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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,152,138 views  42,311 comments

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19629   Ceffer   2022 Dec 3, 1:31am  







19630   Tenpoundbass   2022 Dec 3, 7:55am  

I prefer calling him a Jive Ass Mother Fucker myself.



19631   clambo   2022 Dec 3, 8:05am  

Obama sucks dog dick.
19633   DD214   2022 Dec 3, 11:22am  

19634   Ceffer   2022 Dec 3, 12:16pm  

Tenpoundbass says

I prefer calling him a Jive Ass Mother Fucker myself.

You're too kind. A President who says the Constitution is an obsolete document should have been hung on the spot. That, and legalizing the use of propaganda against the people, alone resign him to infamy without even considering his other nation destroying acts.
19635   Ceffer   2022 Dec 3, 3:35pm  

Look at the quasi sadistic sex thrill demonstrated by the murderers, they are enjoying themselves.
19636   Ceffer   2022 Dec 3, 5:03pm  

LOL! Real Raw News enjoyable (likely unprovable) take on the Biden bash for Macron:
https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=212578
"Later in the evening a splenetic, irascible Biden was overheard saying that “I need my candy,” after which his personal physician, Dr. Kevin O’Conner, escorted him from the banquet hall to a private room. Biden reappeared 20 minutes afterward, rejuvenated and refreshed, and loquaciously touted his “accomplishments” to rapturous applause.

“Candy is Biden’s codeword for Adrenochrome”, our source said. “He was going downhill, so got his shot or infusion, then came back to serenade his sympathetic audience. Well, mostly sympathetic. We’re still trying to figure out why Kevin McCarthy was there”."

"Meanwhile, Pelosi continued indulging in drink and, therefore, losing her inhibitions. At one point in the evening, she made a comment so cringeworthy that those within earshot feigned deafness or simply distanced themselves. Her speech slurred, she said she had “the best and biggest boobs in the House, better even than”, she added with distaste, “AOCs or MTGs”.
19637   Ceffer   2022 Dec 3, 6:52pm  

19638   Ceffer   2022 Dec 3, 6:54pm  

19640   richwicks   2022 Dec 3, 7:30pm  

Patrick says






You know, I don't see what sawing off the barrel of a gun does. How does it improve it as a weapon? It seems it would just make the bullet less directed. The only advantage would be you could potentially carry the weapon as concealed.
19641   Hircus   2022 Dec 3, 7:31pm  

easier to conceal/move and makes a shotgun spread faster. for close combat.

ive always wondered why a short barrel is ok for a handgun, but OMWTFBBQILLEGAL for a rifle. actually, maybe sawed off shotguns tend to kill lots of innocents?
19644   Ceffer   2022 Dec 3, 11:24pm  

He also forgot the part about name stealing piracy and murdering your creditors.
19646   Ceffer   2022 Dec 3, 11:38pm  

Remember, boys and girls. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
19647   Ceffer   2022 Dec 3, 11:42pm  

The final countdown to WTF???
19653   Ceffer   2022 Dec 5, 2:20am  

Stalin Hobbs, LOL!
19654   Ceffer   2022 Dec 5, 2:24am  

19655   Ceffer   2022 Dec 5, 2:24am  

19657   Ceffer   2022 Dec 5, 2:31am  

More treason as a badge of honor:
19658   Ceffer   2022 Dec 5, 2:32am  

19659   Ceffer   2022 Dec 5, 2:33am  

19660   Ceffer   2022 Dec 5, 2:33am  

19661   Ceffer   2022 Dec 5, 2:35am  

19662   Ceffer   2022 Dec 5, 2:36am  

19663   Ceffer   2022 Dec 5, 2:36am  

19664   Ceffer   2022 Dec 5, 2:38am  

19665   Ceffer   2022 Dec 5, 2:38am  

19666   Ceffer   2022 Dec 5, 2:39am  

19667   Ceffer   2022 Dec 5, 2:40am  

19668   Ceffer   2022 Dec 5, 2:41am  

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