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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,035,001 views  40,342 comments

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28499   Ceffer   2023 Sep 20, 1:20am  

You know that Biden is being cashiered when Rand (Tavistock Jr.) starts weighing in with their own special brand of propaganda 'wisdom'. Guess the Chinese Intel about Biden's life expectancy in office (90 to 120 days about two months ago) could be accurate as the tidal waves of captured MSM begin to fall against him like dominos.

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/118284
28501   Ceffer   2023 Sep 20, 1:28am  

The predictable Satan's League of Deep State assets for the unconstitutional DHS (Department of Internal Gulags)



https://t.me/WeTheMedia/92340
28502   zzyzzx   2023 Sep 20, 10:16am  

I have decided to take my tinfoil hat off, put on a mask and get jabbed to prove I am in no way associated with Russell Brand. I can no longer condone being an anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorist when a monster like him committed such evil crimes years ago when he was still part of the establishment.

The lesson we can all learn from this is that folx who are drawn to dangerous conspiracy theories and misinformation are inherently evil rapists. Never mind that all of the things he's accused of took place when he was part of and protected by the same establishment media that is now hell bent on taking him down. No, everything he has said and supported for the last couple years has now been tainted by the crimes he allegedly performed over a decade ago. I can no longer in good conscious criticize Big Pharma or the mainstream media or entertain outlandish and baseless conspiracy theories. If you do those things you're just as bad as he is.

When I looked at myself in the mirror this morning I violently threw up, disgusted with myself knowing that every second I stayed unvaccinated I was defending the vile actions of Brand. I picked up my phone to book myself an appointment to get vaccinated and was astonished to instantly hear the voice of an NHS nurse already on the other end of the line. "Uh, hi--" I shakily coughed out, glancing nervously around my room for hidden cameras. "I-- I'd like to book myself in to get JABBED please. No I've never raped anyone, I've just been in a coma that's all!"

I hoofed it down as quick as I could to the nearest vaccination clinic, avoiding the judging stares and muffled whispers of "beast" coming from the masked masses on either side of me, who evidently could smell the lack of mRNA in my bloodstream. When I got to the clinic, I was given all the COVID shots I had missed out on in one go. All seven of them. Forget turbo-cancer, I have warp speed-cancer. It's gone to plaid, and I have one day left to live. At least I'm not going to die in some cult that defends a sexual predator though.
28503   Ceffer   2023 Sep 20, 10:29am  

zzyzzx says

I have decided to take my tinfoil hat off, put on a mask and get jabbed to prove I am in no way associated with Russell Brand.

Satan finds you a tasty, crunchy bit before spitting you into the flames! Hail, Satan!
28504   The_Deplorable   2023 Sep 20, 11:35am  

zzyzzx says

"I have decided to take my tinfoil hat off, put on a mask and get jabbed to prove I am in no way associated with Russell Brand. I can no longer condone being an anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorist when a monster like him committed such evil crimes years ago when he was still part of the establishment."

Russell Brand decided for you to get vaccinated? Are you for real?

How about following the data and deciding for yourself?

Did you take into account the 300,000 Americans that were killed by the Covid vaccines? No? Why not?

How about the million plus of other Americans who were injured by the vaccines?

Good luck to you. Except "luck favors the prepared mind."
28505   AmericanKulak   2023 Sep 20, 5:22pm  

zzyzzx says

The lesson we can all learn from this is that folx who are drawn to dangerous conspiracy theories and misinformation are inherently evil rapists. Never mind that all of the things he's accused of took place when he was part of and protected by the same establishment media that is now hell bent on taking him down. No, everything he has said and supported for the last couple years has now been tainted by the crimes he allegedly performed over a decade ago. I can no longer in good conscious criticize Big Pharma or the mainstream media or entertain outlandish and baseless conspiracy theories. If you do those things you're just as bad as he is.

hahahahaha

The_Deplorable says

Russell Brand decided for you to get vaccinated? Are you for real?

I'm pretty sure he's taking the piss.
28507   Ceffer   2023 Sep 20, 6:16pm  

AmericanKulak says

I'm pretty sure he's taking the piss.

It's satire, of course.
28508   Ceffer   2023 Sep 20, 7:41pm  

Freemasons in disguise. Let me guess, Scottish Rite.
28509   Ceffer   2023 Sep 20, 7:45pm  

The Swiss Octagon decided to unzip their executive failure and return his assets to the mother ship.

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/107289
28510   Ceffer   2023 Sep 20, 7:47pm  

Just in case you wanted to see where your money was going.
28512   Ceffer   2023 Sep 20, 7:52pm  

I don't completely believe this, it is kind of blaming the victims. Government agencies and professionals in gross Satanic dereliction do not come with warning labels, especially when the trillion dollar MSM campaign was appended.

28513   Ceffer   2023 Sep 20, 7:53pm  

Ya think?

28517   richwicks   2023 Sep 20, 9:32pm  

Misc says


This one is totally believable.

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/09/20/cassidy-hutchinson-claims-rudy-giuliani-groped-her-on-jan-6-00117266


Who cares?

Giuliani was mayor of NYC when the United States intelligence agencies murdered 3,000 people to start 20 years of endless wars, and helped cover it up that it was a false flag.

He's mafia. Who gives a shit if he groped some government whore?
28518   Ceffer   2023 Sep 20, 11:04pm  

Misc says

This one is totally believable.

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/09/20/cassidy-hutchinson-claims-rudy-giuliani-groped-her-on-jan-6-00117266

LOL! Her purple prose reads like a cheap bodice ripper. They are mocking the audience. By all accounts, the Jan 6 day was incredibly freezing cold, which is why it was so amazing patriots still showed up in such large numbers. Phony as a three dollar Biden bill.
28526   Ceffer   2023 Sep 20, 11:22pm  

They have found that human flesh is addictive.

28535   Ceffer   2023 Sep 21, 1:51am  

When virtue signaling becomes a gibberish contest. To keep yourself safe from the wrath of your KommieKunt bosses, it is always correct to repeat the mindless agitprop tokenisms as a mantra.

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