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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,105,559 views  42,075 comments

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20779   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 12:26am  

So curious about your alleged ancestry, you wind up on somebody's hit list for organ donors?

20783   Tenpoundbass   2023 Jan 17, 10:10am  




Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well, you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone completely out of my mind, and
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha
They're coming to take me away
Ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha, to the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha
You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed, you laughed
When I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid, right?
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad, and
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha
They're coming to take me away
Ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha, to the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket-weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds? Huh?
Well, you just wait, they'll find you yet
And when they do, they'll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt! And
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha
They're coming to take me away
Ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha, to the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
20784   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 11:25am  

Fentanyl is a profit engine and destroyer of social fabric. Right up the Dems' alley.

20785   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 11:37am  

WEF rolls out one of their best professional liars to comment on the tragedy of big propaganda bucks not working to give the public deception wedgies the way they want. Methods of stamping out the truth enumerated.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/82700
20786   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 11:39am  

Klaus explains how happy we will all be when we have brain implants and locked, remote controlled exploding neck collars to keep track of us.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/40276
20787   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 11:46am  

Psychopathic virtue signaling secret handshake guy tries to convince the world that composting 95 percent of humanity, so the surviving elites don't run out of fuel for their private jets for the next 5,000 years, is a GOOD thing. "Savior Complex" LOL! They are saving their control and status.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/40296
20789   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 12:30pm  

Benign, godly Savior Being Kerry, gifted to us from the all seeing extra terrestials, enumerates bold plans to compost useless eaters under pressure to create usable gas products. "If they would just get the money laundering schemes, and profit engines of human trafficking, weapons and drugs back into the hands of the Globalists through a liberated, Russia-free Ukraine, this would all work out just dandy!"

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/40296
20794   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 4:36pm  

Translation: "The Cartels and the invading civilian armies have made excellent beach heads in US, profiting both them and the politicians who have allowed them in, and pleasing the politicians' Chinese allies and soldiers who supply and protect the Cartels' laboratories in Mexico. Trafficking is intact for the pedophiles and elite consumers of child blood products, assuring supplies will not wane. We need to further assure the Cartels immunities to law and border measures, as they hide amongst the human waves."

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/40337
20795   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 5:07pm  

Put this as a bumper sticker on your car, and your brakes will fail as you are accelerated at 120 mph into the closest concrete wall (or alternatively, found suicided, hung from a doorknob) or given flying lessons from a great height.

20796   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 5:16pm  

Next time, the German Police will ride hogs in on the charge.

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/91828
20797   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 5:40pm  

Of course, the fun part is always the enforcement of absurd belief systems and opposition control with democide, bullets and bayonets.


https://t.me/JustDudeChannel/27379https://rumble.com/v25x5aa-the-origins-of-political-correctness.html

https://rumble.com/v25x5aa-the-origins-of-political-correctness.html
20798   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 5:48pm  

Well, they do need lessons on disinformation to be good at it. Most of them are mere compulsive liars, and disinformation requires a lacing of fakery with truth even if it offends Satan.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/23964
20800   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 5:59pm  

Rigid caste system for Davos participation badges, hierarchy galore. What are the colors for the 'Useless Eater' badges?
20801   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 6:27pm  

LOL! A day will arrive when 'conspiracy theory' and 'truth' become almost interchangeable.

20802   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 6:38pm  

Of course, maybe it's just professional courtesy. We knew prostitutes would be at WEF, but that's enough about Soros, Klaus, Bill, Kerry etc.
Do the hookers get their own badge colors?

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/82725
20803   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 6:45pm  

"Why am I always the last one to find out the fiat printing press money and corruptobucks have dried up? Can someone explain it to me?"

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/84845
20804   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 6:46pm  

High Class prostitute at WEF mistaken for paticipant.

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/84846
20806   ElYorsh   2023 Jan 17, 6:48pm  

Ceffer says





And then she will cheat on him with a player that pretends to be those things but actually knows how to fuck her brains out.
20808   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 6:49pm  

OOh, this is going to get all the Soros Fecal Impaction crazy eyes installations boiling.

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/84846

https://beckernews.com/judge-strikes-down-49099/
20809   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 6:50pm  

Harvard, you ignorant slut. How low can you go?

20810   Patrick   2023 Jan 17, 7:11pm  

Why not go all the way and teach Harvard med students about trans climate virus racism?
20813   Patrick   2023 Jan 17, 7:22pm  

Ceffer says

LOL! A day will arrive when 'conspiracy theory' and 'truth' become almost interchangeable.




That's exactly what it is. They even say so themselves.
20814   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 7:25pm  

John Kerry takes off the gloves at WEF: "If you all don't start knuckling under to our green agenda with 'made to fail' technologies and 95 percent eradication of the human race, I will inform my occupying Vril to tattle to the extraterrestrials, who will direct an earth shattering comet towards us. Your chances with us are one in twenty, your chances with them are one in 100,000. Make your choice, useless eaters."

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/23947
20816   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 7:36pm  

When your fake news announcer gigs won't even fork over for a toupee any more. "Maybe we can convince them that BIS is a pen maker?"
20817   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 7:38pm  

ElYorsh says

And then she will cheat on him with a player that pretends to be those things but actually knows how to fuck her brains out.

As Elon Musk would say: "Yes".
20818   Ceffer   2023 Jan 18, 8:41am  

From Purple Hearts to Purple Hard Ons. Being in the service sucks, literally. How many pushups can you do with the Sargeant on your ass.

https://clifhigh.substack.com/p/half-off-wef#details

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