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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,276,572 views  45,101 comments

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20782   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 12:30pm  

Benign, godly Savior Being Kerry, gifted to us from the all seeing extra terrestials, enumerates bold plans to compost useless eaters under pressure to create usable gas products. "If they would just get the money laundering schemes, and profit engines of human trafficking, weapons and drugs back into the hands of the Globalists through a liberated, Russia-free Ukraine, this would all work out just dandy!"

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/40296
20787   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 4:36pm  

Translation: "The Cartels and the invading civilian armies have made excellent beach heads in US, profiting both them and the politicians who have allowed them in, and pleasing the politicians' Chinese allies and soldiers who supply and protect the Cartels' laboratories in Mexico. Trafficking is intact for the pedophiles and elite consumers of child blood products, assuring supplies will not wane. We need to further assure the Cartels immunities to law and border measures, as they hide amongst the human waves."

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/40337
20788   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 5:07pm  

Put this as a bumper sticker on your car, and your brakes will fail as you are accelerated at 120 mph into the closest concrete wall (or alternatively, found suicided, hung from a doorknob) or given flying lessons from a great height.

20789   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 5:16pm  

Next time, the German Police will ride hogs in on the charge.

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/91828
20790   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 5:40pm  

Of course, the fun part is always the enforcement of absurd belief systems and opposition control with democide, bullets and bayonets.


https://t.me/JustDudeChannel/27379https://rumble.com/v25x5aa-the-origins-of-political-correctness.html

https://rumble.com/v25x5aa-the-origins-of-political-correctness.html
20791   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 5:48pm  

Well, they do need lessons on disinformation to be good at it. Most of them are mere compulsive liars, and disinformation requires a lacing of fakery with truth even if it offends Satan.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/23964
20793   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 5:59pm  

Rigid caste system for Davos participation badges, hierarchy galore. What are the colors for the 'Useless Eater' badges?
20794   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 6:27pm  

LOL! A day will arrive when 'conspiracy theory' and 'truth' become almost interchangeable.

20795   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 6:38pm  

Of course, maybe it's just professional courtesy. We knew prostitutes would be at WEF, but that's enough about Soros, Klaus, Bill, Kerry etc.
Do the hookers get their own badge colors?

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/82725
20796   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 6:45pm  

"Why am I always the last one to find out the fiat printing press money and corruptobucks have dried up? Can someone explain it to me?"

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/84845
20797   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 6:46pm  

High Class prostitute at WEF mistaken for paticipant.

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/84846
20799   ElYorsh   2023 Jan 17, 6:48pm  

Ceffer says





And then she will cheat on him with a player that pretends to be those things but actually knows how to fuck her brains out.
20801   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 6:49pm  

OOh, this is going to get all the Soros Fecal Impaction crazy eyes installations boiling.

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/84846

https://beckernews.com/judge-strikes-down-49099/
20802   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 6:50pm  

Harvard, you ignorant slut. How low can you go?

20803   Patrick   2023 Jan 17, 7:11pm  

Why not go all the way and teach Harvard med students about trans climate virus racism?
20806   Patrick   2023 Jan 17, 7:22pm  

Ceffer says

LOL! A day will arrive when 'conspiracy theory' and 'truth' become almost interchangeable.




That's exactly what it is. They even say so themselves.
20807   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 7:25pm  

John Kerry takes off the gloves at WEF: "If you all don't start knuckling under to our green agenda with 'made to fail' technologies and 95 percent eradication of the human race, I will inform my occupying Vril to tattle to the extraterrestrials, who will direct an earth shattering comet towards us. Your chances with us are one in twenty, your chances with them are one in 100,000. Make your choice, useless eaters."

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/23947
20809   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 7:36pm  

When your fake news announcer gigs won't even fork over for a toupee any more. "Maybe we can convince them that BIS is a pen maker?"
20810   Ceffer   2023 Jan 17, 7:38pm  

ElYorsh says

And then she will cheat on him with a player that pretends to be those things but actually knows how to fuck her brains out.

As Elon Musk would say: "Yes".
20811   Ceffer   2023 Jan 18, 8:41am  

From Purple Hearts to Purple Hard Ons. Being in the service sucks, literally. How many pushups can you do with the Sargeant on your ass.

https://clifhigh.substack.com/p/half-off-wef#details
20813   Ceffer   2023 Jan 18, 9:36am  

This is why God invented dark bushes at the truck stops.
20821   Ceffer   2023 Jan 18, 10:35am  

Finnish Political Fecal Impaction Honey Trap delivers perfect Satanic gaslight non sequitur. "Believe me, I have hot box!"

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/84932

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