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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,077,432 views  41,384 comments

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3943   Patrick   2019 Dec 11, 7:41am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/house-dems-announce-trump-will-win-2020-election

WASHINGTON, D.C.—House Democrats today announced a new plan to ensure Trump wins the White House again in 2020.

"We hereby unveil these articles of impeachment, which clearly lay out the undeniable fact that we will not win the White House back next year," said Rep. Jerry Nadler. "We have found Trump guilty of absolutely nothing, but we already started this whole process and it would look bad to back out now, so here we are."

"I declare here and now that Trump will be in the White House for at least another four years."

Some questioned if this was the best strategy, but Democrats pointed out that with four more years of Trump, they will be able to generate far more outrage than if they took back the White House. "It's a lot more fun to be extremists and scream at the sky for years and years instead of proposing policies that most Americans support and actually win elections."


3947   Onvacation   2019 Dec 12, 6:30am  

marcus says

Ever heard of the Clinton foundation? For a large donation you can (could) buy access to the government.
3950   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 12, 10:50am  

End FISA make these punk ass bitches unemployed and OH YEAH Disbar them for life. They have no business in Law in any capacity not even a clerk at a ticket clinic.

3952   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 12, 12:08pm  

Next guy that will get a neck stretching and dye the seat of his pants brown

3955   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 12, 12:28pm  


The German revolt is getting on swimmingly.
3957   Patrick   2019 Dec 12, 7:28pm  

Booger says


Lol, US and European immigration policy in a nutshell!
3958   Patrick   2019 Dec 12, 7:53pm  

I would bet money that Trump is going to win again, this time bigly.

And it will be based on his excellent work at president.

My only real complaint is his toadying to the Saudis. If the Democrats would make that the central issue, they might have a chance. But Democrats are also on the take from the terror-funding Saudis, so they can't do it.

Any candidate who publicly proposes to cut off relations with Saudi Arabia and expropriate their assets would get my vote. Tulsi comes closest so far.
3959   Patrick   2019 Dec 12, 7:55pm  

Well, then it sure looks like it backfired, doesn't it? The US economy keeps on setting all-time records under Trump.
3960   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 12, 7:55pm  

marcus says



LOL! Good luck with that!
3962   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 12, 7:57pm  

Here's a new Bombshell Marcus, ermergerd!

3963   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 12, 8:00pm  

Wait I'm not done crapping on Libcoms...

3964   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 12, 8:01pm  

wait one more...



Ugh! Awe it was a little one!
3966   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 12, 8:04pm  

marcus says
OH nooooooooooo !!!


Gotta admit though it's so just like Obama.
3970   mell   2019 Dec 12, 8:09pm  

marcus says
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If it's such a booming economy, why do so many white working class men keep killing themselves ?


Because of extreme regressive leftoidism, cultural-marxism coupled with vile feminism generating an environment of hate for and discrimination against the straight white male. This has been going on for years. Where have you been? Also opioid and general drug addiction.
3971   Onvacation   2019 Dec 13, 5:40am  

marcus says

Also, you have toknow Putin has a lot invested in the American Stock Market

That explains it!
3973   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 13, 6:24am  

marcus says


That's in reference to Commies suppressing Journalism and people with wrong think.

Are you that obtuse?

Hong Kongers wont be out in the streets joining hands with the American commies saying "Fuck Trump!"
3974   WookieMan   2019 Dec 13, 7:23am  

marcus says
What you don't realize is that the decay of our journalism and media is the reason gullible folks such as yourself are so wildly misinformed.

That's not true and I think you know it. While I don't like the fringe media sources, media has collapsed because of the internet. Has nothing to do with the people consuming it and posting on forums like this or FB. There are far too many sources where you can get confirmation of your feelings and bias'. This is for both left or right leaning folks.

I lean right fiscally and because I view certain things on the internet I get pushed to those sites that are on the fringe. What I realize though is to not believe any of it. All media is bullshit and it always has been. Trump is not wrong when he says fake news, he's wrong when he doesn't attribute that statement to ALL news sources which includes places like FOX.

If there was a way to have a non-government controlled media outlet, that didn't rely on $$$$ from advertisers or subscribers, then we'd maybe get a somewhat honest media. That's not possible because.... people like money and it will always control the message that will make the most money. Not much else to it. No different than real estate. Most genuine brokers know it's a con, but what good is it for them to acknowledge that fact?
3975   Onvacation   2019 Dec 13, 7:34am  

marcus says

No.
Not paying taxes is not receiving free stuff
It's just keeping what you earn. If you think the taxpayers should pay more to support those who don't work, make your case.
3976   clambo   2019 Dec 13, 9:03am  

Trump does pay property taxes, probably over $38 million per year.

NO one escapes paying tax on their property.
3977   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2019 Dec 13, 9:10am  

This is good, shows how russiaphobic left is today. Also dumb too which is why left can’t meme. They practically make fun of themselves in every meme lol.

marcus says
3978   Bd6r   2019 Dec 13, 9:19am  

Fortwaynemobile says
russiaphobic left is today

They are SEXIST!

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