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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,023,775 views  40,196 comments

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5044   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2020 Feb 13, 8:01pm  

NoCoupForYou says


You double dippin cabbage crotched muffin gimbleglonker!
5045   Tenpoundbass   2020 Feb 14, 7:38am  

You damn Sassafrassin' Pork-kneed Sloth Herder!
5047   HeadSet   2020 Feb 14, 10:07am  

Above Bernie foot race cartoon was from a San Diego paper. I suspect it is an effort by a liberal cartoonist to discredit Bernie to other lefties by making Bernie out to be the first choice of Trump supporters.
5048   Tenpoundbass   2020 Feb 14, 10:11am  

Of course it is, but it's still funny.
The real truth is, there will be an even smattering of all of them winning some primaries, and the difference between the top three in every race will continue to be a few percentage points between the top three. Without a clear winner with a strong plurality of the votes. There will be a brokered convention. I even expect Biden to win a few by 4%.

There needs to be a winner getting 60% of every primary, and only two candidates on Super Tuesday.
Without that Oprah will be the Nomination.

I expect Bloomberg to perform worse than Elizabeth and Biden.
5050   HeadSet   2020 Feb 14, 10:21am  

I expect Bloomberg to perform worse than Elizabeth and Biden.

Bravely spoken. But I suspect Biden will be out soon after SC, and Warren will not last much longer. Bloomberg is looking to be the DNC establishment choice, both as a counter to Bernie and because Bloomberg contributed to so many 2016 House races in districts where the incumbent Republican did not run.
5051   Tenpoundbass   2020 Feb 14, 10:41am  

HeadSet says
Bravely spoken. But I suspect Biden will be out soon after SC, and Warren will not last much longer. Bloomberg is looking to be the DNC establishment choice


The DNC doesn't want Bloomberg, he's a liability in trying to sale the kinder gentler Socialism that is not Bernie. He's a 1%er, the poster boy for it.
Biden will win a few races. There isn't a single strong candidate. Down South Biden is going to clean up. The Clinton Class White Liberals and the Government Entitlement Class off Black Democrat, loves Joe Biden, even if everything that's been reported about him is true. The legend of Corn Pop just endeared him even more. While we're wincing at his racial gaffes, those Blacks are hi-fiving him and saying "My Man!" If Bernie gets the nod they are going to Bundle him with a Clinton or Obama stooge and that person is going to effectively be the President doing everything. Just like H. W. Bush did with Reagan. after the RNC sent Bush in to keep Reagan under wraps. Biden is the only candidate the DNC will put over at the convention. But he'll need the races to get it, I don't think he'll win enough. That mystery Feller/Gal I mentioned would be Biden's running mate and make Biden a puppet President. Will be the brokered candidate, who ever that will be.
5052   Heraclitusstudent   2020 Feb 14, 10:47am  

It will be Trump vs Bloomberg.
Billionaire against billionaire.
Prepare for the twitter pissing match.
5055   Tenpoundbass   2020 Feb 14, 11:28am  

Heraclitusstudent says
Billionaire against billionaire.


I would love that, for all of the Democrats, that still can't bring themselves to appreciate Trump and get all of their news from CNN.
They would be so disgusted and stay home. That's exactly what they'll say. "Billionaire against Billionaire" when they stay home.

Here's the deal, every candidate in the race right now, will piss off the other candidate constituents. We're in unprecedented hostility in our division. The Liberal media whipped and frothed the hate ire, and that mechanism where it's perfectly acceptable to respond to the person you supported losing the election. It's perfectly fine to resist that person every way you can, with every fiber in your body. These Candidates are more than Democrat candidates for the first time in the Democrat party. Each candidate's supporters, view the other candidates and their supporters as dangerous and bad. It would take a whole new person injected into the race. Someone who was able to bypass the mudslinging and the ridicule of each other in the debates and campaign trail. If any of the current knuckle heads go on to win. I would fully expect well over 1/3 of the expected known Democrat voters to just stay home.
If Bloomberg gets it, I would expect more than 1/2 to stay home.
The Democrat electorate are people that have been conditioned with a powerful dog whistle for four years to hate everything Bloomberg represents. And hate anyone not on their side. They don't come around easily and they are intolerant of reason.

Good luck with the angry discombobulated mob, riot, rabble, and free ride loafers agreeing on any single candidate.
5057   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Feb 14, 11:28am  

Real Life Meme
5060   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2020 Feb 14, 6:01pm  

Tenpoundbass says


Hildebeast looks like she took a cumshot in the eye.
5067   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2020 Feb 15, 10:08pm  

The type of memes that get created when the right memes like the left:

5071   Onvacation   2020 Feb 16, 8:56am  

jazz_music says

From the people who brought you global warming and "pick a gender" sexuality.
5072   Onvacation   2020 Feb 16, 8:57am  

jazz_music says

And he's still your president!
5073   porkchopXpress   2020 Feb 16, 9:03am  

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The Left can't meme worth shit.
5074   Onvacation   2020 Feb 16, 10:49am  

@marcus I appreciate you being here. Like it or not you are getting educated. Because of this forum you have finally learned how to spell beCAUSE. You are making progress. Soon you may see the inanity of the clown circus going on around you.

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