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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,147,652 views  42,267 comments

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4352   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jan 4, 7:45pm  

Talking about my Generation

4354   Bd6r   2020 Jan 4, 8:44pm  

marcus says
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I don't get it. Is it that eating meatless meat risks making you want to be a girl ?

@marcus,
Estrogens in soy - they mimic female hormones and in extreme cases men start growing boobs and have decreased testosterone levels
4358   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 5, 5:00am  

marcus says
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Show me a single "trumper" who wants war?
4360   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jan 5, 10:27am  

To all the Commiefags worried Trump will bring us to war. Forgets Bath House Barry did thousands of Drone strikes.
Also don't sweat it, Trump assured the Iranians, that we just spent 2 trillion on updating our weapon systems, because the Commiefags in Congress wouldn't let Trump spend a trillion of the defense spending on our border wall. "Use it to beef up our defenses instead!" They bemoaned.

We thanks! That's exactly what Trump did. Nobody dies today but Towel heads and Floor Smoochers.
4362   Patrick   2020 Jan 5, 10:30am  

Not going to cry for Suleimani, but it's important to remember that the Saudis are the primary source of funding and ideology for terrorism in the world.

Iran is insignificant compared to Saudi Arabia's support for terror.

Someone remind me, why are the Saudis considered our "friends" after 9/11?
4363   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jan 5, 10:36am  

I think it's time we start with them young, to balance out the Anti Chirstian, Anti American sentiment the Democrats have fomented for decades in this country.


4364   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jan 5, 10:47am  

Patrick says
Not going to cry for Suleimani, but it's important to remember that the Saudis are the primary source of funding and ideology for terrorism in the world.



The Middle East is a Jenga Tower, and for some strange Reason, Iran has been the one Plank in all of Middle East we're not allowed to pull on.
Yet they have so much pull and influence in all of the world politics. The Geopolicy allows bad Saudis hide behind Iran. Iran exports the radicals to the Countries, where they can recruit and do Irans bidding, in the name of the Host Country.

Iran has been pulling this shit for over 40 years. They kill and strike and then they are untouchable. Our own leaders give them immunity to do virtually anything to this country.
That alone gives Deep State creeps willing to do global damage and weaken America, a place to hide their Bones.
Nuetralize Iran, then the two faced, double dealing people in SA and other Middle Eastern countries, wont have a Safe space to run to, to remain untouchable.

Iran affords so much of what is going on in the implementation, the exploitation, the revenue and politics of the response to terror, and the facititating of both terrorists and their acts.

They have got to Go! Then it will all end. If this was SA in the hot seat and we took them out. Nothing would change, because extreme Islam factions are a direct export of Iran. They just use host countries to facilitate it. Just look at Gengeral Fuckface Salami, he was in Iraq, doing shit, that would have only perpetuated us to be there for the foreseeable future. And was willing patsy of John Kerry, and the Deep State Spooks, to drag Trump into a Bengahzi crisis. So History would razz Trump for criticizing Obama while failing to stop his own Bengahzi.
If this thing had gone the other way and Trump did not take out Salami. Pelosi would be sending the articles of impeachment to the Senate come this Monday morning. It was the fucking plan.

Anyone hear John Kerry make a comment? I mean Iran was his Secretary of State Baby. And his Logan Act crime against Trump, to create a new insurance policy as soon as the Democrats realized the Mueller investigation was coming up *Goose Eggs.


Goose Eggs shaped like a "Zero"
4365   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jan 5, 10:53am  

And I would add to the above, lets not forget the Narrative, that Iran and Iraq are two different kinds of Muslims, they hate each other, and we're there keeping Iraq safe from Iran.
Yet, the Iraq parliament just saw fit to condemn the US for the attack and are shouting "alah ak bar!" and death to America now along with Iran. They want the US out now, that's because Iran, the country actually running shit in the Middle east. Wants us out.


And we very well may leave. And like Trump said, as long as Iran doesn't do anything make him bomb them back. Then he wont.
But there's no doubt, the days of walking on eggshells worried if the Iranians will like it or not, after they kill an American or destroy our interests are clearly over.
4366   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 5, 10:57am  

Tenpoundbass says
But there's no doubt, the days of walking on eggshells worried if the Iranians will like it or not, after they kill an American or destroy our interests are clearly over.


That's the key.

First the shitlibs acted like the Embassy Attacks were Trump's Benghazi.
Then they acted like responding to the Attacks by retaliating against Quds Force leader - himself in Iraq directing everything - was some kind of over the top response.
Now they're acting like pulling our Troops out of Iraq per their request is ... sabre rattling.

But apparently withdrawing our Troops from the Syrian-Turkish border was ABSOLUTELY! INSANE! ORANGEMANBAD

Again, Oikophobia and the Red-Green Alliance are frameworks that explain why Leftists behave this way, otherwise it's completely unfathomable.

They want US Troops in the Middle East to be attacked, but never, ever to respond. Why? Weaken the credibility, military morale, and prestige of the US so the Left-Islamist-Russo alliance can strengthen while the West weakens.
4367   Patrick   2020 Jan 5, 11:07am  

Tenpoundbass says
Iran affords so much of what is going on in the implementation, the exploitation, the revenue and politics of the response to terror, and the facititating of both terrorists and their acts.


I think this is entirely wrong.

Iran is being accused of Saudi Arabia's crimes.

The Saudis are loving this.
4369   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 5, 11:26am  

marcus says
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That's, like, oh my God, Oikophobia to the Max.

I like what Freedom Fighters in Iran think:

4371   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 5, 11:54am  

marcus says
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Who sees us like this Marcus? I think you are projecting your anti-US hate.
4372   porkchopXpress   2020 Jan 5, 12:13pm  

TDS is alive and well
4373   krc   2020 Jan 5, 1:07pm  

marcus says
CBOEtrader says
Who sees us like this Marcus? I think you are projecting your anti-IS hate.


This survey was first done in 2013, but it has been done again since then. The U.S. comes out on top.

https://www.strategic-culture.org/news/2017/08/07/polls-us-greatest-threat-to-peace-world-today/

https://www.gzeromedia.com/does-america-pose-the-greatest-threat-to-world-peace


Of course- but that is the wrong question. By virtue that we are a nuclear power we will always rank high on threat to world peace.
Nevertheless, the brand is strong and everyone wants to come to the US - even if they hate the geopolitics.

https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2017/11/these-are-the-countries-migrants-want-to-move-to/
4375   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 5, 2:07pm  

marcus says


The house's job was determining whether there should be a trial. If they cheated it should be easy enough to show that in the trial. If the senate wants to embarrass itself making Trumps impeachment trial about Biden's son, they should go for it.

But if they aren't 100% total scumbags, they have to be willing to consider the evidence against Trump.


At hearings, exculpatory evidence gets to be presented.

I take it you are on board with the Senate exhaustively calling witnesses like Hunter Biden and Eric Ciaramella.
4381   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jan 5, 4:39pm  

Bush Killed Bin Laden, that's why there was no corpse to bring back from that Shack in Abbottabad Pakistan Obama raided.
Obama droned thousands of people including American citizens. So there's that.
4384   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 5, 9:38pm  

marcus says
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Like the 3 wars obama started?
4385   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 5, 11:15pm  

Pakistan, Libya, Syria.

Were those wars paid for w free Obama dollars?
4386   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2020 Jan 6, 2:59am  

marcus says
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Well this is certainly brain dead.

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