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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,130,791 views  42,156 comments

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20212   Ceffer   2022 Dec 27, 11:29am  

Pfizer isn’t a drug company. It’s an MKUltra Gestapo Globalist militia attacking inner space for fun and profit rather than outer spaces with armies and guns. People want nostrums, we’ll give them fucking nostrums.


20214   richwicks   2022 Dec 27, 11:57am  

Ceffer says

Pfizer isn’t a drug company. It’s an MKUltra Gestapo Globalist militia attacking inner space for fun and profit rather than outer spaces with armies and guns. People want nostrums, we’ll give them fucking nostrums.





The only way the pharmaceutical companies will be held accountable is if individuals start hanging the fuckers from lamp-posts themselves. The government isn't going to do it.

So laughable that people still pretend we have a judicial system. We don't.
20215   Patrick   2022 Dec 27, 12:14pm  

richwicks says

The only way the pharmaceutical companies will be held accountable is if individuals start hanging the fuckers from lamp-posts themselves. The government isn't going to do it.

So laughable that people still pretend we have a judicial system. We don't.


Sadly, I have to agree.

We do not have a judicial system. We have a system which protects corruption.
20216   HeadSet   2022 Dec 27, 2:03pm  

Eman says

Patrick says




fun trick: calling gay marriage "anal marriage" at a dinner party will immediately reveal who the crazy libs are.



patrick, what would you call lesbian marriage then?

"scissors spouse."
"Carpet Munching Connubiality"
"Conjugal Clits"
20217   Ceffer   2022 Dec 27, 5:32pm  

Gee, any more handy home tips for the compleat Globalist Satanist?

20222   Ceffer   2022 Dec 27, 5:52pm  

Bedfellows, methinks. How do they like all those CCP honchos 'dying from Covid'?

20223   Patrick   2022 Dec 27, 6:46pm  

Ceffer says

From the annals of "You can't make this shit up":


Totally justified to ask "How could he fuck that bitch?"
20235   Patrick   2022 Dec 28, 3:12pm  




Not sure who the middle one is.
20237   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2022 Dec 28, 5:14pm  

Patrick says

Not sure who the middle one is.

Well, I clicked away as fast as I could when I realized what I was reading but that there is a man who thinks he's a woman having his first painful period.
20241   Ceffer   2022 Dec 28, 6:35pm  

He doesn't actually have an army. He has a weapons cache, fiat money and mercenaries, so there's that.

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