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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,027,797 views  40,239 comments

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4672   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 27, 11:09am  

CBOEtrader says
He didn't. There is zero evidence of this.


Yep. In fact, in the closed door testimony that Schiff kept secret from the Media, the Executive, and Congress generally, the hostile witnesses admitted Ukraine corruption was a concern, stated that Corruption would not instantly disappear the moment Zelinsky was elected, and that this and other Presidents can and have delayed aid pending a corruption review, etc.

This thing is pretty much over. The Senate will not impeach. The only question is whether it gets instantly dismissed, or the Republicans have fun with Vindman, Hunter, etc.
4676   HeadSet   2020 Jan 27, 4:59pm  

Obstruction of Congress is particularly toothless and retarded. Example: "You vetoed our budget! You're obstructing the House from carrying out it's fiscal duties!"

Or how about "The President submitted a budget to Congress, yet the Constitution puts tax and spend authority with the House. The President is trying to usurp power!"
4677   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 27, 5:12pm  

HeadSet says
Obstruction of Congress is particularly toothless and retarded. Example: "You vetoed our budget! You're obstructing the House from carrying out it's fiscal duties!"


The truth is even more flimsy. Its, "We (the HOUSE) didnt want to either properly serve subpoenas NOR did we want to ask a judge to make a ruling in favor of our subpoenas... NOR would we allow Trump to respond to or bring any witnesses of his own, BUT its totally obstruction of congress when Trump wont do exactly as we demand including but not limited to ignoring his executive privilege. Also due process is just a silly thing Republicans say, its not the best way to ascertain truth or anything. Nah, you know Orange man is definitely bad."
4678   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 27, 5:38pm  

So excited for the 12 Days of #Acquitmas

"Quid pro quo alone is not a basis for abuse of power, it's part of the way foreign policy has been operated by Presidents since the beginning of time." Alan Dershowitz
4679   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 27, 5:44pm  

NoCoupForYou says
So excited for the 12 Days of #Acquitmas

"Quid pro quo alone is not a basis for abuse of power, it's part of the way foreign policy has been operated by Presidents since the beginning of time." Alan Dershowitz


They are mind readers and also know Trump's intent...and somehow pleasing the people to increase his chances of election is SO BAD!

Its amazing how many hoops they have to jump through to still get to "meh, nothing here is even wrong, much less impeachable".

Schiff deserves jail time for this actual attempt to manipulate the election.
4680   RC2006   2020 Jan 27, 6:02pm  

CBOEtrader says
Schiff deserves jail time for this actual attempt to manipulate the election.


Schiff should have been kicked out of the Senate when he made up what Trump said on the phone infront of the whole world.
4683   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 28, 3:12am  

marcus says
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John Bolton doesnt mention any crimes. You are far too slippery w your words to find the truth.

Bolton's accusation is neither a crime, nor is it even a problem.
4684   Onvacation   2020 Jan 28, 6:36am  

marcus says
Assuming Trump is not removed from office. It doesn't mean that he is exonerated from doing exactly what everyone knows he did

Trump attempted to root out corruption at the highest levels. You can see how nervous the Democrats are getting. I support Trump's attempt at draining the swamp.
4686   Onvacation   2020 Jan 28, 6:43am  

The truth is Trump is your president. If you want that to change in less than four years you had better find a candidate whose platform is not TDS. Trump did not win as much as Hillary lost. If your campaign is socialism or "orange man bad" you're a loser.
4687   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 28, 7:33am  

"Subversion of democracy" means literally nothing. The meaningless feels verbiage of the left is insufferable
4688   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 28, 7:52am  

marcus says
"Subversion of democracy" means literally nothing. The meaningless feels verbiage of the left is insufferable


US Code "Subversion of Democracy"?
US Code "Abuse of Power"?

Clinton and Nixon were impeached by the House because of an underlying crime (Perjury and Criminal Conspiracy).

Johnson was not impeached, and later court rulings sided with Johnson, for whom most of the charges centered around Congress trying to prohibit the President from firing Cabinet members and other officers as per his Executive Powers.

What underlying crime is Trump accused of?

What happened to "Clear Quid Pro Quo" and "Russian Collusion"?
4689   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 28, 8:19am  

Now they are suggesting that requiring action on known corruption involving that country before agreeing to aid is an impeachable offense. "OMG Bolton might maybe have said Trump wanted to be sure investigations into corruption involving past aid were moving forward before we give them more aid. The monster!"
4695   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 29, 2:43am  

marcus says
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What is "IT" marcus?

Your mind has been propagandized w slippery words, slippery concepts, so as to allow you to do these mental gymnastics w your thoughts. Its deeply illogical and you refuse to see it.

Sad.
4696   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 29, 3:23am  

marcus says
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It's not too late
4697   Onvacation   2020 Jan 29, 5:37am  

CBOEtrader says
marcus says
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What is "IT" marcus?

Your mind has been propagandized w slippery words, slippery concepts, so as to allow you to do these mental gymnastics w your thoughts. Its deeply illogical and you refuse to see it.

Sad.

So sad.
4699   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 29, 7:35am  

CBOEtrader says
What is "IT" marcus?


Trump's Crime?

What is it?

What's it?

www.youtube.com/embed/ZG_k5CSYKhg
4700   Onvacation   2020 Jan 29, 8:22am  

marcus says
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If you're afraid of witnesses you never should have started the impeachment.
4701   Onvacation   2020 Jan 29, 8:23am  

marcus says
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I doubt if the world gets that bad.
4704   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jan 29, 3:59pm  

Cat turd strikes again

4705   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 29, 4:11pm  

Onvacation says
marcus says
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I doubt if the world gets that bad.


At least this meme spreads an important message. The next guy in office will be playing for a different team. Dont let these asshats pass legislation like the patriot act or continue using FISA courts.
4709   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 29, 7:46pm  

Tenpoundbass says


Ok, then why doesnt Trump do an executive order to remove it?
4710   HeadSet   2020 Jan 29, 7:58pm  

Ok, then why doesnt Trump do an executive order to remove it?

If it is a Bill passed by Congress and signed into law by Obama, Trump cannot remove it with an executive order.

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