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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,143,225 views  42,222 comments

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15607   Ceffer   2022 May 13, 7:38pm  

"GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz blasts Steny Hoyer's statement we are at war"
https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1310970/pg1

15610   Ceffer   2022 May 14, 10:43am  

40 billion laundered buys a lot of cocaine:
15611   Ceffer   2022 May 14, 11:45am  

Georgia: Captured by organized crime. GBI assassin's for the DNC/RINOs.
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/12993
15612   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2022 May 14, 1:22pm  

AmericanKulak says
I went into an OfficeMax/Depot a few years ago, took a leak, heard some belt fumbling.

Then one fay came out, followed by another. One was a store employee. I thought "Can't hold off till the end of the shift?" It was like early afternoon, FFS.


When I was about 8 years old I was taking a dump at Sears while my mom was shopping. Some guy in the next stall wrapped his index finger in TP and stuck it under the stall over to my side. Freaked me the fuck out and I got out of there quick like. Figured it was some sort of gay-sign I was unaware of.
15613   richwicks   2022 May 14, 2:19pm  

FJB says
When I was about 8 years old I was taking a dump at Sears while my mom was shopping. Some guy in the next stall wrapped his index finger in TP and stuck it under the stall over to my side. Freaked me the fuck out and I got out of there quick like. Figured it was some sort of gay-sign I was unaware of.


When I was in college, I happened to be constipated but had to take dump.

Unknown to me, tapping your foot as you waited to finally squeeze one out is a sign. For YEARS I was like, what the fuck was that about, until I found out about Larry Craig. I kind of feel bad about telling the homosexual next to me "WHAT THE FUCK??" I was just impatient to take a shit.
15618   AmericanKulak   2022 May 15, 12:45pm  

Ceffer says




This is the same reason all the online papers stopped their comment sections around 2014-2015.

They would write their propaganda puff pieces about Trannies, White Supremacy, etc. and the comments were 90% "What a bunch of bullshit. 13/50% Murders! 41% Suicide!" and had to be removed to facilitate bullshit peddling.
15624   gabbar   2022 May 15, 6:01pm  

Booger says



McConnell and company and their employers must be getting some form of kickbacks from this $40 billion dollars budget for Ukraine?
15627   AmericanKulak   2022 May 15, 7:42pm  

gabbar says
McConnell and company and their employers must be getting some form of kickbacks from this $40 billion dollars budget for Ukraine?




That's been true for over a decade at least.
15629   RWSGFY   2022 May 15, 10:05pm  

FJB says

AmericanKulak says
I went into an OfficeMax/Depot a few years ago, took a leak, heard some belt fumbling.

Then one fay came out, followed by another. One was a store employee. I thought "Can't hold off till the end of the shift?" It was like early afternoon, FFS.


When I was about 8 years old I was taking a dump at Sears while my mom was shopping. Some guy in the next stall wrapped his index finger in TP and stuck it under the stall over to my side. Freaked me the fuck out and I got out of there quick like. Figured it was some sort of gay-sign I was unaware of.


Dude, how the fuck did you even know about existence of gay anything at 8 y.o.?
15631   Ceffer   2022 May 15, 10:53pm  

Just wait til they find out how many have Kurdish DNA:
15632   Patrick   2022 May 15, 10:55pm  

https://nitter.net/bennyjohnson/status/1525845541481025537#m


Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
15h
PELOSI: We have to find out how “we got to a place where we have babies crying in our country because they’re hungry and the shelves are bare.”

Wait until she hears which Party controls Congress and the White House.
15633   Patrick   2022 May 15, 11:18pm  



I think I posted a similiar meme before, but it's just so perfect.
15636   AmericanKulak   2022 May 16, 1:41am  

Ceffer says
Just wait til they find out how many have Kurdish DNA:


Duh, Anatolia was once full of Greek cities with 5 and 6 figure populations until around 1000AD, and then the farmers and city dwellers outnumbered the Turkish herders for centuries after that. No surprise there.
15640   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2022 May 16, 6:50am  

RWSGFY says
Dude, how the fuck did you even know about existence of gay anything at 8 y.o.?
+

I lived in the SF Bay Area. Back in the 70s - early 80s there were actual KKK members living on my street too.

I had never heard the phrase, "Stranger Danger!", at that point but that's sort of what was going through my head.
15641   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2022 May 16, 6:58am  

richwicks says
Unknown to me, tapping your foot as you waited to finally squeeze one out is a sign.


Dude! Yes, that reminds me, he was sort of tapping and twisting his foot too. Creepy as hell but the TP wrapped finger stuck under the wall to my side was what I remember most.

I just used to get bored waiting for my mom to shop so I liked to hit the restrooms and read the stuff on the walls: "I saw you take that shit! Now put it back!!"

That ended after that.
15642   Ceffer   2022 May 16, 7:44am  

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/58532
15644   Ceffer   2022 May 16, 1:29pm  

Those pesky pole ices just won't melt on schedule for the Global Warming paradigm:





15645   Ceffer   2022 May 16, 1:44pm  

Bill Gates (or his proxy body double), looking like he's a serious pint down on adrenochrome, dispenses helpful health advice on CNN:
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/65366

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