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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,088,792 views  41,609 comments

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20285   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 4:47pm  

Robo Fido is coming to get you with your FBI file. If you don't answer the door, it will blast rounds to let itself in.


https://t.me/STFNREPORT/20235
20287   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 4:48pm  

Thank God for Pornhub telling us we should be engaging in endless, zipless sex on demand!

20288   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 4:50pm  

How the Nazi pendulum swings!:

20290   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 4:54pm  

Oh, shit. The Russkies are going all 'gossip girl' on us!



https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/89069
20291   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 4:57pm  

More likely, they are pulling the old switcheroo and harvesting them for their valuable and tasty little tissues. Not enough abortion mills to meet the demand any more? I can see the National Enquirer headline: "My dead baby's DNA was found in my McDonald's hamburger!"

20292   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 5:06pm  

Retarded Soros Fecal Impaction Ritualized Humiliation Of The People New York Mayor pleads the case for his hooker and cocaine time in the sun.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/39267
20293   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 5:09pm  

I'm shocked to hear that they still have a reputation.

20296   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 5:42pm  

All just one big happy Intel Agency family network! Nothing to see here, the fix is in, all optics.

https://t.me/Absolute1776/20911
20297   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 7:47pm  

Just to remind everybody about the reality behind the recent propaganda mythologies:





20306   Patrick   2022 Dec 29, 10:49pm  

Ceffer says







This is why all important documents should be brutally plain ASCII text.

If you need to copy something out of an important Word document, copy it as plain ASCII text. There is nowhere to hide anything.
20311   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 11:03pm  

It seems all this waiting for Space Force to complete its logistics has something to do with the 'white hat' timelines. When, Oh Sacred Space Force, will you authorize our liberation from the swarming pestilences of corruptions and social degradation?

20312   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 11:05pm  

Hopium, Oh, Hopium. Wherefore art thou, Hopium?

20313   rocketjoe79   2022 Dec 30, 10:31am  

Ceffer says







This sounds bogus since bail money required is only 10%.
20314   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2022 Dec 30, 10:52am  

Hugh_Mongous says

Patrick says



Booger says








I have been replying to every political text with: "All I care about is the prosecution of everyone who imposed vaccine mandates."




Nobody reads your replies. They simply carpet bomb everybody with requests to vote/donate. It's just like Nigerian e-mails: if it works - good, if it doesn't - they just move on.


they reply if you ask questions, i did, got a few replies
20315   SoTex   2022 Dec 30, 11:07am  

I reply with, "I'll vote for X if they help me fund my sex change operation".
20316   Ceffer   2022 Dec 30, 11:21am  

This was on Twitter. Guess the KommieKunt shielding circuits are at least partially down.

20317   Patrick   2022 Dec 30, 11:49am  

just_passing_through says

I reply with, "I'll vote for X if they help me fund my sex change operation".


How about even a little more insane:

"I'll vote for X if they help me fund my third sex change operation."
20318   SoTex   2022 Dec 30, 12:26pm  

Sometimes I mix it up and ask for $ for my kids sex change operation.
20321   Ceffer   2022 Dec 30, 11:06pm  

As if we don't already know.

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