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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,033,450 views  40,308 comments

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11733   Ceffer   2021 Nov 8, 11:58am  

"I just love the body language and the look of the Antifa\BLM scrotes attorney after he admitted Kyle only shot him when he pointed his gun at him.

😂

Fuck Antifa 🖕🏻
..." "You only had ONE JOB to get rich and make my bones: lie the fuck on the witness stand!"
11734   Ceffer   2021 Nov 8, 12:47pm  

I'm so old, I remember when hospitals, corporations and institutions were anally obsessive about avoiding liability and even hired people to oversee to make sure there were no violations of laws, regulations, statutes or ordnances etc.. Now, the Guv, Corporations, Pharma Industsrial Complex, are all purposely and wantonly violating them egregiously, publicly, and without shame or inhibition.
11735   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 8, 3:44pm  

Ceffer says
I'm so old, I remember when hospitals, corporations and institutions were anally obsessive about avoiding liability and even hired people to oversee to make sure there were no violations of laws, regulations, statutes or ordnances etc.. Now, the Guv, Corporations, Pharma Industsrial Complex, are all purposely and wantonly violating them egregiously, publicly, and without shame or inhibition.


Moral Hazard. They know the MMT money printers will bail their asses out no matter what.

Fear of fines or enforcement is for the little companies.
11736   HeadSet   2021 Nov 8, 3:56pm  

Ceffer says
"You only had ONE JOB to get rich and make my bones: lie the fuck on the witness stand!"

Seems like he know about the video and thus could not lie.
11738   Ceffer   2021 Nov 8, 5:16pm  

11739   Ceffer   2021 Nov 8, 6:47pm  

Hey, didn't like all the lies we told about Trump so far? Here are some new ones to feed the LibFools and maybe some converts.

11740   Ceffer   2021 Nov 8, 6:49pm  

"How does it make you feel when leftists say the quiet part out loud?"

11744   Ceffer   2021 Nov 9, 7:08pm  

11746   Patrick   2021 Nov 9, 8:16pm  

HunterTits says


What movie was that?
11747   HeadSet   2021 Nov 9, 8:24pm  

Patrick says
What movie was that?

Demolition Man. Also had Wesley Snipes and Sandra Bullock. It is about a 20th Century Cop who is frozen until mid 21st Century and really makes fun of a woke society.
11748   Patrick   2021 Nov 9, 8:34pm  

Thanks, added to my list.
11752   richwicks   2021 Nov 10, 3:24am  



$550,000,000 / 327,000,000 Americans = $1.68

If Bloomberg is able to give $1 million to every American that is:

$1,000,000 * 327,000,000 Americans = $327 trillion dollars. I don't think Bloomberg is that wealthy.

It's really not worth anybody's time to listen to "mainstream" (really legacy) "news". That a mistake on this level can be routinely made isn't possible. I don't care if people in our legacy media all went through Common Core - they all have calculators. Then again, what type of person can listen to this, think it's possible, and NOT pull out a calculator?
11753   HeadSet   2021 Nov 10, 7:11am  

richwicks says
Then again, what type of person can listen to this, think it's possible, and NOT pull out a calculator?

Why would anyone need a calculator? Right off the bat you can see that $500 million would only give 500 people that $1 million each.
11754   richwicks   2021 Nov 10, 8:16am  

HeadSet says
richwicks says
Then again, what type of person can listen to this, think it's possible, and NOT pull out a calculator?

Why would anyone need a calculator? Right off the bat you can see that $500 million would only give 500 people that $1 million each.


You don't know how Common Core is "taught". I don't think they intended to make it impossible for people to be able to do obvious arithmetic, but that's the result of it.

Let me demonstrate: https://www.problem-attic.com/ccss-math

Go look through some problems particularly in the early grades. Look at how much nonsense and time wastage there is. Math is a well defined course, but it's entirely changed since I was a kid. My sister is a civil engineer and her kids were having problems with their algebra. Try to find an example where long division is used there.

Just so you know how bad it is: For example:

https://www.problem-attic.com/assets/resources/samples/GR-1-2014-8f655ed13c2e3e69fffd36cff661826911c991f64b663c8cf597e954ead0611c.pdf

Look at problem 3.

The fishing pole isn't drawn to scale. So, are the worms drawn to scale relative to the fish? Provided they are 2 fish for every 4 worms, or 2 worms per fish, so if the fishing pole is 7 fish long there's 14 worms per fishing pole. PROVIDED they are drawn to scale to the fish. Where is that indicated? It's crazy.

Look at question 4 - that's entirely dependent on "the grid system" - what the fuck is that? Well, the kid is taught what it is, but you weren't. I wasn't, and I'm an engineer. Why teach some concept that you'll never carry to adulthood? I'm guess 52?

Look at question #8 - I can't even figure out what that's asking. I think by "frames" they mean boxes? If that's the case, a 4x4 box is one "frame" then you use 9 more boxes (or frames?) to make 10. What kind of fucking question is that? The statement about "hearts" has nothing to do with the question.

I did a search on what a "frame" was with regard to Common Core math:

https://www.thoughtco.com/ten-frames-to-teach-number-sense-3111121

It's an entirely new concept. It almost seems to be taught for autistic kids, instead of normal kids. People obsessive with following rules, OCD kids..

It's just awful. It seems built around how much you pay attention in class, and less to do with actually doing math. You need to know definitions that are particular to the course.
11756   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2021 Nov 10, 8:57am  

HeadSet says
Patrick says
What movie was that?

Demolition Man. Also had Wesley Snipes and Sandra Bullock. It is about a 20th Century Cop who is frozen until mid 21st Century and really makes fun of a woke society.


It was ahead of its time. In the movie masculinity is banned, and everyone is like a spineless faggot doesn't know how to be tough, there is cancel culture and big government control with tech.
11757   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 10, 9:23am  

richwicks says
Go look through some problems particularly in the early grades. Look at how much nonsense and time wastage there is. Math is a well defined course, but it's entirely changed since I was a kid. My sister is a civil engineer and her kids were having problems with their algebra. Try to find an example where long division is used there.


I know it, they make my son split 7+6 some weird way so he breaks out "6" with two circles underneath.

Fortunately, we started doing ROTE FLASH CARDS back when he was 4 or 5 (he's 7 now), so he's memorized every addition, substraction, and multiplication solution up to 12, as most of us learned in school --- but he still has to show it that way for certain problems on tests.

There's a thread on this from a year or so ago, where you have South Asian (who learned from barely updated 19th C Russian textbooks like most Indians, Chinese, and Russians do) Math PhD Parent struggling to figure out the logic in "Number Sentences" or whatever the fuck they call the whole circling thing.

I believe the idea was to front load the thinking with things that make more difficult math easier, however, whole math actually gets easier as time goes on, but frontloads the early grades with all this time wasting, useless shit. Kids before about age 9-10 are parrots and memorize easily, but their abstract/conceptual reasoning isn't developed yet in most.
11758   rocketjoe79   2021 Nov 10, 9:25am  

HeadSet says
Patrick says
What movie was that?

Demolition Man. Also had Wesley Snipes and Sandra Bullock. It is about a 20th Century Cop who is frozen until mid 21st Century and really makes fun of a woke society.


Especially the scene where they're going to a fancy restaurant.
Stallone's character says "Were' going to Taco Bell?"
Bullock replies: "Yes, while you were frozen, ALL restaurants became Taco Bell."
11759   richwicks   2021 Nov 10, 9:35am  

CaptainHorsePaste says
There's a thread on this from a year or so ago, where you have South Asian (who learned from barely updated 19th C Russian textbooks like most Indians, Chinese, and Russians do) Math PhD Parent struggling to figure out the logic in "Number Sentences" or whatever the fuck they call the whole circling thing.


For me math was almost all abstract until calculus. I was given a problem to find the what the ratio of the diameter of a lid of a can to the height of the can would have to be in order to maximize the volume of what it contained. Once we completed that, it was demonstrated that all cans have that ratio. Finally, I saw an application.
11760   Ceffer   2021 Nov 10, 10:29am  

He needs those briefings to keep him on point with the Globalist Democidal Agendas. Being a PharmaNazi isn't easy.
https://t.me/CodeMonkeyZ/2030
11766   richwicks   2021 Nov 10, 2:40pm  

Booger says


That doesn't work. This is what gets sent to an example CGI script gets for environment variables when I connect to it:

CONTEXT_DOCUMENT_ROOT => THIS/IDENTIFIES/THE/INTERNALS/OF/MY/MACHINE/SO/DEPRECATED
CONTEXT_PREFIX => /~user
DOCUMENT_ROOT => /var/www/html
GATEWAY_INTERFACE => CGI/1.1
HTTPS => on
HTTP_ACCEPT => text/html,application/xhtml+xml,application/xml;q=0.9,image/avif,image/webp,image/apng,*/*;q=0.8,application/signed-exchange;v=b3;q=0.9
HTTP_ACCEPT_ENCODING => gzip, deflate, br
HTTP_ACCEPT_LANGUAGE => en-US,en;q=0.9
HTTP_CONNECTION => keep-alive
HTTP_HOST => 192.168.1.70
HTTP_REFERER => https://192.168.1.70/~user/cgi-bin/
HTTP_SEC_FETCH_DEST => document
HTTP_SEC_FETCH_MODE => navigate
HTTP_SEC_FETCH_SITE => same-origin
HTTP_SEC_FETCH_USER => ?1
HTTP_SEC_GPC => 1
HTTP_UPGRADE_INSECURE_REQUESTS => 1
HTTP_USER_AGENT => Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 9) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.69 Mobile Safari/537.36
PATH => /usr/local/sbin:/usr/local/bin:/usr/sbin:/usr/bin:/sbin:/bin:/snap/bin
QUERY_STRING =>
REMOTE_ADDR => 192.168.1.127
REMOTE_PORT => 39706
REQUEST_METHOD => GET
REQUEST_SCHEME => https
REQUEST_URI => /~user/cgi-bin/cgiExample.cgi
SCRIPT_FILENAME => /home/user/public_html/cgi-bin/cgiExample.cgi
SCRIPT_NAME => /~user/cgi-bin/cgiExample.cgi
SERVER_ADDR => 192.168.1.70
SERVER_ADMIN => webmaster@localhost
SERVER_NAME => 192.168.1.70
SERVER_PORT => 443
SERVER_PROTOCOL => HTTP/1.1
SERVER_SIGNATURE => Apache/2.4.29 (Ubuntu) Server at 192.168.1.70
Port 443
SERVER_SOFTWARE => Apache/2.4.29 (Ubuntu)

There's enough crap in there to probably get CLOSE to identifying me. It sends a lot of stuff about my browser, and if I used add-ons, it would be worse. This is how a lot of modern websites can track you no matter what you do.

If you're going to use a burner device, it's off only when you're using it, and you can only use it at a few places, when you're behind the store, wearing a mask and a hat and it only connects to the WiFi and it's disconnected from any network until you are ready to post.
11771   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 11, 8:35am  

Ceffer says


Big Bird dies after struggle with short illness; puzzled doctors write it off despite questions given the Bird's regular exercise and vegetable intake.

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