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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,081,955 views  41,413 comments

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15371   ElYorsh   2022 Apr 25, 3:15am  

Ceffer says
I've gone on to multi hour bicycle rides around Santa Cruz in shorts and short sleeves twice on sunny days recently, no sun block. After a long fall and winter of pasty whiteness, no sunburn. The chemtrails they have been dumping around here must block the shorter UV or something. With my pasty whiteness, I can never remember any other time when I would have gotten away with it without sunburn.


Could it be because it is spring and not summer? Lower uv index this time of year
15373   Ceffer   2022 Apr 25, 11:20am  

Sorry to be so jaded but I'll believe it when I see it. However, it would be a nice opening to the 'six month' sturm and drang leading up to the midterms. Let the thunder begin!
https://t.me/drue86/19170?source=patrick.net
15376   richwicks   2022 Apr 25, 2:58pm  

I think the whole attempt to phase out the use of fossil fuels in general is to make them more available for war. I am now that cynical.
15377   Ceffer   2022 Apr 25, 3:02pm  

Sadly, this seems to be the level of superstition and ignorance of the public around medical matters.
15378   Kepi   2022 Apr 25, 4:29pm  

Ah, the Weekly World News.

How could some of us old ones forget facing this paper standing in the checkout lane?

And, the best part was Ed Anger. I just looked Ed Anger up a little. Here is a taste. Beautiful.

"I’m madder than a hippie with a busted hookah!

Every single day, I read a new story on the computer machine about how this global warming thing was just a scam from day one!
Now it turns out the WWF had something to do with all this baloney. I always knew TV wrestling was phony, but this is ridiculous!

How did a bunch of egghead pointdexters get fooled by what Hulk Hogan thinks about panda bears?

This is worst than last week, when the global warming guys’ “scientific research” turned out to be an article from an old Readers Digest they stole out of the dentist’s office.

It’s like I keep telling you people: these so-called scientists are no smarter than you and me. Some of them are even dumber! Turns out one of the big shot scientists is some weird looking old Indian guy who writes dirty books.

It’s true. And by Indian I don’t mean a real Indian like we have here, with their tomahawks and casinos and so forth. I mean one of those foreigner Indians who eat smelly food and pray to the statues with the fifty arms.

This Indian guy whose been telling us the world is going to explode turns out to be writing porno this whole time. The only “warming” is in this guy’s pants – or whatever it is those people wear.

He needs to go back to snake charming or running the 7/11 or working at the call center, and leave the science stuff to Jesse Ventura! At least he’s a red, white and blue blooded American and not some slimy foreign pervert! Hasn’t this outsourcing stuff gone far enough?"
15380   Ceffer   2022 Apr 26, 1:31am  

Yeah, it appears that all that shit being sent over there is creating a black market bonanza for both the Russians and the Ukrainians, selling it to other countries:
15386   Tenpoundbass   2022 Apr 26, 5:03pm  

Patrick says


I wonder if someone put some burned out cars in the street, then said any Army in the world did it, then would the people believe it because they saw the pictures?
15387   richwicks   2022 Apr 26, 5:07pm  

Tenpoundbass says
I wonder if someone put some burned out cars in the street, then said any Army in the world did it, then would the people believe it because they saw the pictures?


Gosh, you're not suggesting our free and fair media would do something like that would you?
15388   Onvacation   2022 Apr 26, 5:25pm  

Tenpoundbass says

I wonder if someone put some burned out cars in the street, then said any Army in the world did it, then would the people believe it because they saw the pictures?

Heck Yah! they would believe a video game screenshot was real, if the right person presents it to them.
15390   Tenpoundbass   2022 Apr 26, 9:36pm  

HunterTits says


When you finally get the office on the top floor, but it has a garbage shoot exit.
15391   Tenpoundbass   2022 Apr 26, 9:37pm  

Also funny how he doesn't have black hair dye in an unemployed budget.
15392   Ceffer   2022 Apr 27, 2:15am  

They don't call it surgical mutilation for nothing. Surgical mutilation to treat a delusional mental illness.
https://t.me/Tom
myRobinsonNews/35021


15394   Ceffer   2022 Apr 27, 11:02am  

Do they think they have found one of Biden Actor's avatars?
https://t.me/greatreject/34823?source=patrick.net

15396   Ceffer   2022 Apr 27, 1:34pm  

So, wonder where all that blistering, monolithic wind of overseeing depravity comes from?:
https://t.me/DUMBSandUnderground/27301?source=patrick.net
15397   Ceffer   2022 Apr 27, 4:26pm  

Et Tu, virtue signaling cunts:
15398   Ceffer   2022 Apr 27, 4:29pm  

Tired of the subversive and treasonous Soros entities, masquerading their destruction of our Constitution and free speech as 'democracy and free speech'. The 180 degree virtue signaling crap is called out by FCC:


15399   AmericanKulak   2022 Apr 27, 5:53pm  

Any group/institute claiming "Open Markets" in a title or department or event means "Rigged Markets"

See also the Closed Door Meetings of the Fed's "Open Market" Committee.
15403   Ceffer   2022 Apr 28, 3:47am  

Austin in the pocket of Raytheon. Oh, horrors, how did that happen (clutches pearls).
15408   Patrick   2022 Apr 28, 10:06am  



Fake Tweet, I think, but true.

China owns Biden.

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