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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,107,580 views  42,078 comments

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14306   Patrick   2022 Feb 28, 12:26pm  

https://trevorintrimley.substack.com/p/trevor-in-trimleys-letter-to-aussie?source=patrick.net


Dear Scott Morrison,

G’day from Trimley St Mary!

I have to admit I’d never heard of you until recently. Please don’t be offended by that as nobody outside Australia had. At least not until you showed that Serbian upstart No-vax Djokovic what for by banning him from your glorious country! I know your heroic actions on that matter caused you quite a bit of flak in some quarters, but rest assured, it enamoured you to at least two individuals in Trimley St Mary who ever since have been your biggest fans. And now, and this is the reason I feel compelled to write to you, you have proven our loyalty justified!

Just when most Western leaders seem to be struggling to work out what to do vis-à-vis Vlad the Mad, you’ve led the way! Banning Putin from Aussie shores shows you mean business. If that doesn’t send shockwaves through the Kremlin I don’t know what will! If there’s one thing Vladimir Putin could do with right now, it’s a holiday! Let’s face it, war is no picnic and must be rather stressful even for despots like Vlad. But he won’t be getting any rest and recreation Down Under thanks to inspired leadership like yours!

To my mind, your stance on this is psychological warfare at its best! Destroy a man’s dreams and you destroy him. And any dreams Putin’s been harbouring of a guided tour of the Sydney Opera House are gone for good. Sorry Vlad, the dream is over. No boomeranging on Bondi for you, or picking up a duty free didgeridoo in the airport on the way home either. You nailed him Scotty! Ker-pow!!

Now, I know the knockers might argue that this is an empty gesture on your part, but as empty gestures go I say it’s one of the best, and no doubt a massive vote winner at home. I mean, let’s face it, I bet the last thing your average Aussie wants when visiting the local supermarket is to bump into Vladimir Putin in the Gluten Free section. Banning him is the right thing to do! Just as you’re also right to ban unvaccinated Australians abroad from returning to their home country. As far as Mrs Trevor in Trimley and I are concerned, you are unerringly correct to equate the unvaccinated and Putin in this way and punish them equally. Any Australian abroad who doesn’t trust a vaccine producer like, say, Pfizer, just because they once had to pay out the biggest healthcare fraud settlement of all time, has issues with authority, and is already on the slippery slope to getting themselves a Sherman tank and heading for the local TV station.

As a matter of interest, now that you’re in the thick of the war effort to support Ukraine, will you be taking your share of refugees from that country? I hope so, but of course Mrs Trevor in Trimley and I trust you will only be accepting the “fully vaccinated” refugees and leaving those Ukrainians who have their own ideas about healthcare, you know the type, organic food nuts and herbalists, etc, at the mercy of the invading Russian army? It’s no more than they deserve!

On another note, I believe you have an election coming up in the next few months and I wish you the very best with that. I hear you have been campaigning hard with your “secret weapon,” your wife, Jenny, who apparently helps you to look human. Good luck to you I say, use the little woman anyway you can. I did exactly the same in the now notorious 2018 parish council elections here in Trimley St Mary. Unfortunately, my wife proved to be less of a secret weapon and more of a weapon of mass distraction. I was only 43 minutes into my closing remarks when she lost consciousness and had to be carried from the building. Not a helpful contribution. On the upside, the hitherto broken Trimley community rallied together as one for the first time in years, as everyone present offered to drive her to the hospital, even those who didn’t own cars.

Keep up the fight, at home and abroad!

Yours sincerely,

Trevor in Trimley
14307   Ceffer   2022 Feb 28, 12:38pm  

I'm wondering if I should post off the wall links to drive richwicks insane?:
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/53706?source=patrick.net
14310   Ceffer   2022 Feb 28, 1:25pm  

"House in Ukraine abandoned due to Russian invasion?" Nah, it's a tobacco road crack house down the street from us in Santa Cruz, 900 sq. ft. listed at $899,000. What a deal.

These are the 'beauty shots' LOL!


14311   clambo   2022 Feb 28, 3:01pm  

The guy who buys that house is gonna pay $10,000/year in property tax, on top of the huuuuge mortgage.
He's paying the rich pensions of the Sheriff, county goldbricks, and for health care for illegals and homeless.
In Baja Sur I'll probably pay about $7000/year in total housing expenses next year.
14312   RC2006   2022 Feb 28, 3:19pm  

clambo says
The guy who buys that house is gonna pay $10,000/year in property tax, on top of the huuuuge mortgage.
He's paying the rich pensions of the Sheriff, county goldbricks, and for health care for illegals and homeless.
In Baja Sur I'll probably pay about $7000/year in total housing expenses next year.


This is what kills me all that property tax for nothing but bloated currupt state government and illegals. My last property tax bill was 5k and change the people that bought it have to be paying almost 1k a month in tax for nothing.
14314   Ceffer   2022 Feb 28, 4:02pm  

"i'm so sad. I thought that the adrenochrome would keep him alive with me hand in hand plundering the taxpayers for at least ten more years. Damn Trump for reducing the availability and quality, we have been having to drink rotgut illegal alien adrenochrome!"
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/53741?source=patrick.net
"Richard could think of a thousand creative ways to undermine, destroy and sell out our country to foreign interests in exchange for personal profits. He really enjoyed my Chinese handlers, and became best friends with them right away!"
14317   Ceffer   2022 Feb 28, 5:40pm  

Trying to dumb down the pols even more so that Biden actor looks smart?
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/40023?source=patrick.net
14321   Ceffer   2022 Feb 28, 11:20pm  

Just WOW! Swiss Octagon definitely afraid of Putin, abandoning the bogus 'neutrality' of Switzerland. Rods of God to Lake Geneva!

https://www.deccanherald.com/international/world-news-politics/neutral-swiss-adopt-eu-sanctions-against-russia-in-break-with-past-1086204.html

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/53836?source=patrick.net
14326   Ceffer   2022 Mar 1, 1:08am  

14327   Ceffer   2022 Mar 1, 1:11am  

LOL!

14328   Ceffer   2022 Mar 1, 2:24am  

14329   Booger   2022 Mar 1, 2:54am  

Massive protest in Sweden against Russian aggression:

14336   RWSGFY   2022 Mar 1, 7:32am  

Patrick says






Who moved nuclear weapons to what country now? @Patrick, are you starting to loose your mind? We already have several members who went off the deep end. Would be sad to see you join Putler/Xitler bride brigade. Aligning with the fucks who unleashed the bioweapon on us (Xitler) and worked hand-in-hand with Demonrats to undermine Trump (Putler) seems bizarre.
14337   Patrick   2022 Mar 1, 7:36am  

I think that Ukraine would become a US satellite and site for US missiles and bases if it joined NATO.

The US media seems to ignore this, and the analogy to the Cuban missile crisis.

"Russia bad" is a very simplistic analysis.
14338   clambo   2022 Mar 1, 8:15am  

Ukraine will never be a USA satellite, it’s far away from our borders.

The analogy to Cuban missiles is weak; Castro was a nut who wanted to threaten the USA with nukes.

NATO is a defensive alliance, and never intended to threaten the Soviet Union nor Russia. rather deter them from invasion, which they just did to Ukraine.

Putin signed agreement with Ukraine to respect its sovereignty in exchange for Ukraine giving up its nukes.

Putin bad is the correct analysis; simple is often accurate.

Kennedy is given credit for success during the Cuban missile crisis, but some said that he waited very long to react to the threat, and was advised to take the missiles out using our Air Force rather than wait for Kruschev to take them away from insane Castro.

I was a very young kid but I recall the Cuban missile crisis, mostly because people were scared shitless in the USA. Some said that Kennedy exposed us to excessive risk by not bombing the missiles.

Right after this we had atomic bomb safety drills in school, all because of Soviet Union insanity.

Russia is a third world dump with hot women and drunken men. Most people are not going to get ahead there which is why they are coming to the USA.
14339   Patrick   2022 Mar 1, 8:29am  

Patrick says
NATO is a defensive alliance, and never intended to threaten the Soviet Union nor Russia.


That sounds very naive to me.

I think the US deliberately provoked Russia into invading Ukraine with the threat of Ukraine joining NATO.

The purpose of that threat may have been to scupper the Nordstream II pipeline, which would bind Germany closely to Russia.

It's also suspiciously convenient for Biden, to distract from his repeated and abysmal failures, and his inhumane vaxx mandates.

Then again, I can't really know much from this distance, and through the media filters.
14340   richwicks   2022 Mar 1, 9:07am  

RWSGFY says
Aligning with the fucks who unleashed the bioweapon on us (Xitler) and worked hand-in-hand with Demonrats to undermine Trump (Putler) seems bizarre.


Whose Xitler?

Look, the United States government paid for the development of sars-cov2-19. We're supposed to believe that the disease came from a wet market that is LITERALLY blocks away from this bio-weapons lab in which coronavirus was being worked on for gain of function, through the payment of the United States.
14341   richwicks   2022 Mar 1, 9:07am  

clambo says
Ukraine will never be a USA satellite, it’s far away from our borders.


How far away is Israel?

Japan?

The Phillippines?
14342   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 1, 11:01am  

Black Lives Matter! My Pussy Matters! Leftoid has flip out in Walmart.

Video/Audio
https://nitter.pussthecat.org/libsoftiktok/status/1498730060735340546?source=patrick.net#m
14343   Patrick   2022 Mar 1, 11:50am  

AmericanKulak says
Black Lives Matter! My Pussy Matters!


She keeps repeating that while smashing things.

Of course black lives matter, because all lives matter. She's simply hiding behind the first assertion. As Jordan Peterson put it:


uploads/2022/03/1_bf40_rs9muhvpz0iw

So the problem seems to be her second assertion, and the frustration that it really doesn't matter.

I think a lot of our politics can be explained by the failure of feminism to deliver happiness for women. Now a lot of women are angry at having taken the feminist bait and feeling ripped off. But they can't put it that way, or they would be ostracized by most other women.

https://www.npr.org/2014/07/21/333582322/phyllis-schlafly-explains-why-feminism-has-made-women-unhappy?source=patrick.net
https://www.expunct.com/feminism/why-modern-feminism-makes-women-so-damn-miserable/?source=patrick.net
https://brasspills.com/gavin-mcinnes-explains-why-feminism-makes-women-unhappy/?source=patrick.net
https://www.suzannevenker.com/feminism/4-feminist-lies-that-are-making-women-miserable/?source=patrick.net
https://www.dailywire.com/news/study-feminism-leaving-wake-unhappy-unmarried-amanda-prestigiacomo?source=patrick.net

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