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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,132,123 views  42,156 comments

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16087   Ceffer   2022 Jun 1, 10:46am  

Oh, look, Spain takes its death jabs seriously. No celebrity hall pass, quaffing champagne with a fake vaccine card while cheering the idiot subscribers to their dooms?:
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/61198
16088   Ceffer   2022 Jun 1, 2:53pm  

16089   Ceffer   2022 Jun 1, 4:30pm  

16090   Ceffer   2022 Jun 1, 4:37pm  

Nah, most of them just want sex.
16091   Ceffer   2022 Jun 1, 4:46pm  

16092   Ceffer   2022 Jun 1, 4:53pm  

That's easy. A bunch of weapons sold to terrorists and third world countries under the table with lots of kickbacks for the laundering service politicians. Ukrianian soldiers on Donbas front line: "How come we can't get any American weapons that work?" Answer: "We had to sell the ones that worked on the black market, otherwise our customers would get pissed."
16093   HeadSet   2022 Jun 1, 6:11pm  

Ceffer says



Nothing will happen. Cuomo in NY is directly responsible for the deaths of hundreds of nursing home residents when he forced Covid positive patients to be taken in. Nobody threatened Cuomo with a lawsuit or anything else.
16101   AmericanKulak   2022 Jun 2, 12:33am  

How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?

Has become:
Tell me I look like a real woman, Winston!
16102   Ceffer   2022 Jun 2, 1:23am  

16103   RWSGFY   2022 Jun 2, 5:58am  

16104   richwicks   2022 Jun 2, 8:37am  

RWSGFY says




Russia never said any of this.
16109   Bd6r   2022 Jun 2, 2:25pm  

This real???

Patrick says


16110   richwicks   2022 Jun 2, 2:28pm  

Bd6r says
This real???


Doesn't matter, celebrities are photographed with politicians all the time and vice-versa. It's meaningless. Having said that, I don't think so, because Harris isn't looking at the camera
16112   Patrick   2022 Jun 2, 4:50pm  

Dunno.
16114   HeadSet   2022 Jun 2, 7:41pm  

Bd6r says

This real???

Patrick says




No, tain't real. Look at Giggles hair on Shit's forehead.
16118   Patrick   2022 Jun 3, 8:54am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/archaeologists-uncover-companies-rainbow-logos-from-sodom-and-gomorrah





ISRAEL—Archeologists excavating in the Jordan Rift Valley have uncovered what they believe are the rainbow logos used by companies to promote Pride Month in the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah. Samples have been sent to the University of Cambridge for further analysis and, if verified, could prove to be one of the most obvious finds in biblical history.

"It's kind of big news that we found the exact locations of Sodom and Gomorrah," Dr. Henrietta Tombs journalist with National Geographic magazine. "But the quality of artifacts we've found also indicate a super perverted society of groomers, which was to be expected."

According to the Israel Antiquities Authority, researchers have unearthed special edition LGBT wheels, casks of Pride Wine, and rainbow-colored pottery vessels that once contained fig cakes. In addition, a slew of nude statues were discovered in Sodom's town square, which experts are calling "remarkably gay."

At publishing time, archaeologists also believe they have found the remains of Zoar, another of the ancient "cities of the plain" of which Sodom and Gomorrah were a part. Unfortunately, the artifacts found are shockingly homophobic.
16121   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2022 Jun 3, 3:43pm  

Tenpoundbass says








ginger hairy feet.
shes a total bitch, can't stand that woman.
16122   richwicks   2022 Jun 3, 5:08pm  

FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut says
ginger hairy feet.


Am I a ginger?

I have reddish blond hair, but it was entirely blond when I was a kid.
My beard was definitely red in my youth, but now it's going grey and blond.
I had freckles as a kid - they went away in my 20's although you can see hints of them on my arms still.
I was a fierce atheist so I thought I was a meat robot for most of my life, so I have no soul.
16123   Ceffer   2022 Jun 3, 6:15pm  

I revise my grade for you admissions essay. It is now 'F' for originality.
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/61686
16124   Ceffer   2022 Jun 3, 6:22pm  

16125   Ceffer   2022 Jun 3, 7:51pm  

16126   PeopleUnited   2022 Jun 3, 9:17pm  

Ceffer says



Not exactly comedy. But yet it is true. When are people going to understand that globalists run the world and essentially own you?

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