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Ceffer
2023 Dec 21, 8:00pm
Ceffer
2023 Dec 21, 8:00pm
"Sir, the Project Monarch catamites disguised as aides are revolting." "They certainly are. Can't they just keep their ugly assholes to themselves?" "Sir, you mean the sex?" "No, I mean the Congress people."
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Patrick
2023 Dec 21, 8:21pm
Patrick
2023 Dec 21, 8:21pm
Ceffer says
True:
https://www.advocate.com/politics/capitol-hill-second-gay-sex
"Sir, the Project Monarch catamites disguised as aides are revolting." "They certainly are. Can't they just keep their ugly assholes to themselves?" "Sir, you mean the sex?" "No, I mean the Congress people."
True:
https://www.advocate.com/politics/capitol-hill-second-gay-sex
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REpro
2023 Dec 21, 10:01pm
REpro
2023 Dec 21, 10:01pm
Ceffer says
Return from Moon was a "Peace of cake."
Since Moon gravitation is 6 times smaller than on Earth, cosmonauts just need a rocket 6 times smaller than Saturn V plus refilling station with a crew.
Return from Moon was a "Peace of cake."
Since Moon gravitation is 6 times smaller than on Earth, cosmonauts just need a rocket 6 times smaller than Saturn V plus refilling station with a crew.
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Ceffer
2023 Dec 21, 11:21pm
Ceffer
2023 Dec 21, 11:21pm
It's account holder harvest time! The age old cyclic pattern of the parasites.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/95537
https://twitter.com/JustnStillness/status/1737709654178726266
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/95537
https://twitter.com/JustnStillness/status/1737709654178726266
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Ceffer
2023 Dec 21, 11:25pm
Ceffer
2023 Dec 21, 11:25pm
Secret foreign agent man Blinken is the source of this propaganda, it seems. Why would anybody believe this foreign asset?
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/57637
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/57637
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HeadSet
2023 Dec 22, 11:14am
HeadSet
2023 Dec 22, 11:14am
The_Deplorable says
Odd, I plotted that "irrational" equation and got this:
https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1737700986494284215
Odd, I plotted that "irrational" equation and got this:
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ElYorsh
2023 Dec 22, 2:25pm
HeadSet says
God is a woman
The_Deplorable says
https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1737700986494284215
Odd, I plotted that "irrational" equation and got this:
God is a woman
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Ceffer
2023 Dec 22, 11:54pm
Ceffer
2023 Dec 22, 11:54pm
More hopium. When the time comes, it will be "swift and clean" according to the Q-ites. That implies putsch, that the recipients have been selected and tracked, but the single time when they are taken out at once hasn't been decided. Maybe why we see weeping, nervous and frozen politicians? They were put back on the board to await their doom? One would hopium, but who knows from the bleachers.
https://t.me/qthestormrider777/19071
https://t.me/qthestormrider777/19071
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AmericanKulak
2023 Dec 23, 12:54am
AmericanKulak
2023 Dec 23, 12:54am
What happened to the CCP Bunker in Maine that was MOAB'd by an F-16? Why does Trump keep leaving his secure SSBN to talk in Iowa?
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AmericanKulak
2023 Dec 23, 3:50am
AmericanKulak
2023 Dec 23, 3:50am
"No, it's not fair we fucked around and found out! We should be able to fuck around and nobody find out"
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Ceffer
2023 Dec 23, 7:11am
Ceffer
2023 Dec 23, 7:11am
"they do not play nice because they want you to be afraid. and they want you to be afraid because fearful people dare not speak against what is being done to them.
and if you think this is just the criminal system playing this game, perhaps take a step back and look around. selective enforcement and process as punishment has become the modus operendi for most of the federal machinery. the hypocrisy is not a mistake, it’s a bludgeon. the awfulness and intractability and the expense of the process is not a flaw in the design, it’s the point of the design.
the IRS plays this game and is gearing up to play it harder. the FDA permits a favored few to cut corners while pile driving the rest. the EPA, the SEC, even the FBI now play this game. to even be accused is to lose. just having them come and “ask some questions” can cost hundreds of thousands even millions of dollars. this is how “rule by regulator” works.
nice factory you got there, be a shame if your political views made it such that someone came along and demanded an environmental impact assessment.
nice protest sign, you trying to incite some kind of insurrection? is that hate speech? no? well, all the same, i think you better come with us. the courts can sort this out in a year or two…
we are increasingly asked to live beneath an ever-searching ever-ostentatious eye of mordor and if it lands on you, your life gets upended and so we must all cower behind rocks and hope to escape its baleful notice.
whether or not you did anything is of little moment.
to simply draw attention and be fed into the maw of the machine is enough."
"To keep order, these lower ranks are publicly humiliated or otherwise scorned or flogged as a reminder to the middle ranks to behave and conform to the cult and its ideology.
Whenever a change in policy or "harvest" of the cult's general population (for the benefit of the elite) is ordained by the rulers a necessary sacrifice of some cross section of the entire hierarchy occurs, along with an open and brutal display of the elite's true contempt and hatred of the people they rule over and unfairly take advantage of."
Remember the purge a few years ago of the media executives? Done purely to incite fear even in the empowered ranks of the perverts.
https://substack.com/redirect/4c809007-5355-4966-b893-5449b944e485
and if you think this is just the criminal system playing this game, perhaps take a step back and look around. selective enforcement and process as punishment has become the modus operendi for most of the federal machinery. the hypocrisy is not a mistake, it’s a bludgeon. the awfulness and intractability and the expense of the process is not a flaw in the design, it’s the point of the design.
the IRS plays this game and is gearing up to play it harder. the FDA permits a favored few to cut corners while pile driving the rest. the EPA, the SEC, even the FBI now play this game. to even be accused is to lose. just having them come and “ask some questions” can cost hundreds of thousands even millions of dollars. this is how “rule by regulator” works.
nice factory you got there, be a shame if your political views made it such that someone came along and demanded an environmental impact assessment.
nice protest sign, you trying to incite some kind of insurrection? is that hate speech? no? well, all the same, i think you better come with us. the courts can sort this out in a year or two…
we are increasingly asked to live beneath an ever-searching ever-ostentatious eye of mordor and if it lands on you, your life gets upended and so we must all cower behind rocks and hope to escape its baleful notice.
whether or not you did anything is of little moment.
to simply draw attention and be fed into the maw of the machine is enough."
"To keep order, these lower ranks are publicly humiliated or otherwise scorned or flogged as a reminder to the middle ranks to behave and conform to the cult and its ideology.
Whenever a change in policy or "harvest" of the cult's general population (for the benefit of the elite) is ordained by the rulers a necessary sacrifice of some cross section of the entire hierarchy occurs, along with an open and brutal display of the elite's true contempt and hatred of the people they rule over and unfairly take advantage of."
Remember the purge a few years ago of the media executives? Done purely to incite fear even in the empowered ranks of the perverts.
https://substack.com/redirect/4c809007-5355-4966-b893-5449b944e485
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