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Bd6r
2019 Nov 27, 5:33pm
Bd6r
2019 Nov 27, 5:33pm
Impeachment Inquiry Canceled After 5 Episodes Due To Low Ratings
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The exciting new TV show Impeachment Inquiry was poised to take the ratings by storm, promising to eclipse all the other shows in its time slot. But the show will be canceled after one season, like a lot of bad TV shows and also Firefly.
After just five rocky episodes that failed to deliver any major plot twists, producers pulled the plug on the impeachment inquiry due to lack of viewers.
"The showrunners promised all these big bombshells, shocking twists, and startling revelations, but they weren't able to deliver," said one reviewer writing in Hollywood Reporter. "When there are so many better options out there---rewatching The Office, checking out The Good Place, staring at paint as it slowly dries---why would people tune into this tepid, uninspired mess?"
22% of Americans said they were disappointed with the show so far, while 78% said, "Impeachment hearings are going on?"
https://babylonbee.com/news/impeachment-inquiry-canceled-after-5-episodes-due-to-low-ratings
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The exciting new TV show Impeachment Inquiry was poised to take the ratings by storm, promising to eclipse all the other shows in its time slot. But the show will be canceled after one season, like a lot of bad TV shows and also Firefly.
After just five rocky episodes that failed to deliver any major plot twists, producers pulled the plug on the impeachment inquiry due to lack of viewers.
"The showrunners promised all these big bombshells, shocking twists, and startling revelations, but they weren't able to deliver," said one reviewer writing in Hollywood Reporter. "When there are so many better options out there---rewatching The Office, checking out The Good Place, staring at paint as it slowly dries---why would people tune into this tepid, uninspired mess?"
22% of Americans said they were disappointed with the show so far, while 78% said, "Impeachment hearings are going on?"
https://babylonbee.com/news/impeachment-inquiry-canceled-after-5-episodes-due-to-low-ratings
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Booger
2019 Nov 27, 5:50pm
Booger
2019 Nov 27, 5:50pm
This Thanksgiving, I am grateful that our first lady doesn't have a penis.
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Tenpoundbass
2019 Dec 2, 10:55am
Tenpoundbass
2019 Dec 2, 10:55am
marcus says
America was driving around mumbling to itself, talking nonsense that had nothing to do with a Lincoln MKS?
America was driving around mumbling to itself, talking nonsense that had nothing to do with a Lincoln MKS?
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Tenpoundbass
2019 Dec 2, 12:40pm
Tenpoundbass
2019 Dec 2, 12:40pm
When your lackeys have no faith in you, they look at you like this...
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WookieMan
2019 Dec 2, 12:45pm
WookieMan
2019 Dec 2, 12:45pm
Lol! Stutter much Davey? Absolute proof the left sucks wang at memes. 
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mell
2019 Dec 2, 2:35pm
WookieMan says
Many of the old guard celebrities such as Davey are afraid they will get mewtooed by the raging leftoid fugly harridans because they are still not senile enough to have forgotten that they grabbed a pussy or two a the height of their fame, like every rich and famous type-A man does throughout his life. So they become old, realize they are frail and start virtue signaling in front of the SJWs out of fear they will lose part of their retirement in expensive lawsuits and an abrupt end to their career. They hope appeasement works but it never does. Traitors.
Lol! Stutter much Davey? Absolute proof the left sucks wang at memes.
Many of the old guard celebrities such as Davey are afraid they will get mewtooed by the raging leftoid fugly harridans because they are still not senile enough to have forgotten that they grabbed a pussy or two a the height of their fame, like every rich and famous type-A man does throughout his life. So they become old, realize they are frail and start virtue signaling in front of the SJWs out of fear they will lose part of their retirement in expensive lawsuits and an abrupt end to their career. They hope appeasement works but it never does. Traitors.
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Onvacation
2019 Dec 3, 7:55pm
Onvacation
2019 Dec 3, 7:55pm
marcus says
Reductio absurdum.
Further proof that those effected with TDS are brainwashed dupes of the system.
People that didn't believe the Warren Report (Report on JFK's assassination for the historically forgetful) were labeled "Conspiracy Theorists". People who noticed the holes in the 9/11 story (2 airplanes, 3 buildings, longest burning building fire in history with evidence of incendiaries and explosives) were derogatorily called "Truthers". Now people who wonder how the Biden's and all of the other politically connected families got so filthy rich are called "Flat Earthers".
Drain the swamp already.
Reductio absurdum.
Further proof that those effected with TDS are brainwashed dupes of the system.
People that didn't believe the Warren Report (Report on JFK's assassination for the historically forgetful) were labeled "Conspiracy Theorists". People who noticed the holes in the 9/11 story (2 airplanes, 3 buildings, longest burning building fire in history with evidence of incendiaries and explosives) were derogatorily called "Truthers". Now people who wonder how the Biden's and all of the other politically connected families got so filthy rich are called "Flat Earthers".
Drain the swamp already.
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CBOEtrader
2019 Dec 3, 8:34pm
CBOEtrader
2019 Dec 3, 8:34pm
marcus says
Is that Vince young? He scored a 7 on the wonderlic.
I dont know what you meme means. Why wont you discuss facts and specifics Marcus?
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I guess it makes sense if you're retarded
Is that Vince young? He scored a 7 on the wonderlic.
I dont know what you meme means. Why wont you discuss facts and specifics Marcus?
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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Dec 3, 9:53pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Dec 3, 9:53pm
jazz_music says
What the hell happened to the Amazing Randi?
Oh wait, that's handsy-grabsy infidelity Letterman, lecturing us about honestly and integrity.
What the hell happened to the Amazing Randi?
Oh wait, that's handsy-grabsy infidelity Letterman, lecturing us about honestly and integrity.
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HeadSet
2019 Dec 4, 7:46am
HeadSet
2019 Dec 4, 7:46am
Hong Kong citizens were free under British rule, so why don't they wave the Union Jack?
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