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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,107,487 views  42,078 comments

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11827   Patrick   2021 Nov 14, 11:29pm  

https://www.breitbart.com/news/johnson-johnson-plans-to-split-into-two-companies/

Johnson & Johnson plans to split into two companies


Are they both going to be called Johnson?
11829   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 14, 11:47pm  

ZOMG, fucking MAGAt Trumptards, just move on already!

11830   HeadSet   2021 Nov 15, 7:18am  

CaptainHorsePaste says
ZOMG, fucking MAGAt Trumptards, just move on already!

Bashing Trump is what they think they need to get ratings.
11832   Ceffer   2021 Nov 15, 10:25am  

Lest we forget:
11835   Tenpoundbass   2021 Nov 15, 11:44am  

Patrick says


I took my 5 year old to the store so he could buy a toy as a reward for something he did.
He walked by a Black Baby Doll, he immediately pointed and said. "Dad! Loooooooooook, a..." I'm looking around, and thinking to myself, "Don't say it! Don't say it!" as he concludes with "Baby!".

I've heard many times, that Kids aren't born racist, they learn it. And I never gave it any thought until that moment. He was not hung on the baby doll's color, he just pointed out how realistic the Baby Doll looked. Not that he would have any reason to, or have picked up any racism from me. But I really did expect him, to point out that it was a black baby, and that's why he was mentioning it. That's what I thought to myself when he pointed to it. "A black baby doll" He didn't see color. It was a lesson learned for me. Racism is learned, and Democrats are the professors.

And for clarity, I was expecting "Black Baby" not the N-word or something out right racist.
11836   SunnyvaleCA   2021 Nov 15, 11:56am  

Patrick says




\
New one thanks to Karl:
If a white person: Shoots Other White People --> White Suprematist --> Racist
11845   Ceffer   2021 Nov 15, 9:31pm  

What Biden didn't know that in Chinese, with different tonalities, 'my old friend' means 'paid off whore scum'.
11846   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2021 Nov 15, 9:32pm  

Booger says


fuck I'd kill for gas that cheap. our is close to $5 per gallon. I literally put on "i did that" biden sticker, then flip it off like an angry teenager. that's how pissed I'm, and I'm a grown man FML!
11847   Ceffer   2021 Nov 15, 9:50pm  

"The swamp's idea of infrastructure."
11852   zzyzzx   2021 Nov 16, 8:12am  

https://www.bostonherald.com/2021/11/15/biden-tormented-by-republican-guerrilla-campaign-and-i-did-it-stickers/

Biden tormented by Republican guerrilla campaign and ‘I did it’ stickers
11853   RWSGFY   2021 Nov 16, 8:34am  

zzyzzx says
https://www.bostonherald.com/2021/11/15/biden-tormented-by-republican-guerrilla-campaign-and-i-did-it-stickers/

Biden tormented by Republican guerrilla campaign and ‘I did it’ stickers


My set of 100 stickers is arriving today. Will be deployed profusely every time I fill up or grocery shop.
11854   RWSGFY   2021 Nov 16, 8:35am  

Do you know Rosenbaum's pronouns? It's "was/were".
11855   HeadSet   2021 Nov 16, 8:53am  

zzyzzx says
https://www.bostonherald.com/2021/11/15/biden-tormented-by-republican-guerrilla-campaign-and-i-did-it-stickers/

Biden tormented by Republican guerrilla campaign and ‘I did it’ stickers

A 100-pack of the stickers is going for just six bucks on Amazon.

I am surprised Amazon is selling them.
11856   RC2006   2021 Nov 16, 9:05am  

Buy in bulk and give them away.
11857   Patrick   2021 Nov 16, 9:07am  

Can I order them from some non-Amazon place?
11858   RC2006   2021 Nov 16, 9:11am  

Patrick says
Can I order them from some non-Amazon place?


Ebay
11859   Ceffer   2021 Nov 16, 9:21am  

4000 bucks for every man, woman and child in America to pay for this out of the gate pork barrel Kommie travesty?
11860   Ceffer   2021 Nov 16, 10:10am  

Hmm. Where are Soros, IHLlary, Obama et alia. now that their useful idiots are going down the tubes? Hasta La Vista, Useful Idiots! Portrait of a color revolution with election fraud quashed.
11862   Tenpoundbass   2021 Nov 16, 10:18am  

Aung San Suu Kyi is based against Muslims and Commies. The pictures of her with Soros son, and Obama officials, were from envoys that went there to intimidate her, and told her to stop with the bringing Terrorist Muslims to Justice Bullshit, or they will do to her, exactly what they have fucking done!

Nowhere in the world is the dishonest voting machine apparatus exposed or people are being prosecuted for using it.
Don't forget the only prosecutions the Global Cabal do, is projected crimes, they try people for their crimes.

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