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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,025,377 views  40,212 comments

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15249   Tenpoundbass   2022 Apr 15, 6:13am  

Ceffer says


I got dibs on the "On" butt.
15256   Ceffer   2022 Apr 15, 10:24am  

Tenpoundbass says
I got dibs on the "On" butt.

I think they are actually peeing on racism, just to be technical.
15258   richwicks   2022 Apr 15, 11:28am  

Not really funny, unless you like dark humor. Biden tries to shake hands with nobody.

15259   Patrick   2022 Apr 15, 12:30pm  

Wow.
15260   RC2006   2022 Apr 15, 12:58pm  

He is so out of it. It's outrageous media and dems are ignoring his mental state.
15261   richwicks   2022 Apr 15, 1:40pm  

RC2006 says
He is so out of it. It's outrageous media and dems are ignoring his mental state.


The Republicans are too. Where's Mitt Romney, Lindsay Graham, Liz Cheney?

He's a good puppet. Doesn't matter what he says or does, he just signs legislation and it doesn't matter if he's getting bad at reading teleprompters and listening to earpieces.

This is FINE for our establishment.
15262   GreaterNYCDude   2022 Apr 15, 6:55pm  

Bidens Earpice: Sir, remer to shake hands as you exit.
(Biden immediay turns and shakes hands with no one.)

Bidens Earpice: Turn around sir.
The exit stairs are behind you.
(Biden turns, back to the crowd, facing flag, confused)

Bidens Earpice: Keep turning
(Biden turns to the left)

Bidens Earpice: Other way, sir! Turn around!
(Turns right, finally recognizes the stairs. Looks relieved.)

Bidens Earpice: Good job sir. Now slowly make your way down the stairs.
(Shuffles fowrard)

Bidens Earpice: Careful on the way down, Sir
(Stutter steps)

Bidens Earpice: Slowly make your way out if the room.
Don't forget to smile, sir.
(Flashes broad grin)

Bidens Earpice: Good. Remember to talk to some of the people on your way out.
(Leans in and once again talks to nobody)

Bidens Earpice: Abort. ABORT!

[Notice the guy in the green and black striped tie at the end. Looks nervous and uncomfortable. Not sure if he's secret service, a member of the administration or a handler, but he clearly dosent want to be there.]

It's sad really.
15263   RWSGFY   2022 Apr 15, 7:47pm  

NEW DATING SITE FOR RUSSIAN SAILORS...



15265   AmericanKulak   2022 Apr 15, 10:13pm  



Beauty is an important part of a vigorous culture. Our mental wards and prisons were better looking than our schools today.
15269   AmericanKulak   2022 Apr 15, 11:56pm  

LOL, Boot, BezosBlog bloviator.
15280   richwicks   2022 Apr 17, 7:44pm  

Ceffer says


It's pretty trivial just to block the ventilation and exits.

These were built by the USSR, they know the entire layout. The people are easy to kill, a bulldozer will do it.
15283   Ceffer   2022 Apr 18, 12:28am  

So, if Biden doesn't control the military, where are all those weapons transfers coming from? The military doesn't control the weapons transfers, the State Department does:



15285   Ceffer   2022 Apr 18, 12:40am  

Really. All that stuff about CGI fakery is just exaggerated:

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