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HeadSet
2022 Feb 3, 5:41pm
HeadSet
2022 Feb 3, 5:41pm
Gosh rickwicks, I did not think such base humor as in the post above was your style. Must be channeling Ceffer.
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richwicks
2022 Feb 3, 6:09pm
richwicks
2022 Feb 3, 6:09pm
HeadSet says
Ceffer is more of a conspiracy theorist than I am. I listen to everything, but I discount nearly all of it. I sort of worry about him a bit. I realize that most of what I listen to is bullshit, I worry he doesn't.
But I do know that Kamala Harris is a whore that slept her way to the top. I'm in Commiefornia - I know what a piece of shit she his. Jamal Trulove is an example of what a pile of garbage she is. She ought to be in jail. She's complete garbage and if she wasn't sucking dick and being laid by Willie Brown, you wouldn't know she existed. She is a whore in the worst way. A political and literal whore.
Gosh rickwicks, I did not think such base humor as in the post above was your style. Must be channeling Ceffer.
Ceffer is more of a conspiracy theorist than I am. I listen to everything, but I discount nearly all of it. I sort of worry about him a bit. I realize that most of what I listen to is bullshit, I worry he doesn't.
But I do know that Kamala Harris is a whore that slept her way to the top. I'm in Commiefornia - I know what a piece of shit she his. Jamal Trulove is an example of what a pile of garbage she is. She ought to be in jail. She's complete garbage and if she wasn't sucking dick and being laid by Willie Brown, you wouldn't know she existed. She is a whore in the worst way. A political and literal whore.
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Onvacation
2022 Feb 3, 6:48pm
Onvacation
2022 Feb 3, 6:48pm
AmericanKulak says
There's a whole genre of porn called "Step Fantasy". This one is going to end up with dad doing 19 year old stepdaughter in the galley when mom walks in. Instead of being outraged mom says, "what the hell" and jumps in proceeding to tag team dad for another 20 minutes.
This is like the 3-4th Ad I've seen this week with a White Woman, White Kids without the least trace of Negro, with a Negro Spouse.
There's a whole genre of porn called "Step Fantasy". This one is going to end up with dad doing 19 year old stepdaughter in the galley when mom walks in. Instead of being outraged mom says, "what the hell" and jumps in proceeding to tag team dad for another 20 minutes.
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Ceffer
2022 Feb 4, 1:08am
Ceffer
2022 Feb 4, 1:08am
Like, more legal DUHHHHHHHHH!
"Judge Releases Dominion Audit Report: System ‘Designed’ to ‘Create Systemic Fraud’"
https://www.thestandardsc.org/jay-greenberg/judge-releases-dominion-audit-report-system-designed-to-create-systemic-fraud/?source=patrick.net
"A Michigan judge has released the bombshell report on the audit of Dominion Voting Systems, revealing that the machines and their software were “designed” to “create systemic fraud.”"
"Judge Releases Dominion Audit Report: System ‘Designed’ to ‘Create Systemic Fraud’"
https://www.thestandardsc.org/jay-greenberg/judge-releases-dominion-audit-report-system-designed-to-create-systemic-fraud/?source=patrick.net
"A Michigan judge has released the bombshell report on the audit of Dominion Voting Systems, revealing that the machines and their software were “designed” to “create systemic fraud.”"
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Eric Holder
2022 Feb 4, 10:16am
Eric Holder
2022 Feb 4, 10:16am
Ceffer says
Good luck with finding black powder for that now that the only producer - Hodgdon - has stopped the production of their Goex BP and getting rid of BP production arm altogether. Fucking redcoats finally got their wish 247 years later....
Good luck with finding black powder for that now that the only producer - Hodgdon - has stopped the production of their Goex BP and getting rid of BP production arm altogether. Fucking redcoats finally got their wish 247 years later....
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HeadSet
2022 Feb 4, 1:29pm
HeadSet
2022 Feb 4, 1:29pm
Eric Holder says
Black powder is easily made from charcoal, sulphur, and saltpeter (potassium nitrate). I used to make black powder as a kid this way as fuel for homemade rockets.
Ceffer says
Good luck with finding black powder for that now
Black powder is easily made from charcoal, sulphur, and saltpeter (potassium nitrate). I used to make black powder as a kid this way as fuel for homemade rockets.
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Eric Holder
2022 Feb 4, 1:43pm
Eric Holder
2022 Feb 4, 1:43pm
HeadSet says
Comforting.
Eric Holder saysCeffer says
Good luck with finding black powder for that now
Black powder is easily made from charcoal, sulphur, and saltpeter (potassium nitrate).
Comforting.
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Patrick
2022 Feb 4, 2:16pm
Patrick
2022 Feb 4, 2:16pm
HeadSet says
I also did this in high school, because I really enjoyed chemistry. I had potassium iodide and lead nitrate in a chemistry kit, and figured out they would combine to make potassium nitrate which could be isolated by evaporating off the solvent. Not sure what I did with the bright yellow and toxic lead iodide which was a byproduct. Probably threw it out.
And it worked. Made a little explosion when combined with charcoal and sulphur in the right combination and lit.
Black powder is easily made from charcoal, sulphur, and saltpeter (potassium nitrate). I used to make black powder as a kid this way as fuel for homemade rockets.
I also did this in high school, because I really enjoyed chemistry. I had potassium iodide and lead nitrate in a chemistry kit, and figured out they would combine to make potassium nitrate which could be isolated by evaporating off the solvent. Not sure what I did with the bright yellow and toxic lead iodide which was a byproduct. Probably threw it out.
And it worked. Made a little explosion when combined with charcoal and sulphur in the right combination and lit.
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Ceffer
2022 Feb 4, 6:13pm
Ceffer
2022 Feb 4, 6:13pm
More conspiracy theories become truth. Remember, X-Files spin off predicted Twin Towers false flag days before it happened.
"X Files Creator 'I Thought the Production Would be Shut Down by the Feds, Too Close to the Truth'
Chris Carter, the creator of The X-Files, was worried that the production of the hit series X-Files would be stopped by the FBI. A mysterious man told him he was too close to the truth."
Read here: https://helenastales.weebly.com/blogue/x-files-creator-i-thought-the-production-would-be-shut-down-by-the-feds-too-close-to-the-truth3870352?source=patrick.net
Sorry for Bad Tube, Pat: https://youtu.be/XOwfSVV7FV0?source=patrick.net
"X Files Creator 'I Thought the Production Would be Shut Down by the Feds, Too Close to the Truth'
Chris Carter, the creator of The X-Files, was worried that the production of the hit series X-Files would be stopped by the FBI. A mysterious man told him he was too close to the truth."
Read here: https://helenastales.weebly.com/blogue/x-files-creator-i-thought-the-production-would-be-shut-down-by-the-feds-too-close-to-the-truth3870352?source=patrick.net
Sorry for Bad Tube, Pat: https://youtu.be/XOwfSVV7FV0?source=patrick.net
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Patrick
2022 Feb 4, 10:33pm
Patrick
2022 Feb 4, 10:33pm
Ceffer says
Actually, Biden lied again. You could actually buy a cannon back when.
https://notthebee.com/article/biden-claims-that-you-couldnt-buy-a-cannon-when-the-second-amendment-was-passed-washington-post-gave-him-four-pinocchios-for-the-same-lie-back-in-june?source=patrick.net
Actually, Biden lied again. You could actually buy a cannon back when.
https://notthebee.com/article/biden-claims-that-you-couldnt-buy-a-cannon-when-the-second-amendment-was-passed-washington-post-gave-him-four-pinocchios-for-the-same-lie-back-in-june?source=patrick.net
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