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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,149,332 views  42,280 comments

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3276   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 5, 1:38pm  

The Vegan solution is retarded. According to the "Scientists" themselves, if I recall an article correctly, it's the equivalent of taking 60M cars off the road.

Shit, we could get 10M cars off the road in the USA just by requiring those over 70 to take an eyesight and simulation reaction exam every two years.
3279   Bd6r   2019 Nov 5, 4:19pm  

Onvacation says
marcus says

Where as the impeachment is going to be based on solid evidence that exists.

What was the high crime or misdemeanor he committed? I forgot.

He is an ORANGE HITLER! WHAT OTHER PROOF OF CRIME DO YOU NEED?!!???
3280   Onvacation   2019 Nov 6, 5:45am  

marcus says

Tell it to Joe and Hillary.
3281   Onvacation   2019 Nov 6, 5:47am  

Since when is it unethical for a relative of a public servant to write a book?

Trump opponents do trigger easily.
3282   Onvacation   2019 Nov 6, 6:35am  

marcus says
Trump supporters

I started out as a Hillary denier but I now support our president.

marcus says

Trump supporters by definition lack ethics

That's a broad brush. Generalizations like that are very similar to racism.
3283   Onvacation   2019 Nov 6, 6:38am  

marcus says

Propaganda has been around forever. The surge in fake news is a sign of the corrupt established order fighting for its life. MAGA KAG!
3286   RC2006   2019 Nov 6, 7:24am  

Hate whites, hate white males, white people cause all the world's problems, math is racist white, science is racist white, white privilege, whites should not have kids, on and on from left. Who the fuck is racist and who is just trying to work for a living and not get punched from behind because of their skin color.
3288   Onvacation   2019 Nov 6, 7:39am  

marcus says

Yeah! Lock her up!
3295   Shaman   2019 Nov 6, 6:23pm  

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-are-not-the-enemy-of-the-people-says-media-thats-intentionally-deceiving-the-people-to-protect-the-political-elites

“ NEW YORK, NY—Various news outlets reminded the American people Tuesday that they are not their enemy, despite intentionally deceiving the people in order to protect the political elite.
The media who literally allowed the people to be preyed upon by the rich and powerful rather than run information that might harm their elite buddies assured the people they are on our side.

"We are not the enemy of the people," said a spokesperson for ABC News, waving his hands in the air as though trying to perform some kind of Jedi mind trick. "Yes, I know it may seem that way when we cover up damaging information to protect the rich and powerful, but trust us when we say we know better than you."

"We are your friends," he added in a hypnotic voice while swinging a stopwatch back and forth. "Say it with me: we are your friends. Yes, yes, gooooood."

CNN's Brian Stelter agreed, saying that though he calls out the president for lying all the time, it's different when the press does it. "Our lying is democratic lying," Stelter said. "It's for your own good."

"Also, Epstein definitely killed himself, and we don't have any other information on that."
3305   Bd6r   2019 Nov 7, 9:03pm  

Democrats are trying to give college and healthcare - that is one of most insane things I have heard lately
3307   HeadSet   2019 Nov 8, 6:14am  

marcus says
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Too bad this lie is countered by too many middle class and worker class who have benefited from new jobs and lower taxes. It is the Dems who want to flood the country with illegals, push for more H2X, and resist Trump in bringing back jobs from China.
3313   SunnyvaleCA   2019 Nov 8, 2:09pm  

marcus says

The only thing government has done with respect to health care and college is to make it more expensive.

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