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Fatty Tariffs Spark Concerns of WW3


               
2018 Jun 2, 6:13am   1,255 views  3 comments

by MisterLefty   follow (1)  

THE EU has imposed a 40 per cent tariff on overweight American golf tossers flying over here to lumber around a green near a castle.

Patronising Americans who flock to Europe with overpriced clubs they are too unfit to even pull around in a bag on wheels will be charged a tariff on entry and further fees for calling anything ‘quaint’.

European Commission president Jean-Claude Juncker said: “A tariff on baseball caps. A tariff on 3XL polo shirts. A tariff on tiny, piggy eyes blinking out from a wall of sagging flesh.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/eu-imposes-tariffs-on-fat-american-golf-twats-20180601173762

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1   Tenpoundbass   2018 Jun 2, 8:20am  

Macron and Merkle would be snuffed out and their countries put out of their miseries before the countries would allow that.
If the EU ever tried to wave a battle flag and start a War, the EU would be dead within a year.
2   RC2006   2018 Jun 2, 9:00am  

Tenpoundbass says
Macron and Merkle would be snuffed out and their countries put out of their miseries before the countries would allow that.
If the EU ever tried to wave a battle flag and start a War, the EU would be dead within a year.


You think it would take a year? More like a month, they would run out of ammunition for everything after 2 weeks.
3   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2018 Jun 2, 10:59am  

Great news for me! That'll drive business toward my water front Maui vacation rental surrounded by beautiful golf courses! For fun you can even hop over to another island to watch a volcano erupt!

Incidentally hurricanes in the Gulf of Mexico and cartels in Mexico do the same.

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