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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,135,372 views  42,172 comments

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17211   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 2:01pm  

Poor Antifa. World criminal enterprise intelligence agency bucks and laundering sources drying up? Soros paychecks getting scarce? Feeling those 'under the wheels of the bus' useless idiot blues? Is FBI going to engage in some token enforcements hoping for exonerated concentration camp guard status? Damming up fiat dollars from the stock market manipulations, Afghanistan opium trade, Ukrainian money laundering, trafficking, etc. seems to have had some effect. They have to pick and choose their battles instead of dumping endless fiat money on all of them. Now, the apparatchiks are trying to don virtue signaling camouflage to avoid the heat? One would hopium. Thank you, Vlad
https://t.me/drawandstrikechannel/48986
17212   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 2:09pm  

LOL! Be offended, beeyatches!
17213   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 2:12pm  

Did Biden Actor's voice go deeper a register or two? He's lying in a lower tone now.
17214   richwicks   2022 Jul 25, 2:14pm  

Ceffer says

Poor Antifa. World criminal enterprise intelligence agency bucks and laundering sources drying up? Soros paychecks getting scarce? Feeling those 'under the wheels of the bus' useless idiot blues? Is FBI going to engage in some token enforcements hoping for exonerated concentration camp guard status? Damming up fiat dollars from the stock market manipulations, Afghanistan opium trade, Ukrainian money laundering, trafficking, etc. seems to have had some effect. They have to pick and choose their battles instead of dumping endless fiat money on all of them. Now, the apparatchiks are trying to don virtue signaling camouflage to avoid the heat? One would hopium. Thank you, Vlad


Antifa is the fucking FIB - this is just "the FIB isn't just a criminal organization that has betrayed the constitution! REALLY"

At BEST this is a limited hangout, what I suspect this is, is a false story to make you believe that the FIB isn't just a criminal organization within a larger criminal syndicate. If ONE person goes to jail and for a significant amount of time, limited hangout - and it will be a low level, mentally challenged dupe.
17215   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 2:43pm  

Pope apologizes? WTF? POPES DON'T APOLOGIZE! Probably sipping baby's blood from under the podium during breaks.
https://t.me/Absolute1776/15656
17216   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 2:57pm  

They apprehended the perp, and they are releasing him tomorrow morning with better weapons and more ammo.
https://t.me/Absolute1776/15658
17217   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jul 25, 4:12pm  

Ceffer says

Did Biden Actor's voice go deeper a register or two? He's lying in a lower tone now.


I was thinking the same thing. He already sounds feeble, if his voice is hoarse from being sick. His voice would be more feeble.
Even if he was speaking in a low tone voice, you would expect to hear high squeaks on some vowels, and losing his voice on some consonants.
He actually sounds like someone with a Barry White voice hitting on all cylinders. Something awfwy scwuey awound here.
17218   Patrick   2022 Jul 25, 4:15pm  

richwicks says

the fucking FIB


Lol, I love this term because it describes the FBI perfectly.
17219   Bd6r   2022 Jul 25, 4:51pm  

17220   Bd6r   2022 Jul 25, 4:52pm  

17221   Bd6r   2022 Jul 25, 4:52pm  

17222   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 5:56pm  

Fake Jizzlaine moved to plushy Club Fed 'low security' facility. It will probably be easier to fake cide her in one way or another there.
17223   richwicks   2022 Jul 25, 6:00pm  

Ceffer says

They apprehended the perp, and they are releasing him tomorrow morning with better weapons and more ammo.


According to the link, the perpetrator is dead:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11046671/Several-dead-Canadian-mass-shooting-CBC-reports.html

Two homeless men killed and two others wounded in 'targeted' shooting at multiple locations in British Columbia: Suspect killed after confrontation with police
17224   Karloff   2022 Jul 25, 7:35pm  

Was that Dailymail article sponsored by Carhartt? They mention the suspect wearing that brand name FIVE times in that one article alone. Was it really that important? It's not like he was on the loose and they were giving people a better means of identifying him.

Every other article I've seen on this mentions it as well. It's strange.

"This killing spree brought to you by.. Carhartt!"
17227   Ceffer   2022 Jul 26, 1:43am  

LOL! Sometimes Alexa tells the truth, hasn't been programmed for proper agitprop responses.
17228   Ceffer   2022 Jul 26, 2:01am  

Yeah, those WEF guys, what humanitarians:

https://t.me/greatreject/39658
17230   Ceffer   2022 Jul 26, 2:12am  

Just like with Covid, the British are on the vanguard of hysterical, faked 'research' to stoke the monkey pox panic. Meanwhile, the largest percentage is transmitted by sexual contact between men. Whores be whores.
https://t.me/DH_newz/975
17231   HeadSet   2022 Jul 26, 7:59am  

Karloff says

Was that Dailymail article sponsored by Carhartt? They mention the suspect wearing that brand name FIVE times in that one article alone. Was it really that important? It's not like he was on the loose and they were giving people a better means of identifying him.

Carhart is a brand favored by white working class who as a group trend Republican. This was an attempt by the writer to paint the shooter as right wing.
17232   richwicks   2022 Jul 26, 8:16am  

Ceffer says

Yeah, those WEF guys, what humanitarians:


Somebody actually check the book....
17235   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jul 26, 10:46am  

Ceffer says

Is there a competition for the best Trumpian bon mot not actually uttered by Trump? I think Matt Gaetz would be a contender.


I find it curious that the media hasn't savaged him for saying that. But I think the reason is twofold.
First it's a brilliant example of Cognitive Dissonance, like Scott Adams showed how Trump was using it in the 2016 election. Though I think he over complicated his assessment of what Trump was doing, and gushed that it could only take a genius to pull off such Schoolyard Statesmanship or Shithouse Lawyering. When wittier than thou people have been pulling it off for millennia, while not having the highest IQ on the hill.
A good old fashioned "Yo Mama!" comeback has always been effective. They work best when something was said, that others have been thinking, and has been a longtime coming. The LBGTQIdios have been grating hard, and spreading themselves very thin with people's patience and nerves. Folks(the sane people, that have only been going along for the ride) are starting grow weary of all of the forced Liberal trigger card feelings. And the Marxist Feminist is one of the biggest ones people are fed up with. The media now worries if they make an issue out of what Gaetz said. Calling ugly feminists bitching about Abortion rights, an unattractive out of shape Thumb, that nobody would want to fuck.
It was true and it was hilarious. So then they wanted to mitigate the story by making him Backtrack, Apologize and fear being canceled. But instead he told them, if folks get bent out of shape let them. He said it stoically and left it at that. Another thing that has been long over due to be said. It's also what people are growing tired of, being told how to think and what to be outraged about. So now they can't go out and hype it up in the news, and use it for a bad mark on those meanie Misogynists GOP republicans. When just a year ago it would have been the perfect rocket fuel to put some hyper rage, for the next two election cycles. They are stuck and they know it, it is burning them up that by reporting this story, would do more damage than good. It would probably sell another 7% of the Democrat base to change party.

So alas they to just put it on a shelf, and let it sit there and pray that by the time he makes next election move. Public sentiment and favor will have swayed back to where they could parlay what he said to create hatred toward not only him but all Republicans. Or it will be taken out of context and used against him in his next election. The story is too new and relevant for them to try that now.

But the good news is, I feel that for now, the MSM and the Socialist Networks, can't reap any political clout out of distorting sensible critique of the Democrats, no matter how off color they get to make that point.
17237   Ceffer   2022 Jul 26, 12:02pm  

I guess that's what happens when you expect honor from money launderers.
https://t.me/asbmil/3307
17238   Ceffer   2022 Jul 26, 12:03pm  

Tenpoundbass says




She probably is thinking about how the book should be updated to talk about 'Big Sister BullDyke' instead of 'Big Brother'.
17239   stereotomy   2022 Jul 26, 12:14pm  

She's a ginger - she has no soul.
17240   mostly reader   2022 Jul 26, 12:42pm  

Ceffer says


I guess that's what happens when you expect honor from money launderers.
https://t.me/asbmil/3307

You should know that "ASB Military News" made it up. The quote, that is. To be exact - it seems like the original quote by Mike Waltz was mis-translated to Russian (or perhaps another language but most likely it was Russian), to the point that it's meaning has changed, and then that mis-translation was translated back to English.

The original quote was that Biden administration allows Zelensky to "play for a tie" rather than win, i.e. that Biden administration is not doing enough - https://www.foxnews.com/media/putin-stop-ukraine-representative-mike-waltz

Pointing it out in the unlikely event that you didn't know who those ASB guys are. Your findings in info-dumpsters are quite fascinating.
17241   richwicks   2022 Jul 26, 1:03pm  

mostly reader says


The original quote was that Biden administration allows Zelensky to "play for a tie" rather than win, i.e. that Biden administration is not doing enough - https://www.foxnews.com/media/putin-stop-ukraine-representative-mike-waltz


This is the original quote:

But I'm more concerned about how much of it's breaking, how is it being used tactically and how we can help them. I think the biggest point, though, is Zelenskyy feels like he is losing slowly, that the Biden administration is basically helping him play for a tie.


At least Zelenskyy isn't delusional, just enormously corrupt.
17242   mostly reader   2022 Jul 26, 1:14pm  

richwicks says


At least Zelenskyy isn't delusional, just enormously corrupt.

Ultracrepidarian to the rescue? Nice diversion, but you didn't comment on "pay for the noose". Because that's where ASB crapped their pants, and that's the part which I called out. They changed the meaning of Waltz's words to their opposite.

I can only raise a brow when I learn of an English speaker getting news from poor-ass bi-directional translation performed by a propaganda channel.
17243   richwicks   2022 Jul 26, 1:31pm  

mostly reader says


richwicks says


At least Zelenskyy isn't delusional, just enormously corrupt.


Ultracrepidarian to the rescue? Nice diversion, but you didn't comment on "pay for the noose". Because that's where ASB crapped their pants, and that's the part which I called out. They changed the meaning of Waltz's words to their opposite.



I don't care what ASB said. I cared (well slightly) what Mike Waltz - not your characterization - of what he said. Your characterization was:

mostly reader says


The original quote was that Biden administration allows Zelensky to "play for a tie" rather than win, i.e. that Biden administration is not doing enough - https://www.foxnews.com/media/putin-stop-ukraine-representative-mike-waltz


What was actually said was:

From the article Putin 'will not stop' at Ukraine: Mike Waltz


But I'm more concerned about how much of it's breaking, how is it being used tactically and how we can help them. I think the biggest point, though, is Zelenskyy feels like he is losing slowly, that the Biden administration is basically helping him play for a tie.


I consider you intentionally dishonest and deceptive at this point. This conflict if it's like all the other conflicts the US has been in, is more about laundering money, stealing resources, impoverishing the US taxpayer, causing inflation, and using blood to cover that up, and it is about winning. The people that control the US government don't care about winning any war, they care about prolonging it as long as possible since that is lucrative. The longer it goes on, the more money that is stolen and laundered.

mostly reader says


I can only raise a brow when I learn of an English speaker getting news from poor-ass bi-directional translation performed by a propaganda channel.


You just bitch and moan that people don't pull water for the US military industrial complex. That's all you do.
17245   mostly reader   2022 Jul 26, 2:17pm  

richwicks says


I consider you intentionally dishonest and deceptive at this point.

You throw yourself into my assessment of ASB, attempt diversion, get corrected, and then, once corrected, claim that my point (about ASB) wasn't interesting to you in the first place (which didn't stop you from jumping into the conversation). You are a loudmouth who doesn't even know what he responds to, who the fuck cares what you think?? Is it your dishonesty, or stupidity, or both - it doesn't really matter. Everything, and I mean everything that you say should be either outright dismissed or at the very least subjected to extra scrutiny.

richwicks says


What was actually said was:

You little liar you. I'll explain.

There was a reason why I pulled out a little snippet from that interview. My context was ASB making shit up, and for that context this little snippet was enough. It did the job, and it didn't change the meaning.

You, on the other hand, change the context. For that new context, the snippet that you suggest is way insufficient and somewhat misleading (along with underlines of your choosing). Just one of the techniques of propaganda trolls. What did you NOT mention? You didn't mention that the entire piece is titled "Putin 'will not stop' at Ukraine" (with which I agree), and that his message is - Putin is a problem, Biden administration should be doing more. Watch the fucking video. It's less than a minute long https://www.foxnews.com/media/putin-stop-ukraine-representative-mike-waltz
17246   richwicks   2022 Jul 26, 2:43pm  

mostly reader says


You little liar you. I'll explain.


No you won't. I just pointed out that you will mischaracterize what somebody says, instead of just quoting them. That's why I quoted Mike Waltz and demonstrated it didn't match with what you CLAIMED he said.

I've long ago determined you're not worthy of taking seriously, but I'll point out when you're trying to deceive other posters here. Nobody should trust what you say. Nobody should pay attention to what you say. You're deceptive.
17247   mostly reader   2022 Jul 26, 2:47pm  

richwicks says


No you won't.

I just did. Not to mention - anyone who decides to spend less than a minute and watch the video knows that you are full of shit.

https://www.foxnews.com/media/putin-stop-ukraine-representative-mike-waltz

Hey, you wouldn't happen to work for/with ASB Military, would you? The styles are somewhat similar.
17249   richwicks   2022 Jul 26, 3:01pm  

mostly reader says


richwicks says


No you won't.

I just did.



No, you didn't.

You went to drone on with:

mostly reader says


There was a reason why I pulled out a little snippet from that interview. My context was ASB making shit up, and for that context this little snippet was enough. It did the job, and it didn't change the meaning.


Where I previously said:

richwicks says


I don't care what ASB said.


It's irrelevant. I'm simply pointing out the difference between what you claimed Mike Waltz said, and what he actually said.

I'm not doing it to demonstrate that you made a "mistake" so you could correct it, I did it to demonstrate to other people you engage in purpose deception knowing full well you would never correct it, knowing you'd double down on it. And you'll triple down, and quadruple down.

You aren't worth taking seriously. You are complete waste of time and the only reason I'm writing this, is so that any hapless reader reading this, will be able to learn from my mistake, I mistakenly treated you like a rational, thinking adult. It took me several months to see how purposeless that was.
17250   mostly reader   2022 Jul 26, 3:29pm  

richwicks says


I don't care what ASB said.

You were responding to a post of which main point was what ASB said. Were you that stupid to not understand that? Each time that I think "this guy can't get any dumber", you prove me wrong.

There is a reason why one of us (me) keeps posting that link to the source, the actual video: https://www.foxnews.com/media/putin-stop-ukraine-representative-mike-waltz
While the other one (you) tries to bury it under piles of self-produced horseshit.

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