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Tenpoundbass
2021 Nov 26, 5:55pm
Tenpoundbass
2021 Nov 26, 5:55pm
Ceffer says
Jimi, Janice and Pig Pen all died from Alcohol poisoning all in the same year. I believe the culprit was Southern Comfort in all three cases
Purple Haze, Purple Rain. Same narcos kilt both Jimmie and Prince?
Jimi, Janice and Pig Pen all died from Alcohol poisoning all in the same year. I believe the culprit was Southern Comfort in all three cases
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AmericanKulak
2021 Nov 26, 6:32pm
AmericanKulak
2021 Nov 26, 6:32pm
GreaterNYCDude says
First and only 45 I ever brought, first single I ever brought. #2 was Second Wind by Billy Joel.
Purple Range... It's a bad pun related to the Prince song.
https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/31631238/Prince/Purple+Rain
First and only 45 I ever brought, first single I ever brought. #2 was Second Wind by Billy Joel.
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Ceffer
2021 Nov 26, 10:17pm
Ceffer
2021 Nov 26, 10:17pm
"Let's go barfing now,
Everybody's learning how,
Come on and barf safari with me!"
Braaakkkkk! Apologies to Beach Boys.
"Call it for what it is.
Grotesque.
And CHILD ABUSE!!!
Absolutely sickening 🤮"
Everybody's learning how,
Come on and barf safari with me!"
Braaakkkkk! Apologies to Beach Boys.
"Call it for what it is.
Grotesque.
And CHILD ABUSE!!!
Absolutely sickening 🤮"
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Patrick
2021 Nov 27, 10:40am
Patrick
2021 Nov 27, 10:40am
https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-plumber-under-fire-for-refusing-to-join-same-sex-fittings
Mostly there's the practical matter that it just doesn't work.
Mostly there's the practical matter that it just doesn't work.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Nov 27, 11:07am
Tenpoundbass
2021 Nov 27, 11:07am
Booger says
Sweregen disappointed me, I really hoped he was going to be a block buster name in the theaters. But he parlayed his notoriety he got from Deadwood, to do every D grade movie the SiFi and the Hallmark channel threw at him.
I think he had the potential to be one of Quintin Tarrentino's most memorable reoccurring characters in his last 5 movies.
Sweregen disappointed me, I really hoped he was going to be a block buster name in the theaters. But he parlayed his notoriety he got from Deadwood, to do every D grade movie the SiFi and the Hallmark channel threw at him.
I think he had the potential to be one of Quintin Tarrentino's most memorable reoccurring characters in his last 5 movies.
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Patrick
2021 Nov 27, 11:13am
Patrick
2021 Nov 27, 11:13am
The FBI is indeed now organized crime, used as a weapon against political dissidents.
It should not even exist. There is no provision in the Constitution for a national police force of any kind, and so policing powers are reserved entirely to the states alone:
It should not even exist. There is no provision in the Constitution for a national police force of any kind, and so policing powers are reserved entirely to the states alone:
AMENDMENT X
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.
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ForcedTQ
2021 Nov 27, 2:49pm
Patrick says
They make couplers for that.
https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-plumber-under-fire-for-refusing-to-join-same-sex-fittings
Mostly there's the practical matter that it just doesn't work.
They make couplers for that.
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AmericanKulak
2021 Nov 27, 4:18pm
AmericanKulak
2021 Nov 27, 4:18pm
Ceffer says
Check out the story of Elliot Ness and the Untouchables. Rumors that Hoover the Trannie got jealous, and Ness might have been helped into retirement.
Check out the story of Elliot Ness and the Untouchables. Rumors that Hoover the Trannie got jealous, and Ness might have been helped into retirement.
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Patrick
2021 Nov 27, 4:47pm
Patrick
2021 Nov 27, 4:47pm
ForcedTQ says
Then it would be a threesome, or a "spitroast" as I've heard it put.
They make couplers for that.
Then it would be a threesome, or a "spitroast" as I've heard it put.
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richwicks
2021 Nov 27, 6:58pm
richwicks
2021 Nov 27, 6:58pm
CaptainHorsePaste says
Wouldn't this be a reason to allow open homosexuality?
A man at one time could be blackmailed because of their sexual proclivities. No so much any more. I mean, fuck, we know that Hunter Biden likes hookers ramming dildo's up his asshole when he smokes crack. Joe Biden can't be blackmailed for that kind of crap, he can't even be blackmailed for accepting bribes through Hunter's bullshit art..
Check out the story of Elliot Ness and the Untouchables. Rumors that Hoover the Trannie got jealous, and Ness might have been helped into retirement.
Wouldn't this be a reason to allow open homosexuality?
A man at one time could be blackmailed because of their sexual proclivities. No so much any more. I mean, fuck, we know that Hunter Biden likes hookers ramming dildo's up his asshole when he smokes crack. Joe Biden can't be blackmailed for that kind of crap, he can't even be blackmailed for accepting bribes through Hunter's bullshit art..
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HeadSet
2021 Nov 27, 7:37pm
HeadSet
2021 Nov 27, 7:37pm
richwicks says
But apparently they can be blackmailed for pedo, hence the Epstein issues.
A man at one time could be blackmailed because of their sexual proclivities. No so much any more. I mean, fuck, we know that Hunter Biden likes hookers ramming dildo's up his asshole when he smokes crack. Joe Biden can't be blackmailed for that kind of crap, he can't even be blackmailed for accepting bribes through Hunter's bullshit art..
But apparently they can be blackmailed for pedo, hence the Epstein issues.
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AmericanKulak
2021 Nov 27, 8:06pm
AmericanKulak
2021 Nov 27, 8:06pm
richwicks says
Ah, you're on to something.
HeadSet says
Nailed it.
Sometimes, you can get through to people through "Pervert in One, Corrupt in All". When you make all sexual deviancy normalized, we lose the shortcut.
"Hey, a childfucker is bad and shows lack of morality. If he fucked around with his underage cousin/daughter (Hunter/Joe), why can't he be corrupt/immoral in every aspect of life?"
Or as Harry Truman said "A guy who fucks around on his own wife won't think twice about fucking around on me."
CaptainHorsePaste saysCheck out the story of Elliot Ness and the Untouchables. Rumors that Hoover the Trannie got jealous, and Ness might have been helped into retirement.
Wouldn't this be a reason to allow open homosexuality?
A man at one time could be blackmailed because of their sexual proclivities. No so much any more. I mean, fuck, we know that Hunter Biden likes hookers ramming dildo's up his asshole when he smokes crack. Joe Biden can't be blackmailed for that kind of crap, he can't even be blackmailed for accepting bribes through Hunter's bullshit art..
Ah, you're on to something.
HeadSet says
richwicks saysA man at one time could be blackmailed because of their sexual proclivities. No so much any more. I mean, fuck, we know that Hunter Biden likes hookers ramming dildo's up his asshole when he smokes crack. Joe Biden can't be blackmailed for that kind of crap, he can't even be blackmailed for accepting bribes through Hunter's bullshit art..
But apparently they can be blackmailed for pedo, hence the Epstein issues.
Nailed it.
Sometimes, you can get through to people through "Pervert in One, Corrupt in All". When you make all sexual deviancy normalized, we lose the shortcut.
"Hey, a childfucker is bad and shows lack of morality. If he fucked around with his underage cousin/daughter (Hunter/Joe), why can't he be corrupt/immoral in every aspect of life?"
Or as Harry Truman said "A guy who fucks around on his own wife won't think twice about fucking around on me."
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AmericanKulak
2021 Nov 28, 7:06am
Where Female Pastors are allowed, stupidity hits first and hardest.
AmericanKulak
2021 Nov 28, 7:06am
Where Female Pastors are allowed, stupidity hits first and hardest.
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GreaterNYCDude
2021 Nov 28, 8:46am
ForcedTQ says
One of the funniest moments in my engineering education was the time, when dicussing welding techniques, my professor mentioned the full penetration butt weld. To this day I still find it hilarious.
Patrick sayshttps://babylonbee.com/news/christian-plumber-under-fire-for-refusing-to-join-same-sex-fittings
Mostly there's the practical matter that it just doesn't work.
They make couplers for that.
One of the funniest moments in my engineering education was the time, when dicussing welding techniques, my professor mentioned the full penetration butt weld. To this day I still find it hilarious.
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2021 Nov 28, 9:35am
Patrick says
Today’s jokes are someone’s reality 5 years from now
https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-plumber-under-fire-for-refusing-to-join-same-sex-fittings
Mostly there's the practical matter that it just doesn't work.
Today’s jokes are someone’s reality 5 years from now
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SoTex
2021 Nov 28, 11:35am
SoTex
2021 Nov 28, 11:35am
AmericanKulak says
Oh, I'm printing this and am going to put them in salvation army buckets!
Where Female Pastors are allowed, stupidity hits first and hardest.
Oh, I'm printing this and am going to put them in salvation army buckets!
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SoTex
2021 Nov 28, 7:34pm
SoTex
2021 Nov 28, 7:34pm
Patrick says
I've copied and shared amongst family today. They will be doing so as well.
We should all do that.
I've copied and shared amongst family today. They will be doing so as well.
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