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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,512,213 views  37,130 comments

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15439   Ceffer   2022 Apr 30, 1:34pm  

Guess he is preparing for the next Holdomor:
https://t.me/asbmil/1279?source=patrick.net
15440   Ceffer   2022 Apr 30, 1:41pm  

Singh must be a California Democrat Elite: turn where you live into a shit pile, then flee your shit pile to contaminate some other place.
https://t.me/asbmil/1298?source=patrick.net
15441   richwicks   2022 Apr 30, 2:40pm  

Patrick says
Anyone good with a graphics editor want to correct "genitiles" to "genitals"?

Honestly, I think that is part of the joke..
15443   richwicks   2022 Apr 30, 3:45pm  

Patrick says
Anyone good with a graphics editor want to correct "genitiles" to "genitals"?


Um "fixed" it..

15444   Patrick   2022 Apr 30, 4:28pm  

Thank you!

I enlarged it a bit and cropped it.
15445   richwicks   2022 Apr 30, 4:57pm  

Patrick says

Thank you!

I enlarged it a bit and cropped it.


I may redo it from a better original. I'm F'ing off today.

I may also re-write an interface to the IPV4/IPV6 stack since the BSD interface sucks hairy balls. IPV6 is completely compatible with IPV4, in that if you insert an IPV4 address into the IPV6 BSD interface, it just works - right up to using IPV4 frames instead of IPV6. The PROBLEM with the BSD interface is the fucking retards that made it require you to constantly cast one structure into another, CONSTANTLY, and this makes it really easy to fuck up because now you're working with an API that has ZERO type checking and it's code and pray.
15447   Ceffer   2022 May 1, 11:16am  

Gee, my LibbyFuck friend has been sending me Clinton jokes. Is the brainwashed bastard coming around? i tell him that I will entertain him with new 'insane' conspiracy theories to stretch his Overton Window a bit. I tell him he is brainwashed, but he thinks it;s a waste of time to think too hard about things, though he registers distress over the fucked up state of things. He ascribes it to some kind of inevitable evolutionary cultural deterioration rather than regard it as a planned demolition of society by his beloved Kommie-Fascist Criminal Cartel.

After much arguing and deliberation, historians have finally come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era: It will be called: SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.

The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven that you CAN get sex from Aides.

Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like Monica Lewinski's. She replied, “Close, but no cigar."

The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's dress "Presidue."

Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges: Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Bringham Young.

Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic seal from a donkey to a condom? It represents inflation, halts production, and gives you a false sense of security while you are being screwed.

Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton situation, they added an 11th commandment: "Thou shall not put thy rod in thy staff."

Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward and not a one is his sister!

Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortune teller who intoned, "Prepare to become a widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!" Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
15448   Bd6r   2022 May 1, 12:28pm  

Tenpoundbass says

I wonder what Steroid medication Putin is taking? Funny how the media isn't talking about his Moon face, people usually get from taking Steroids for medical treatment.

Botox
And supposedly some cancer treatment which may include steroids, supposedly in an Austrian clinic
15451   Ceffer   2022 May 1, 2:34pm  

Here's the e-mail I sent back to my liberal friend in response to the Clinton jokes:

"I think these Clinton jokes are a gross excess of free speech exercise. I am recommending you to a local gulag for re-education. The Department of Homeland Security will be in touch shortly.

Your Friends,
Ceffer and Joe Biden"
15452   Booger   2022 May 1, 5:45pm  

15453   Hugh_Mongous   2022 May 1, 7:26pm  

Ceffer says
Here's the e-mail I sent back to my liberal friend in response to the Clinton jokes


Wait, you have LIBERAL FRIENDS who send you CLINTON JOKES?
15454   Ceffer   2022 May 1, 7:36pm  

Hugh_Mongous says

Wait, you have LIBERAL FRIENDS who send you CLINTON JOKES?

"It's SantaCruzTown, Jake."
He takes it all in good humor, and that's only a part of his personality. He is a closet conservative. He took me out and gave me a small arms lesson blasting the crap out of targets shaped like people, scary. He is a weapons expert and used to teach soldiers and compete for many years. I can't understand how he has any kind of liberal tendency, except that he has milked his military pensions and Guv advantages for massive benefits over the years.
15455   Ceffer   2022 May 1, 11:20pm  

LOL! Piers Arsehole gets a taste of the Trump Curse:





15457   Booger   2022 May 2, 1:51pm  

15459   Ceffer   2022 May 2, 2:46pm  

15460   Ceffer   2022 May 2, 5:24pm  

LOL!
15461   Ceffer   2022 May 2, 5:33pm  

Fake Pelosi avatar meets Z in fake Ukraine. Where's the 'real' Pelosi?:



15462   Ceffer   2022 May 3, 4:26am  

15463   richwicks   2022 May 3, 4:31am  

Ceffer says




Where did you get that from? I want context damn it. I saw an earlier cartoon from the same artist. Now I'm curious about the artist.
15464   charlie303   2022 May 3, 8:15am  





Remember! I can't be drunk on my medicinal brandy if you haven't taken your medicinal brandy!

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15465   HeadSet   2022 May 3, 10:08am  

Ceffer says

LOL!


Unfortunately, this plays into the "Trump is a Russian asset!" crap that may come up if Trump runs in 2024.
15466   Tenpoundbass   2022 May 3, 12:44pm  

For the record Democrats knows there's a problem, but they just like using it to suit their needs and whims.



15467   Ceffer   2022 May 3, 1:17pm  

California: keeping election fraud alive in perpetuity with home printed ballots. What could possibly go wrong? All printers become voting fraud machines with generic, ordinary paper that can't be verified! Nobody can check the paper for fraud. How brilliant of the DS and Globalists! Between these and Dominion machines, California is now permanently fucked with fraudulent office holders.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/63648?source=patrick.net
15469   AmericanKulak   2022 May 3, 2:13pm  

Ha, I saw the first graphic and was about to say, Poland has coal, but not much gas AFAIK.
15470   Tenpoundbass   2022 May 3, 2:37pm  

Once again horse medicine fills a human need.



15472   Ceffer   2022 May 4, 2:24am  

Ritual contempt and humiliation of the victims, making the population bow to absurd and destructive beliefs as an abusive exercise of power dominance:
15473   Ceffer   2022 May 4, 2:26am  

Knows how to scare away even a mercy fuck.
15474   Ceffer   2022 May 4, 2:32am  

LOL! Looks more like one of those evil dynastic MKUltra places where they do brain surgery to create a photographic memory and subject the children to horrific abuse to cause split personalities who can then be controlled as brainwashed, obedient agents. Cute, AngelinaFuck, the kids even wearing a pizza gown signifying pedophilia. Getting ready to snack on some primo adrenochrome from the kid?
15475   Ceffer   2022 May 4, 2:36am  

https://wideawake.clothing?sca_ref=1891202.i0g96uXF6P











15476   Ceffer   2022 May 4, 2:38am  

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