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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,083,844 views  41,421 comments

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15425   Ceffer   2022 Apr 29, 10:30am  

Mockingbird ticker tape from CIA Geneva. The wind that blows a single direction with a single voice:
https://t.me/Absolute1776/12005?source=patrick.net
15426   Ceffer   2022 Apr 29, 11:28am  

"Joe was shot" LOL! "How do you turn my blue eyes brown?" "Those fucking blue contacts itch like crazy, I'm not doing it any more!"
https://t.me/greatreject/34967?source=patrick.net

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15434   Patrick   2022 Apr 30, 10:36am  




The typo ruins it though.

Anyone good with a graphics editor want to correct "genitiles" to "genitals"?
15439   Ceffer   2022 Apr 30, 1:34pm  

Guess he is preparing for the next Holdomor:
https://t.me/asbmil/1279?source=patrick.net
15440   Ceffer   2022 Apr 30, 1:41pm  

Singh must be a California Democrat Elite: turn where you live into a shit pile, then flee your shit pile to contaminate some other place.
https://t.me/asbmil/1298?source=patrick.net
15441   richwicks   2022 Apr 30, 2:40pm  

Patrick says
Anyone good with a graphics editor want to correct "genitiles" to "genitals"?

Honestly, I think that is part of the joke..
15443   richwicks   2022 Apr 30, 3:45pm  

Patrick says
Anyone good with a graphics editor want to correct "genitiles" to "genitals"?


Um "fixed" it..

15444   Patrick   2022 Apr 30, 4:28pm  

Thank you!

I enlarged it a bit and cropped it.
15445   richwicks   2022 Apr 30, 4:57pm  

Patrick says

Thank you!

I enlarged it a bit and cropped it.


I may redo it from a better original. I'm F'ing off today.

I may also re-write an interface to the IPV4/IPV6 stack since the BSD interface sucks hairy balls. IPV6 is completely compatible with IPV4, in that if you insert an IPV4 address into the IPV6 BSD interface, it just works - right up to using IPV4 frames instead of IPV6. The PROBLEM with the BSD interface is the fucking retards that made it require you to constantly cast one structure into another, CONSTANTLY, and this makes it really easy to fuck up because now you're working with an API that has ZERO type checking and it's code and pray.
15447   Ceffer   2022 May 1, 11:16am  

Gee, my LibbyFuck friend has been sending me Clinton jokes. Is the brainwashed bastard coming around? i tell him that I will entertain him with new 'insane' conspiracy theories to stretch his Overton Window a bit. I tell him he is brainwashed, but he thinks it;s a waste of time to think too hard about things, though he registers distress over the fucked up state of things. He ascribes it to some kind of inevitable evolutionary cultural deterioration rather than regard it as a planned demolition of society by his beloved Kommie-Fascist Criminal Cartel.

After much arguing and deliberation, historians have finally come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era: It will be called: SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.

The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven that you CAN get sex from Aides.

Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like Monica Lewinski's. She replied, “Close, but no cigar."

The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's dress "Presidue."

Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges: Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Bringham Young.

Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic seal from a donkey to a condom? It represents inflation, halts production, and gives you a false sense of security while you are being screwed.

Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton situation, they added an 11th commandment: "Thou shall not put thy rod in thy staff."

Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward and not a one is his sister!

Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortune teller who intoned, "Prepare to become a widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!" Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
15448   Bd6r   2022 May 1, 12:28pm  

Tenpoundbass says

I wonder what Steroid medication Putin is taking? Funny how the media isn't talking about his Moon face, people usually get from taking Steroids for medical treatment.

Botox
And supposedly some cancer treatment which may include steroids, supposedly in an Austrian clinic

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