tell us how to run our country, you’re getting called a slur, and if you’re lucky it’ll only be “Star Wars Name.” If you don’t like that, consider going back to where you came from (Tatooine).

Actually, @WookieMan used it in 2018.

If you liked Rogue One, you should give the “Andor” series a watch. Season 2 was really good.