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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,127,926 views  42,150 comments

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18787   Tenpoundbass   2022 Oct 16, 2:02pm  

Don't Brake-Check a loaded bus!


18789   Ceffer   2022 Oct 16, 4:59pm  

A million here, a million there. After a while, you're talking some real votes.
https://t.me/JovanHuttonPulitzer/7090
18797   Ceffer   2022 Oct 16, 5:12pm  

Trump cracks me up.
18800   Ceffer   2022 Oct 16, 5:16pm  

LOL! More moon stuff. It's just painful.

18802   Ceffer   2022 Oct 16, 11:31pm  

LOL! Maybe the Ukrainians noticed groupings of prescient enemy actions that could only be attributed to their Starlink comms. That's why they flipped Elon off. Elon: "At this point in time, our Starlink sponsors have opted to continue the field tests of Starlink spying capabilities in an actual theater of war. Trust us, guffaw!"
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/19404
18803   Ceffer   2022 Oct 16, 11:34pm  

Globalists and Switzerland order Manchurian Obama back onto campaign trail, when he would rather just stay at home in his bunny slippers snorting and smoking and manning Biden Actor's earpiece.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/19405
18804   Ceffer   2022 Oct 16, 11:43pm  

CNN publicity shot included:
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/19409

18807   Ceffer   2022 Oct 17, 1:13am  

Damn you, Alexa! Loose chips sink ships.
18808   Tenpoundbass   2022 Oct 17, 7:58am  

Ceffer says

Damn you, Alexa! Loose chips sink ships.


They get away with it, because they aren't spraying chemicals. It's the condensation from the jets themselves cutting through the atmosphere.

Get enough of them, and they will affect rain, steer weather systems, or block them.
When air routes returned to normal traffic patterns, under Trump, all of the droughts, and Hurricanes determined to follow the exact same paths as their predecessors, all mysteriously stopped. Air port routes used to be like an invisible road map in the sky, where planes took to get from airport to airport. When they started criss crossing everywhere that's when the strange weather started. Another thing they were doing early in 2000's, was clear cutting the Brazilian rainforest, which also affected much of the planets weather. Some 20 years later as much of the vegetation has grown back it's not as violent and crazy. Another trick they do, is use the Hurricane tracking planes to actually steer the storms to where they first said they would go.

Now they are at the point, they can just use the TV to scare everyone. I'm still waiting for that Bomb Cyclone deep Artic freeze they said was going to hit us a week or so ago.
18809   Hircus   2022 Oct 17, 10:45am  

Ceffer says




cross between chucky, zuck, and bezos.
18811   Ceffer   2022 Oct 17, 10:53am  

Nancy's body double or Nancy CGI? Where's the real Nancy these days, or is she sleeping with the fishes like Biden?
18812   Ceffer   2022 Oct 17, 11:07am  

Ostarized baby mash and adrenochrome! Better than rhino horn for vigor! Scoop those fetuses, great profit opportunities!
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/77637
18815   Ceffer   2022 Oct 17, 11:14am  

Barph.
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/77679
18818   Ceffer   2022 Oct 18, 12:47am  

Naturally occurring pathogens can't be patented:
18819   Patrick   2022 Oct 18, 12:55am  

I looked up the first one. It's not a patent for the virus but for a way of curing AIDS. All the dates on it are from the 1990's, after AIDS was already out there.

https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/patent/US-5676977-A
18820   Ceffer   2022 Oct 18, 1:58am  

In the 'bogus but fun' category.
18821   Patrick   2022 Oct 18, 2:01am  

Unusual candor!

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