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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,033,424 views  40,308 comments

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11758   rocketjoe79   2021 Nov 10, 9:25am  

HeadSet says
Patrick says
What movie was that?

Demolition Man. Also had Wesley Snipes and Sandra Bullock. It is about a 20th Century Cop who is frozen until mid 21st Century and really makes fun of a woke society.


Especially the scene where they're going to a fancy restaurant.
Stallone's character says "Were' going to Taco Bell?"
Bullock replies: "Yes, while you were frozen, ALL restaurants became Taco Bell."
11759   richwicks   2021 Nov 10, 9:35am  

CaptainHorsePaste says
There's a thread on this from a year or so ago, where you have South Asian (who learned from barely updated 19th C Russian textbooks like most Indians, Chinese, and Russians do) Math PhD Parent struggling to figure out the logic in "Number Sentences" or whatever the fuck they call the whole circling thing.


For me math was almost all abstract until calculus. I was given a problem to find the what the ratio of the diameter of a lid of a can to the height of the can would have to be in order to maximize the volume of what it contained. Once we completed that, it was demonstrated that all cans have that ratio. Finally, I saw an application.
11760   Ceffer   2021 Nov 10, 10:29am  

He needs those briefings to keep him on point with the Globalist Democidal Agendas. Being a PharmaNazi isn't easy.
https://t.me/CodeMonkeyZ/2030
11766   richwicks   2021 Nov 10, 2:40pm  

Booger says


That doesn't work. This is what gets sent to an example CGI script gets for environment variables when I connect to it:

CONTEXT_DOCUMENT_ROOT => THIS/IDENTIFIES/THE/INTERNALS/OF/MY/MACHINE/SO/DEPRECATED
CONTEXT_PREFIX => /~user
DOCUMENT_ROOT => /var/www/html
GATEWAY_INTERFACE => CGI/1.1
HTTPS => on
HTTP_ACCEPT => text/html,application/xhtml+xml,application/xml;q=0.9,image/avif,image/webp,image/apng,*/*;q=0.8,application/signed-exchange;v=b3;q=0.9
HTTP_ACCEPT_ENCODING => gzip, deflate, br
HTTP_ACCEPT_LANGUAGE => en-US,en;q=0.9
HTTP_CONNECTION => keep-alive
HTTP_HOST => 192.168.1.70
HTTP_REFERER => https://192.168.1.70/~user/cgi-bin/
HTTP_SEC_FETCH_DEST => document
HTTP_SEC_FETCH_MODE => navigate
HTTP_SEC_FETCH_SITE => same-origin
HTTP_SEC_FETCH_USER => ?1
HTTP_SEC_GPC => 1
HTTP_UPGRADE_INSECURE_REQUESTS => 1
HTTP_USER_AGENT => Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 9) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.69 Mobile Safari/537.36
PATH => /usr/local/sbin:/usr/local/bin:/usr/sbin:/usr/bin:/sbin:/bin:/snap/bin
QUERY_STRING =>
REMOTE_ADDR => 192.168.1.127
REMOTE_PORT => 39706
REQUEST_METHOD => GET
REQUEST_SCHEME => https
REQUEST_URI => /~user/cgi-bin/cgiExample.cgi
SCRIPT_FILENAME => /home/user/public_html/cgi-bin/cgiExample.cgi
SCRIPT_NAME => /~user/cgi-bin/cgiExample.cgi
SERVER_ADDR => 192.168.1.70
SERVER_ADMIN => webmaster@localhost
SERVER_NAME => 192.168.1.70
SERVER_PORT => 443
SERVER_PROTOCOL => HTTP/1.1
SERVER_SIGNATURE => Apache/2.4.29 (Ubuntu) Server at 192.168.1.70
Port 443
SERVER_SOFTWARE => Apache/2.4.29 (Ubuntu)

There's enough crap in there to probably get CLOSE to identifying me. It sends a lot of stuff about my browser, and if I used add-ons, it would be worse. This is how a lot of modern websites can track you no matter what you do.

If you're going to use a burner device, it's off only when you're using it, and you can only use it at a few places, when you're behind the store, wearing a mask and a hat and it only connects to the WiFi and it's disconnected from any network until you are ready to post.
11771   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 11, 8:35am  

Ceffer says


Big Bird dies after struggle with short illness; puzzled doctors write it off despite questions given the Bird's regular exercise and vegetable intake.
11774   Ceffer   2021 Nov 11, 10:58am  

Tee Hee! Trump cracks me up.
11779   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 11, 11:56am  

Soros and Schwab are going after Serbia and Albania in a big way. They got the US State Department to put the Albanian Elected post-Berlin Wall leader on a no-fly list reserved for terrorists, drug dealers, and known criminals. Why? He doesn't like NGO influence on Albania, thinks it's undemocratic.
11781   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 11, 11:58am  

Wooo, I can smell the Q from here.
11782   Ceffer   2021 Nov 11, 12:05pm  

LOL! This is in Poland.
11783   Patrick   2021 Nov 11, 12:13pm  

The buildings and the flags look right, but the palm tree seems unlikely.
11785   Ceffer   2021 Nov 11, 12:27pm  

Patrick says
The buildings and the flags look right, but the palm tree seems unlikely.

Yeah, palm trees say LA or balmy climate, but coats, flags and building say Euro. I guess they keep a palm tree, or maybe a fake one, in Warsaw.
Don't know what that's about.:

11787   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 11, 12:53pm  

Boogie Down, do the Bicep Blaster!

11791   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 11, 4:28pm  

I would add:

War on Terror

* There was no "infield" - we continued to import "Visa Express" from the Middle East the highest risk areas and still do
* Never predicated US Aid/Protection on Support for Terror
* Did exactly what AQ wanted: Send in ground troops in large numbers
* Accept the Doable, practical Good instead of the Perfect - trying to recreate Western Liberal Democracy in places like Iraq and Afghanistan.
* Didn't even secure the oil for ourselves

War on Drugs:

Either let them kill themselves, or kill them for second possession, never mind dealers or users, and spare them the suffering.
Half-assed civil forfeiture on Suspected Drug Cash, invasion of financial privacy (now $600), and meaningless sentences don't do shit but harass the people.
11793   richwicks   2021 Nov 11, 9:08pm  

Patrick says
The buildings and the flags look right, but the palm tree seems unlikely.


Good catch. I didn't notice it.

Remember, EVERYBODY lies to you, and people innocently pass it on.
11797   HeadSet   2021 Nov 12, 11:32am  

Tenpoundbass says





You did not fly high enough to check.

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