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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,076,990 views  41,384 comments

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3713   WookieMan   2019 Nov 26, 5:03pm  

BobD says
Onvacation says
marcus says
See?
That was funny!


So the left can meme after all.

Only if they use Premiere Pro....
3714   Onvacation   2019 Nov 26, 5:09pm  

marcus says

Perhaps it is a Russian plot?

TDS effects a quite diverse cross section of the population; almost all democrats, many "neo-cons", and some otherwise right thinking people suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome. Maybe the Ruskies have taken over CNN and have figured out how to brainwash the masses? We already know they have controlled PBS for decades.
3715   mell   2019 Nov 26, 5:12pm  

Americans will be meddling in the 2020 election ZOMG!!
3716   WookieMan   2019 Nov 26, 5:13pm  

BobD says
You didn't know that's for editing videos?

Memes. Memes. Memes. What software do you use for your memes? The word any seems to be stuck in your... well never mind...
3717   Onvacation   2019 Nov 26, 5:30pm  

marcus says
People are working, but does that mean they can afford good housing, or college, or health care, or retirement

They can get all of that if they work hard and jump through all the right hoops. But where is the fun in that?

I agree with your sentiment that things are not great for many people, but taking from productive people and giving it to non productive people while the administration of this wealth redistribution system takes a 90% cut is not going to lead to more productive people.
3718   Onvacation   2019 Nov 26, 5:37pm  

BobD says
So the left can meme after all.


I don't think anyone fits on a two degree spectrum. I just call them as I see them.
3719   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 26, 5:41pm  

Four things that would solve most of America's wealth inequity problems:

1. Bring back flophouses so guys down on their luck can stay near the urban center on a crappy old hard mattress and pay by the day/week until they've earned a stake
2. Consent or Fault Divorces Only
3. Declare Federal Emergency Development credits when Unemployment Rates are below 3% for Developers to build TRULY affordable housing either for rent or purchase. I'm talking studios, 1 beds, and a handful of two beds, very small, near Urban Centers. Trumps all local zoning on grounds of National Emergency. Developers can offset big profits on lux complexes by building and making smaller profits on more modest housing.
4. Two Strikes Child policy: After first two illegit kids on Welfare, no more benefits without getting sterilized -- applies to Men and Women.

This would also reduce a shitload of social problems.

Remember, the same liberals who claim hate to legislate morality are happy to forbid you plastic straws and demand you not misgender a tranny with the wrong pronoun.
3723   Tenpoundbass   2019 Nov 26, 8:41pm  

And this from The Tinfoil Gazette
3724   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2019 Nov 26, 9:17pm  

marcus says
CovfefeButDeadly says
The thing is, you must REALLY be sticking your head in the sand because here in Los Angeles we have it even better than most with literally no jobs paying minimum wage.


Then I guess they need to redo those lists that show relative cost of living relative to jobs, to get LA higher up on the list (or lower?) .

This list has LA as the 11th most expensive cost of living. Of course they have to pay better than minimum wage.
https://www.expatistan.com/cost-of-living/index/north-america?ranking=10


What are you talking about?
3725   Patrick   2019 Nov 27, 7:26am  

WookieMan says
CBOE, I'm falling for it myself, but it's clearly trolling at this point. Best to just ignore it.


@WookieMan OK, BobD has consistently made personal comments and also started marking posts as nsfw when they are clearly just political.

He's the same bad user who has done this kind of stuff many times, so he's out of here.
3727   Onvacation   2019 Nov 27, 10:09am  

Patrick says
OK, BobD has consistently made personal comments and also started marking posts as nsfw when they are clearly just political.

He's the same bad user who has done this kind of stuff many times, so he's out of here.

Dang! He was about to reveal the crime that Trump committed.
3739   Bd6r   2019 Nov 27, 5:33pm  

Impeachment Inquiry Canceled After 5 Episodes Due To Low Ratings

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The exciting new TV show Impeachment Inquiry was poised to take the ratings by storm, promising to eclipse all the other shows in its time slot. But the show will be canceled after one season, like a lot of bad TV shows and also Firefly.

After just five rocky episodes that failed to deliver any major plot twists, producers pulled the plug on the impeachment inquiry due to lack of viewers.

"The showrunners promised all these big bombshells, shocking twists, and startling revelations, but they weren't able to deliver," said one reviewer writing in Hollywood Reporter. "When there are so many better options out there---rewatching The Office, checking out The Good Place, staring at paint as it slowly dries---why would people tune into this tepid, uninspired mess?"

22% of Americans said they were disappointed with the show so far, while 78% said, "Impeachment hearings are going on?"

https://babylonbee.com/news/impeachment-inquiry-canceled-after-5-episodes-due-to-low-ratings
3741   Booger   2019 Nov 27, 5:50pm  

This Thanksgiving, I am grateful that our first lady doesn't have a penis.
3747   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2019 Nov 28, 7:39pm  

Ask Democrats that, all we been hearing for last 4 years.

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