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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,149,087 views  42,280 comments

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3286   RC2006   2019 Nov 6, 7:24am  

Hate whites, hate white males, white people cause all the world's problems, math is racist white, science is racist white, white privilege, whites should not have kids, on and on from left. Who the fuck is racist and who is just trying to work for a living and not get punched from behind because of their skin color.
3288   Onvacation   2019 Nov 6, 7:39am  

marcus says

Yeah! Lock her up!
3295   Shaman   2019 Nov 6, 6:23pm  

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-are-not-the-enemy-of-the-people-says-media-thats-intentionally-deceiving-the-people-to-protect-the-political-elites

“ NEW YORK, NY—Various news outlets reminded the American people Tuesday that they are not their enemy, despite intentionally deceiving the people in order to protect the political elite.
The media who literally allowed the people to be preyed upon by the rich and powerful rather than run information that might harm their elite buddies assured the people they are on our side.

"We are not the enemy of the people," said a spokesperson for ABC News, waving his hands in the air as though trying to perform some kind of Jedi mind trick. "Yes, I know it may seem that way when we cover up damaging information to protect the rich and powerful, but trust us when we say we know better than you."

"We are your friends," he added in a hypnotic voice while swinging a stopwatch back and forth. "Say it with me: we are your friends. Yes, yes, gooooood."

CNN's Brian Stelter agreed, saying that though he calls out the president for lying all the time, it's different when the press does it. "Our lying is democratic lying," Stelter said. "It's for your own good."

"Also, Epstein definitely killed himself, and we don't have any other information on that."
3305   Bd6r   2019 Nov 7, 9:03pm  

Democrats are trying to give college and healthcare - that is one of most insane things I have heard lately
3307   HeadSet   2019 Nov 8, 6:14am  

marcus says
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Too bad this lie is countered by too many middle class and worker class who have benefited from new jobs and lower taxes. It is the Dems who want to flood the country with illegals, push for more H2X, and resist Trump in bringing back jobs from China.
3313   SunnyvaleCA   2019 Nov 8, 2:09pm  

marcus says

The only thing government has done with respect to health care and college is to make it more expensive.
3314   SunnyvaleCA   2019 Nov 8, 2:11pm  

marcus says
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I'm up well over a million dollars and I saved money on last years' taxes.
3315   HeadSet   2019 Nov 8, 2:26pm  

The only thing government has done with respect to health care and college is to make it more expensive.

+1000. Our medium sized company lost great employee health care due to ACA, and easy gov backed college loans have raised the cost of a plain old 4 year college to $120k.
3318   mell   2019 Nov 8, 7:13pm  

HeadSet says
The only thing government has done with respect to health care and college is to make it more expensive.

+1000. Our medium sized company lost great employee health care due to ACA, and easy gov backed college loans have raised the cost of a plain old 4 year college to $120k.


That's right. Our insurance at the time hiked by 70% and forced my former company to switch. Reason was the introduction of Obummercare.
3320   Patrick   2019 Nov 8, 8:36pm  

https://babylonbee.com/news/bill-clinton-epsteins-cause-of-death-depends-on-what-your-definition-of-suicide-is

PHILADELPHIA, PA—Speaking to a packed 30-seat arena, Bill Clinton remarked on Jeffrey Epstein's recent passing, saying that Epstein's cause of death "really depends on what your definition of 'suicide' is."

"Did Epstein commit suicide?" asked an attendee at the event.

A wide-eyed Clinton shrugged his shoulders. "I mean, it really depends on what your definition of suicide is, heh."

An awkward silence ensued. Bill turned to look at Hillary for support, but she just glared at him and ran her finger across her throat, a metaphor that means "death."

He went on, "Heh, I mean, well, we've got to define terms here, alright? If you mean, 'Did he hang himself without any outside assistance?' then I'd say that does not fall under the definition of what may or may not have occurred."

Hillary held up a pair of finger guns to her husband's head in a threatening fashion, another metaphor that means "death."

Bill gulped. "But, well, heh, if you mean did he hang himself and then shoot himself three times in the back of the head just to be sure? Then yeah, I'd say he committed suicide."

"Hillary and I did not have murderous relations with that man!" he insisted as Hillary beckoned him backstage.

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