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Ceffer says

How about calling them Goodyears, after the blimps?

"I couldn't fuck that Goodyear with a twelve inch dick."

Ironic if spoken by a guy looking like the "Michelin Man."

The average girl is now 170+ lbs. That was an offensive tackle in high school not long ago.

Same fat women look upon short men in condescending way.

I suspect part of the Wuhan hype is the fact that this disease can be deadly to the obese and we have a large percentage of obese in this country.

Fat is such a huge comorbidity.

Land whale

zzyzzx says

Wow. Average women were a lot whiter back then too.

I love that video where a group of college students is addressed by a fat gay black guy, then struggle with political correctness when asked to describe him.

Then there's the cringe of Americans in literally any other country in the world reflexively calling a local black person African-American.

Automan Empire says

Then there's the cringe of Americans in literally any other country in the world reflexively calling a local black person African-American.

Here in the USA when people say they are African-Americans I'm tempted to ask them what country they came from ... then when they say they were born in America I can ask why they don't call themselves American-Americans. Why, if people DON'T want to be discriminated against do they insist on calling themselves out as "special"?

Automan Empire says

when asked to describe him.

I'd just make like I was being sucked into a Black Hole. Papers flying, cloths being ripped off, dragging desks, whatever...

And it would be soooo funeh even the black guy would laugh because he's probably not a leftist and has a sense of humor.

^^^ if the government were ACTUALLY interested in people's health, these doors would be mandatory everywhere. Seriously, obesity has got to be the #1 not-talked-about health problem in America.

It's too profitable to really do anything about it.

profit -> lobbyists -> Congressmen -> laws that favor status quo -> profit -> ...

Booger says

I always wanted to open up a nightclub with similar setup.

RC2006 says

I always wanted to open up a nightclub with similar setup.

An inspired idea, but what about women with big tits?

Patrick says

RC2006 says

I always wanted to open up a nightclub with similar setup.

An inspired idea, but what about women with big tits?

Make it more narrow on the bottom 4 ft target fat ass and gut.

Fat people are just lazy. I have noticed that they are lazy in every which way. This New fat model trend in the fashion industry disgusts me.

Fat people are some of the biggest drainers to society. They are a hiring risk. They scientifically on average have lower intelligence. They usually are depressed which is no surprise having to look and feel horrible because of lack of self control. I feel sorry for any person that has a fat spouse.

Waitup says

This New fat model trend in the fashion industry disgusts me.

It's bad. I'll buy lingerie or bikinis for the wife occasionally as she modest and I like sexier stuff then she picks. I stumble across a site that has land whales while picking something out, you're not getting my business. End of story. I don't even think other women who are thin like to look at that shit unless it's a confidence booster for them to see these fucking marshmallow women rolling around. The fat model shit is awful. Kind of want to puke a little bit. Ugh.

It's really not that hard to be thin. Male or female. You just have to move. Doesn't even have to be a work out. Move. And stop eating pure trash food. Make things from scratch. Stop eating out. And don't think the supposedly "healthy" places you eat out at are actually healthy. Places like Chipotle for lunch. Fuck that trash. I love going out to eat, but that's usually dinner and I know what I'm getting myself into. There are people that eat 2-3 meals a day from fast food or restaurants. The serving sizes are obnoxious.

WookieMan says

The serving sizes are obnoxious.

You live in the Midwest bro. They fucking ADVERTISE the huge nasty portions as if they’re a good thing. That might be fine for a farmer who’s working his ass off all day, but for anyone else it’s a short road to obesity, diabetes, coronary heart disease, and an early grave.

WookieMan says

The serving sizes are obnoxious

That's what I don't understand about restaurant portions. They are so much larger than you would eat at home. I even had to take a portion of my cup of tortilla soup home from Chuy's it was so large. I can't imagine what a bowl would be like.

https://notthebee.com/article/we-have-a-new-term-for-overweight-people

Shaman says

WookieMan says

The serving sizes are obnoxious.

You live in the Midwest bro. They fucking ADVERTISE the huge nasty portions as if they’re a good thing. That might be fine for a farmer who’s working his ass off all day, but for anyone else it’s a short road to obesity, diabetes, coronary heart disease, and an early grave.

It's everywhere from my experience, even outside the midwest, unless you're going to some vegan, hippie dippy type place. I generally don't do chain restaurants either, outside of it being convenient on the road occasionally. I'd guess 80% of restaurants I've gone to make waaaaaaaay too much food for an individual. Mind you I'm 6'3" and 200lbs. I can eat a lot if I wanted to. Most places have ridiculous portions.

We just took an 'unsprung from Covid Tyranny drive hike' to Washington state. We stopped at a rest stop in a national park around the border of Washington and Oregon. On the way to the restrooms, we saw an obese woman with a small child. When I came out, I realized she was the 'slim' one. We were on the edge of the Indian reservation, and Indians were having a picnic.

The men looked like typical rotund hispanics, but the women were almost unimaginably obese, some literally waddling with fat rolls lolling off of them. There were no skinnies. I guess the lack of running in the plains and mountains all day and breaking and building camps made their fat preservation genes go into overdrive.

My cousin's wife is a whale. She's doesn't work and all she does is nag at him. I know he's sick of her and if weren't for the kids and the stupid California divorce laws, he would have divorced her. Poor guy is stuck in a shitty situation with a whale.

RC2006 says

Fat people are some of the biggest drainers to society. They are a hiring risk. They scientifically on average have lower intelligence. They usually are depressed which is no surprise having to look and feel horrible because of lack of self control. I feel sorry for any person that has a fat spouse.

Waitup says

My cousin's wife is a whale. She's doesn't work and all she does is nag at him. I know he's sick of her and if weren't for the kids and the stupid California divorce laws, he would have divorced her. Poor guy is stuck in a shitty situation with a whale.

RC2006 says

Fat people are some of the biggest drainers to society. They are a hiring risk. They scientifically on average have lower intelligence. They usually are depressed which is no surprise having to look and feel horrible because of lack of self control. I feel sorry for any person that has a fat spouse.

Good friend of mine had brother with 450lb wife all she did was drink from two liter sodas. She never drove, probably couldn't, would make husband slave away and drive kids everywhere. When they married she was a 100lbs, died in her early 50s, never seen a guy so happy.

I think fatness is kind of like alcoholism. Most alcoholics have some underlying psychological problem which drives them to alcohol. Maybe fat people have the same thing with food.

zzyzzx says

Just pans? What about skillets?

Patrick says

Maybe fat people have the same thing with food.

Yeah, well, think of a crack addict. They can get help to keep off of crack. Imagine if they needed it to survive though too, so they had to have SOME crack every day.

I've been told that's how it is for food addicts. I mean the real ones with bulimia or whatever not the regular fat people that crave and over eat. Obviously 1K lb people as well damn.

https://spectator.us/topic/defense-fat-shaming-pandemic-coronavirus-comorbidities/

In defense of fat-shaming
Being fat isn’t like being old, it’s a choice

May 11, 2021 | 11:50 am

Your business may have closed, your kids still aren’t in school, nana hasn’t had a hug in 18 months, and your uncle drank himself to death from the crippling isolation — but the real tragedy of the COVID-19 pandemic is that the luckless fats are feeling stigmatized again. ...

COVID death rates are skewed heavily toward the fats. According to the CDC, 78 percent of people who were hospitalized or died from COVID-19 were obese. Think about that. If the whole, unsuccessful reason for the ongoing lockdown was to ‘slow the spread’, if transmission of the virus had to be mitigated in order to prevent hospitals from becoming overwhelmed — and that’s the only reason we’ve ever been given — isn’t it fair to say fat people are entirely to blame for the devastation of the last year? Being fat isn’t like being old, it’s a choice. We don’t need less fat stigmatization — we need more.

‘Wear a mask’, ‘wear two masks‘, ‘get vaccinated or else you don’t care about others’, the mentally-ill Fauci-fangirls continue to shriek. Yet, this whole time it appears it’s the fats who deserved the scorn. This is all their fault. ...

The LA Times article goes on to tell the story of a 24-year-old ‘black, non-binary’ ham beast who uses ‘they’ and ‘them’ pronouns being greeted at the hospital one evening by a medical worker proclaiming, ‘Wow, you’re so big. The first thing we need to do is get this weight off you.’

Apparently readers weren’t supposed to laugh at that. ‘Weight stigma by healthcare providers has been documented for decades,’ the article continues.

Doctors are the Literally Hitlers of the fat acceptance movement and the fats expect special treatment over other groups who are committing gradual suicide as a result of their disgusting lifestyles. But instead of Joe Biden’s politically weaponized CDC ensuring that fatties don’t sink our economy when the next virus from China hits, the organization has instead decided to tuck the obesity stuff away and declare racism the public health crisis du jour. ...

And that’s what makes the body positivity people so enduringly repulsive, aside from what your eyes take in. You can’t take anyone so stubborn and thin-skinned seriously. No one thinks they’re large and loving it. The best the fativists can hope for is feigned sympathy and for others to merely suffer through them. And that extends to all the left’s crybullies. You can put as many pairs of cottage cheese thighs on the cover of Cosmopolitan as you’d like, but you’re never going to convince people that it’s aspirational. Humans, aside from the odd chubby-chasing fetishist, are hardwired to avoid members of our species who we can tell are dying, intentionally in this case.

We’re also designed to want to help. If some of these people swallowed their doctor’s advice the way they took that midnight hoagie perhaps they’d finally provide others with something people are proven to enjoy — a transformation story.

https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/airlines-may-start-weighing-passengers-amid-obesity-crisis

Airlines May Start Weighing Passengers Amid Obesity Crisis

Booger says

Airlines May Start Weighing Passengers Amid Obesity Crisis

Now there is a lawsuit waiting to happen. More likely obesity will become a "disability" and the airlines will be forced to accommodate with special seating. Just warn the crew before walking to the back of the plane and causing a sudden nose pitch up.

Fat people should be like dogs on a plane. You have to call ahead and only so many are aloud on each flight. I've been stuck next to whale evading my space fuck that make them buy multiple seats.