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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,097,434 views  41,995 comments

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38433   Ceffer   2024 Jul 4, 6:38pm  



38434   Ceffer   2024 Jul 4, 11:26pm  

Here's a huge ball of hopium. Methinks it hopiums a bit too much to be precisely true.



38435   Ceffer   2024 Jul 4, 11:31pm  

...And, some anti-hopium.
38438   charlie303   2024 Jul 5, 9:48am  

Ceffer says

Here's a huge ball of hopium. Methinks it hopiums a bit too much to be precisely true.


Is there any event that could happen that would cause you to rethink your beliefs?
Or will you always accept what you are told without question?

For example, if Biden were to somehow win the next election and sit in the Oval Office for another 4 years
would you question this or would you accept this as part of a strategic 'white hats/Trump' masterplan?
If Biden took the USA into WW3 and nuclear mushroom clouds filled the skies across America would
you see this as a tactical masterpiece to 'wake up' the sheeple and show them that not all is right in the world?

I always wondered why people would drink the kool aid at Jonestown knowing they were committing suicide,
now I know.
38439   Ceffer   2024 Jul 5, 12:48pm  

Denial has a phase in which the person in denial rages and rants violently in order to return to the status of denial rather than acknowledge they are wrong or have been 'fooled' by delusions. Manufacturing straw men and tilting at them doesn't help.

Most "information" is disinformation i.e. the truth is buried in turds in varying percentages to dissuade from the parts that are true or to misdirect. The mystery is in sifting these barges to triangulate what might be true. Presenting the combination for sifting is sometimes the only way.

Parts of the hopium turn out to be true, thus they are worth examining.
38441   stereotomy   2024 Jul 5, 12:57pm  

"Sanity" has become a weaponized cudgel to beat the recalcitrant into obedience.

I doubt Patrick.net would have come to exist in the current brainwashed conformatory environment.

EDIT: @Patrick - I hope you understand that you were in a unique place in a unique time, and that allowed you to do what you have done (much thanks that you did it).
38442   charlie303   2024 Jul 5, 2:01pm  

Ceffer says

The mystery is in sifting these barges to triangulate what might be true.


Key word being 'might'.
Come on man! No need to try and razzle dazzle me with pseudo military intelligence jargon.
It all boils down to one very simple assertion : What can you prove? What can you verify?
None of it can be proved, nothing can be independently verified. Therefore it is non-actionable.

Ceffer says

Parts of the hopium turn out to be true, thus they are worth examining.


What parts? I can't think of anything that has come true.
Some of it is really sad too. Some 'truther patriot' will post that Hillary Clinton has been executed at Gitmo.
All the grifters will make videos about it.
Then 6 months later she appears on tv and again all the grifters will make videos about it. About how it was necessary disinformation
(another word for disinformation is bullshit by the way).
Then 6 months after that some other truther will post a blurry photo of somebody's foot and say Hillary Clinton has been
executed at Gitmo and here's the proof and all the grifters make videos of that.
Some of the videos were far out too. How her body has been transported to a remote star system so demonic lizards can be exorcised
from the galaxy with the help of the star seed children.
Then 6 months after that she appears on tv again and the circle jerk goes around once again with all the grifters saying the disinformation is necessary to hide what might be true from some alien AI the bad guys have buried deep in Antarctica.

And if someone like me is just a little skeptical because nothing VERIFIABLE has ever happened then, well, I'm the one in denial.
38444   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Jul 5, 3:02pm  

Donna the Deer Lady talks Gun Control:



Forgot who Donna is? No problem:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RFCrJleggrI
38446   Ceffer   2024 Jul 5, 3:24pm  



38447   goofus   2024 Jul 5, 3:26pm  

charlie303 says


Ceffer says


Here's a huge ball of hopium. Methinks it hopiums a bit too much to be precisely true.


Is there any event that could happen that would cause you to rethink your beliefs?
Or will you always accept what you are told without question?

For example, if Biden were to somehow win the next election and sit in the Oval Office for another 4 years
would you question this or would you accept this as part of a strategic 'white hats/Trump' masterplan?
If Biden took the USA into WW3 and nuclear mushroom clouds filled the skies across America would
you see this as a tactical masterpiece to 'wake up' the sheeple and show them that not all is right in the world?

I always wondered why people would drink the kool aid at Jonestown knowing they were committing suicide,
now I know.



Right. If a writer (“Q”or others like Fulford) cannot be clear, or writes in riddles and unfalsifisble conjecture, there’s no point to reading. They report a world of face masks and crisis actors, Swiss octagons and ancient French families. But never, I’ll note, Jews or dual-citizen Israelis who, if we’re focusing on the actual members of the WEF, Fed, Biden’s admin, and the politically active oligarchy, are nearing a majority.

We DO of course have phony optics in the controlled media, where 95% is owned by 6 corporations. But the explanations by Fulford, Q, et al. are distractions at best. “Sit back and enjoy the ride,” “2 more weeks,” and the other inducements to sit and do nothing while the structures of the country are eroded beyond repair.

Incidentally I think Ceffer is a smart poster when he’s writing his own ideas. The woo is just mental mire, though.
38448   Ceffer   2024 Jul 5, 3:28pm  

The mystery of the 'Switzerland Ticker Tape' to the apparatchik tentaculum. The dragon's breath of the Swiss Octagon.

38450   Ceffer   2024 Jul 5, 3:28pm  

'All Three' gets the biggest cash reimbursement.

38451   Ceffer   2024 Jul 5, 4:25pm  

goofus says


We DO of course have phony optics in the controlled media, where 95% is owned by 6 corporations. But the explanations by Fulford, Q, et al. are distractions at best. “Sit back and enjoy the ride,” “2 more weeks,” and the other inducements to sit and do nothing while the structures of the country are eroded beyond repair.

Everybody wears their Overton Window like a tight, ill fitting girdle. How tight and restrictive and misleading the girdle is from individual to individual varies. We have been raised with so much fake history and fake information, it's like entering a state of zero gravity for the consciousness when looking for orientation that so much information was faked for social control.

Fulford has been analyzed, and the assessment is that in order to cultivate his information sources in the Intel agencies and insider groups, he must also agree to five to ten percent disinformation dissemination i.e. he serves as agent as well as journalist to that extent. I have noticed that he places the responsibility on the listener/reader to parse that part out for themselves. Some of his apparent greatest absurdities have turned out to be true aka the 90 to 95 percent that is true, but likely too esoteric for the ordinary Overton Window. I think he regards that as a fair compromise and I think that is OK, since I work on the premise that most disseminated information is a combination of information and disinformation.

People grouse about certain kinds of information because it shakes up their world view about how 'things work'. They get choked out by too much red pill. This creates a lot of insecurity, but painful insecurity seems to be a transitional state. Look how many people around here now believe what they used to mock rather viciously as 'conspiracy theories'.

I used to wonder why people never wrote books about these things if they existed. It turns out they have been writing books about them for centuries. Only a selected group have ever known about them or chose to read them, and if read, chose to believe them. I now have a stack of digital books that amaze me, but I can only read them bits at a time due to the volume overload.

I notice how some of the best informed pundits layer the more extreme info very carefully because they don't want their tender audiences to go shrieking away like their hair is on fire.

I notice that many complaints about red pill stuff is that they don't have an instant gratification gamer's satisfaction associated. People want information fast food and sound bites, not things that are ponderous and require longer time spans and more layered planning. It's the curse of shortened attention span and hyperactive media bombardment. This is by design, constant distraction, shallow gatling gun shit and psychic strobing rather than deeper thought. The cell phone culture compacting time in a way that it never has been before contributes to it.
38452   Ceffer   2024 Jul 5, 7:35pm  



38453   Ceffer   2024 Jul 5, 7:35pm  



38454   Ceffer   2024 Jul 5, 7:35pm  



38455   Ceffer   2024 Jul 5, 8:11pm  

Oh, look how cute. Britain got it's own printing press diploma KommieKunt Netflix Foreign Secretary, doing all that darling Trump Derangement stuff.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/50957
38456   Ceffer   2024 Jul 6, 1:25am  



38457   Onvacation   2024 Jul 6, 9:48am  

Biden blames Trump for bad debate performance, "... I just wasn't in control."
38459   AmericanKulak   2024 Jul 6, 11:51am  

Ceffer says

Here's a huge ball of hopium. Methinks it hopiums a bit too much to be precisely true.





The White Pilled version of Schizoposting
38460   Ceffer   2024 Jul 6, 12:18pm  

AmericanKulak says


The White Pilled version of Schizoposting

Well, GESARA NESARA are ongoing Bush bankster frauds for one. All of the crypto and gold/metal flogging have been greed totems polluting the interweb and the various pundits. So, disinformation is baked in. Some previous 'truthers' have become corrupted by the financial paraweb.

Many believe with crypto that they have become 'digital wealthy'. Bitcoin has always had a back door since it was another DARPA project. There is probably a harvest day for that, too, when the time is right.

Schizoposting is kind of a general disclaimer implying that the poster is insane out of hand. I don't think it will catch on quite like 'conspiracy theorist', but it seems in the same club of terminology, more designed to discredit out of hand than contribute. I do like the 'mad hatter' tinfoil hat in the picture.

38461   Ceffer   2024 Jul 6, 7:30pm  

At the Klaus Schwab henhouse: fifteen minute cities illustrated.
38462   Ceffer   2024 Jul 6, 10:29pm  

LOL! It also looks like there are only two actual adults in the room typing stuff. The rest are just connected kids on the pork barrel?

https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/1809815616909422607/photo/1
38463   Ceffer   2024 Jul 7, 1:26am  



38464   Ceffer   2024 Jul 7, 1:37am  



38465   Ceffer   2024 Jul 7, 1:37am  



38466   Ceffer   2024 Jul 7, 1:37am  



38467   Ceffer   2024 Jul 7, 1:38am  



38468   Ceffer   2024 Jul 7, 1:38am  



38469   Ceffer   2024 Jul 7, 1:41am  



38470   Ceffer   2024 Jul 7, 1:50am  



38471   Ceffer   2024 Jul 7, 1:50am  



38472   Ceffer   2024 Jul 7, 1:50am  



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