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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,025,704 views  40,213 comments

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3305   Bd6r   2019 Nov 7, 9:03pm  

Democrats are trying to give college and healthcare - that is one of most insane things I have heard lately
3307   HeadSet   2019 Nov 8, 6:14am  

marcus says
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Too bad this lie is countered by too many middle class and worker class who have benefited from new jobs and lower taxes. It is the Dems who want to flood the country with illegals, push for more H2X, and resist Trump in bringing back jobs from China.
3313   SunnyvaleCA   2019 Nov 8, 2:09pm  

marcus says

The only thing government has done with respect to health care and college is to make it more expensive.
3314   SunnyvaleCA   2019 Nov 8, 2:11pm  

marcus says
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I'm up well over a million dollars and I saved money on last years' taxes.
3315   HeadSet   2019 Nov 8, 2:26pm  

The only thing government has done with respect to health care and college is to make it more expensive.

+1000. Our medium sized company lost great employee health care due to ACA, and easy gov backed college loans have raised the cost of a plain old 4 year college to $120k.
3318   mell   2019 Nov 8, 7:13pm  

HeadSet says
The only thing government has done with respect to health care and college is to make it more expensive.

+1000. Our medium sized company lost great employee health care due to ACA, and easy gov backed college loans have raised the cost of a plain old 4 year college to $120k.


That's right. Our insurance at the time hiked by 70% and forced my former company to switch. Reason was the introduction of Obummercare.
3320   Patrick   2019 Nov 8, 8:36pm  

https://babylonbee.com/news/bill-clinton-epsteins-cause-of-death-depends-on-what-your-definition-of-suicide-is

PHILADELPHIA, PA—Speaking to a packed 30-seat arena, Bill Clinton remarked on Jeffrey Epstein's recent passing, saying that Epstein's cause of death "really depends on what your definition of 'suicide' is."

"Did Epstein commit suicide?" asked an attendee at the event.

A wide-eyed Clinton shrugged his shoulders. "I mean, it really depends on what your definition of suicide is, heh."

An awkward silence ensued. Bill turned to look at Hillary for support, but she just glared at him and ran her finger across her throat, a metaphor that means "death."

He went on, "Heh, I mean, well, we've got to define terms here, alright? If you mean, 'Did he hang himself without any outside assistance?' then I'd say that does not fall under the definition of what may or may not have occurred."

Hillary held up a pair of finger guns to her husband's head in a threatening fashion, another metaphor that means "death."

Bill gulped. "But, well, heh, if you mean did he hang himself and then shoot himself three times in the back of the head just to be sure? Then yeah, I'd say he committed suicide."

"Hillary and I did not have murderous relations with that man!" he insisted as Hillary beckoned him backstage.
3325   Shaman   2019 Nov 9, 11:11am  

marcus says
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Admit it !!





Trump could have started here in another life, but he’d be managing it within six months and then owning it in a year. Ten years later he’d have a chain of dealerships and he working on a movie deal.

Some people are just born to sell, to deal, and to schmooze. Trump is at the highest end of that scale.
3336   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 9, 7:33pm  

marcus says


Marcus, did you know that if you're sleeping, or you're a bank teller that doesn't speak Bachi, and somebody demands of you when you're sleeping or in a language you don't understand to hand over the money (and the person did not physically threaten you or pull a gun or otherwise do anything but talk in a foreign language), that it's not a robbery?

Here's another example.

"If you don't give me $10,000, I'll tell your wife about your affair."
Blackmail, plain and simple.

BUT

"If you give me information on a potential crime, since I am the Chief Law Enforcement Officer of my country, I'll expedite giving you millions in aid money."
Is not.

BECAUSE

"If you tell me that name of the guy who was blackmailing your company to fire employees a few years ago, I'll expedite that $10,000 my organization promised you"
is also not Blackmail, or any other kind of crime.

Police do the latter hundreds of times a day in this country, it's called paid informants.

If the Sheriff can pay an informer to tell him that Jackboot Joe shook down the block for protection money last year in return for payments, why can't the President of the USA do the same?
3337   HeadSet   2019 Nov 9, 7:49pm  

And that above cartoon did not age well. Very clear why Schiff guarded the "whistle bloweristle" identity. Not to protect the "whistle blower" from harm, but to hide how the whistle blower was just a long term Dem operative that was likely a coordinated plant.

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