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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,118,220 views  42,081 comments

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14824   Ceffer   2022 Mar 15, 1:03pm  

Thank God those bioweapons don't exist. Putin is going to look pretty stupid unleashing something that isn't there.
14825   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 15, 1:46pm  

Ceffer says
Thank God those bioweapons don't exist. Putin is going to look pretty stupid unleashing something that isn't there.


Now what I say?
https://patrick.net/post/1344147/2022-03-15-why-are-there-still-soviet-era-pathogen
14826   BayArea   2022 Mar 15, 5:55pm  

Ceffer says
'This Covid is taking a terrible toll. Michael isn't able to ass fuck me even with a double dose of viagra.'


Hehe
14828   Onvacation   2022 Mar 15, 5:56pm  

The puppets are malfunctioning

original link
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14829   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 15, 6:35pm  

Gerontocracy has is downsides.
14832   Patrick   2022 Mar 15, 8:19pm  

https://odysee.com/@mediabear:5/StickMeWithYourDeathShot:0?source=patrick.net

Stick Me With Your Death Shot


Nice remake of the Pat Benatar song.

Strangely, just after posting that, I ran across this article:

https://patriotpost.us/articles/86911?mailing_id=6534&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.6534&utm_campaign=snapshot&utm_content=body


In Brief: How Fact-Finding Fauci Led to My Cancellation
The inside story of how Forbes fired columnist Adam Andrzejewski for asking questions.


Strange because Pat Benatar's birth name is Pat Andrzejewski.
14835   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Mar 15, 9:15pm  

Patrick says






Boosters are like service packs… need one every few month to correct whatever previous one fucked up.
14837   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 16, 12:59am  

Fortwaynemobile says

Boosters are like service packs… need one every few month to correct whatever previous one fucked up.


VaaS - Vaccine as a Service.

You will own nothing, and you will be happy!
14847   Ceffer   2022 Mar 16, 2:46am  

Yeah, about not believing in the silicon mask technology:
14848   Ceffer   2022 Mar 16, 2:53am  

Titty protests are a step up, but I'm still waiting for the 'Fuck Your Brains Out' protests:
14849   Patrick   2022 Mar 16, 10:06am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/adam-and-eve-tell-god-that-putin-made-them-eat-forbidden-fruit?source=patrick.net


Scholars now concur that Vladimir Putin was likely the cause of The Fall of Man and everything bad that has happened since, upending previous theories that The Fall was caused by white supremacy and COVID.

14850   Kepi   2022 Mar 16, 10:19am  

Patrick says


WATCH: Pete Buttigieg’s Husband Leads Children in Alternative “Pledge” of Allegiance to Rainbow Flag
“I pledge my heart, to the rainbow, of the not-so-typical gay camp, one camp, full of pride indivisible, with affirmation and equal rights for all,” Chasten Buttigieg says in the alternative pledge.

https://welovetrump.com/2022/03/09/watch-pete-buttigiegs-husband-leads-children-in-alternative-pledge-of-allegiance-to-rainbow-flag/?source=patrick.net

Note the 'equal rights' reference? Reminds me of the equal rights for women movement. What equal rights? They all already have equal rights. Just ask a faggot what rights I have that they don't have. They can't answer.

They want attention, that's all. They're mentally ill people making a simple sexual fetish into a lifestyle. So you like to suck dick? That's nice, go suck each other's dicks. I don't care. Just leave children out of it and don't march half naked in ridiculous, obscene parades.

Sick bastards. Look at the fucking homo, I wouldn't let this son of a bitch anywhere near kids.
14851   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 16, 10:27am  

Ceffer says
https://t.me/MrPooLDIGS/15135?source=patrick.net


After 9/11, for almost 10 years straight, Republicans argued that funding a wall for a few billion, and maybe a billion annually for maintenance, patrolling, etc. would be fiscally irresponsible. Now we have $31.5T in debt. We started the 21st Century with balanced budgets and only $5T in debt.
14854   RWSGFY   2022 Mar 16, 10:40am  

Patrick says






Did all shithole countries drown? Thank you, Globull Worming!
14863   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2022 Mar 16, 12:15pm  

Patrick says






Just need Mitt Romney hand there added for accuracy. World we live in man, this is insane. At least covid just suddenly disappeared, and suddenly congressmen who simply could not find a second to vote against measures, suddenly out of the blue voted to end lockdowns. Couldn't do last week for some reason, this week just happened.

I swear feels like we live in twilight zone of bullshit.

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