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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,117,195 views  42,079 comments

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14775   richwicks   2022 Mar 14, 12:16pm  

Eric Holder says
Randomly inserting word "weapon" here and there doesn't mean jack shit. Where is the proof of anything being weaponized?


Oh come on, you're not this naive.

We just went through a bullshit pandemic for 2 fucking years that SUPPOSEDLY came from a "wet market" in Wuhan, which was LITERALLY blocks away from a BSL4 lab that the US was funding in Wuhan under SOME direction of Dr. Fauci.

If it's a biochemical lab being funded by the United States government, you can bet you life its a weapons lab. Remember the Anthrax scare of 2001? That was from a US WEAPONS lab.

Anthrax is great, because you just infect a bunch of soldiers from the air, they get it, and die, and they don't pass it on to the wider population. They can't spread the Anthrax, the genius is that the Anthrax is carefully contained in a dust protected from UV and air and so on, until it enters the human body, then kills the person that inhaled it in about 24 hours. It's totally fucking against all the treaties, but the US never follows treaties. Shit, probably nobody does, but I know the US sure as hell doesn't.
14780   Ceffer   2022 Mar 14, 1:07pm  

Is this Chicago?
14781   Ceffer   2022 Mar 14, 1:13pm  

Q infiltrates Antarctica with its dire screed:
14786   zzyzzx   2022 Mar 14, 2:03pm  

Ceffer says
Is this Chicago?


Clearly!
14787   charlie303   2022 Mar 14, 2:15pm  

Ceffer says
Q infiltrates Antarctica with its dire screed:


These guys need to stop jerking around in the snow and act before WW3 starts.

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14788   stereotomy   2022 Mar 14, 2:32pm  

Ceffer says
And the beat goes on:
https://t.me/drue86/17017?source=patrick.net


Hey diddle diddle, the cat with the fiddle,
Can the cow jump over the moon?
14792   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2022 Mar 14, 3:07pm  

zzyzzx says
Ceffer says
Is this Chicago?


Clearly!


Nah, that's Oakland
14793   stereotomy   2022 Mar 14, 3:15pm  

I love the Planet of the Apes Caesar pose by the monkey at the end. EPIC!
14796   Ceffer   2022 Mar 14, 5:02pm  

In case you forgot. Foreign interests have always scooped off and allocated our tax dollars according to their own schemes. Federal Reserve gives them carte blanche.
14798   ForcedTQ   2022 Mar 14, 5:40pm  

Eric Holder says



That was reportedly hit by missle strikes the second or third day of the incursion. Do they have multiple Anotov transport planes? The bunker cover looked pretty destroyed?
14799   Ceffer   2022 Mar 14, 5:45pm  

Insult to injury: highest gas prices and escape pod vehicles five times the national average. Wanna leave, useless California Eater? It's gonna cost you! May as well stay, take your vaccines and boosters, and have a heart attack or stroke in the sunlight.
https://t.me/TheBabylonBee/2360?source=patrick.net
14800   Ceffer   2022 Mar 14, 5:50pm  

Russians decline to send rockets to take out Kamala, because: "She is doing so much more damage to our enemies remaining alive and in office."
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/11293?source=patrick.net
14803   RWSGFY   2022 Mar 14, 7:33pm  

Moscow man buys newspaper, glances at front page, throws it straight out.
Next day: same again. And again.
Eventually, seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?"
"Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary"
"But obituaries aren't even on the front page!"
"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be"
14805   Patrick   2022 Mar 15, 12:32am  




For the grocery stores.
14814   Patrick   2022 Mar 15, 2:00am  

"Why do right wingers fall for Russian propaganda so easily?"
Russia isn't telling me to believe a man can be a woman.

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