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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,103,753 views  42,071 comments

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14141   Tenpoundbass   2022 Feb 24, 3:46pm  

I'm just glad Putin is competent, Biden has mush brain, our Military is a gender showcasing pageant, by my calculations, the whole thing should be wrapped up by Summer.
And Biden will look like an even bigger Asshole fool by the election. If they vote to send Biden more idiots, then they will get what they deserve. Putin his here to restore balance in the Universe. Godspeed may the best MAN win.

HunterTits says
14145   Ceffer   2022 Feb 24, 5:01pm  

Of course, ObummerFuck, intelligence agency legend and Manchurian extraordinaire, has to toss in his two cents: "Without my cash flow from the child trafficking in Ukraine, I won't be able to finish my Hawaii compound and beach mansion! Michael will have to cut down to one depilation a week!"
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/10890?source=patrick.net
14150   Ceffer   2022 Feb 24, 5:38pm  

More along the lines of "Will Whore For Gas."
https://t.me/Absolute1776/6948?source=patrick.net
14154   richwicks   2022 Feb 24, 5:56pm  

Tenpoundbass says
I'm just glad Putin is competent, Biden has mush brain, our Military is a gender showcasing pageant, by my calculations, the whole thing should be wrapped up by Summer.
And Biden will look like an even bigger Asshole fool by the election. If they vote to send Biden more idiots, then they will get what they deserve. Putin his here to restore balance in the Universe. Godspeed may the best MAN win.


A friend pointed out that Trump may have been positioned to set us up for fascism, by showing "democracy" (what this laughably is called) doesn't work. Maybe Biden was placed into power (we are supposed to believe legitimately) to fail, so a strongman could enter into power.

If it is to be fascism or communism, I guess fascism. At least the trains run on time and people don't starve because of political correctness. At least in fascism, there's social mobility although climbing up means selling your soul.
14156   Bd6r   2022 Feb 24, 6:44pm  

france surrendering can not be breaking news
HunterTits says
14157   AmericanKulak   2022 Feb 24, 8:01pm  

richwicks says

A friend pointed out that Trump may have been positioned to set us up for fascism, by showing "democracy" (what this laughably is called) doesn't work. Maybe Biden was placed into power (we are supposed to believe legitimately) to fail, so a strongman could enter into power.

If it is to be fascism or communism, I guess fascism. At least the trains run on time and people don't starve because of political correctness. At least in fascism, there's social mobility although climbing up means selling your soul.


Neoliberalism is fascism, the union of Corporate and State Power guided by Technosocialism.
14162   Patrick   2022 Feb 24, 11:21pm  




I've noticed a lot of non-gay conservatives with the rainbow flag as their logo. Is this an attempt at a reconquista of the rainbow?
14164   anonymous   2022 Feb 24, 11:27pm  



14165   Ceffer   2022 Feb 24, 11:42pm  

I love RealRawNews. It's the fake news bodice ripper of anti-fake news. Babylon Bee pretending to be real news, but it successfully panders to almost every prejudice and wishful thinking fantasy I hopium.
"Real Raw News: Military Defies Biden Regime, Refuses to Deploy"
https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=193906&source=patrick.net



https://realrawnews.com/2022/02/dr-francis-collins-hanged-at-gitmo/
"Another Deep State actor has bitten the dust.

On Monday, 21 February, Dr. Francis Collins was hanged to death at Guantanamo Bay, but he did not go quietly into the night, or, in his case, the dawn. Whimpering, bawling, sniveling, and moaning, Collins tried to bargain for his life as a uniformed Marine shoved him up the shallow steps leading to the gallows."
14167   AmericanKulak   2022 Feb 25, 1:32am  

The true George Carlin spirit: I love a good explosion.
14172   Ceffer   2022 Feb 25, 10:17am  

Anderson Cooper pops paper bag behind CNN reporter in Kiev, who then claims that they are being shelled. Cooper than looks out over the city and lisps: "So many soldiers, so little time."
https://t.me/Absolute1776/7111?source=patrick.net
14173   Ceffer   2022 Feb 25, 10:33am  

AmericanKulak says

Illuminati Card Game. He knew it all in 1991, but had to invent a card game to keep from getting his ticket punched by Skull and Bones:

14174   Ceffer   2022 Feb 25, 11:07am  

"if you wanted us to defend your regime, you should have thought first about destroying our rights, murdering us with toxic vaccines, fragmenting and undermining our society, attacking our children with propaganda and sexual deviants, and allowing hordes of criminals through our borders."
14176   Ceffer   2022 Feb 25, 11:56am  

LOL!
14177   Ceffer   2022 Feb 25, 11:59am  

Looks like printing press diploma Netflix prosecutor is on her own. "Damn, I shoulda read more ot those lawbooks, if only I could read! Soros didn't have a video for this one."
https://t.me/Royboy17th/4642?source=patrick.net
14179   Ceffer   2022 Feb 25, 12:29pm  

Hey! You have your disinformation, I have mine.

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