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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm 3,131,610 views 42,156 comments
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Heraclitusstudent
2020 Feb 25, 1:28pm
Heraclitusstudent
2020 Feb 25, 1:28pm
Yeah but as everyone knows all that matters is dicks sizes.
Trump bragged about it, but he refused to publish his official cock certificate, and he also refused to let people with "first hand" knowledge (Melania) testify under oath, raising questions about what he's really hiding.
Trump bragged about it, but he refused to publish his official cock certificate, and he also refused to let people with "first hand" knowledge (Melania) testify under oath, raising questions about what he's really hiding.
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CBOEtrader
2020 Feb 25, 1:39pm
CBOEtrader
2020 Feb 25, 1:39pm
Heraclitusstudent says
I'd bet clinton is hung.
Michelle too
Yeah but as everyone knows all that matters is dicks sizes.
Trump bragged about it, but he refused to publish his official cock certificate, and he also refused to let people with "first hand" knowledge (Melania) testify under oath, raising questions about what he's really hiding.
I'd bet clinton is hung.
Michelle too
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CBOEtrader
2020 Feb 25, 9:17pm
CBOEtrader
2020 Feb 25, 9:17pm
jazz_music says
your theory has been 100% debunked. get over it
Definitely too weak to block election interference or even impose the slightest sanctions on his fellow autocrat
your theory has been 100% debunked. get over it
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WookieMan
2020 Feb 25, 10:42pm
WookieMan
2020 Feb 25, 10:42pm
marcus says
If the Mueller report is so damming, why did the articles of impeachment have nothing to do with it?
Should have been a slam dunk based on the meme. And yes, I get it's a knock on the religious right, but fails with a thud in meme land as usual. Suggestion... get over Russia.
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If the Mueller report is so damming, why did the articles of impeachment have nothing to do with it?
Should have been a slam dunk based on the meme. And yes, I get it's a knock on the religious right, but fails with a thud in meme land as usual. Suggestion... get over Russia.
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Onvacation
2020 Feb 26, 5:36am
Onvacation
2020 Feb 26, 5:36am
jazz_music says
So, you think Trump is weak, stupid, AND colluded with Russia?
Definitely too weak to block election interference or even impose the slightest sanctions on his fellow autocrat
So, you think Trump is weak, stupid, AND colluded with Russia?
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CBOEtrader
2020 Feb 26, 5:44am
CBOEtrader
2020 Feb 26, 5:44am
Heraclitusstudent says
libertarians and some republicans perhaps. zero democrats are liberal
CBOEtrader saysNeither are Democrats
Some people are libs.
libertarians and some republicans perhaps. zero democrats are liberal
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Hircus
2020 Feb 26, 2:30pm
Hircus
2020 Feb 26, 2:30pm
jazz_music says
I found this other version.
It seems pretty reasonable, and demonstrates working mental functions, while your version smells of TDS and emotion-based knee jerk reactions.
the zombies are well trained
I found this other version.
It seems pretty reasonable, and demonstrates working mental functions, while your version smells of TDS and emotion-based knee jerk reactions.
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Patrick
2020 Feb 26, 7:33pm
Patrick
2020 Feb 26, 7:33pm
I can assure you this is perfectly true in San Francisco.
Simply having an opinion of your own can get you fired at most tech companies in SF. You're supposed to have and parrot whatever opinion the press and your corporate overlords tell you to have.
Google especially is exactly like this. See the case of James Damore.
Simply having an opinion of your own can get you fired at most tech companies in SF. You're supposed to have and parrot whatever opinion the press and your corporate overlords tell you to have.
Google especially is exactly like this. See the case of James Damore.
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FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut
2020 Feb 26, 8:32pm
FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut
2020 Feb 26, 8:32pm
Patrick says
lol very true!
I can assure you this is perfectly true in San Francisco.
Simply having an opinion of your own can get you fired at most tech companies in SF. You're supposed to have and parrot whatever opinion the press and your corporate overlords tell you to have.
Google especially is exactly like this. See the case of James Damore.
lol very true!
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Bd6r
2020 Feb 27, 1:59pm
Bd6r
2020 Feb 27, 1:59pm
jazz_music says
These days, however, corporatists usually masquerade as "progressive left". You are much more likely to be fired for misgendering someone than for telling that all whites are fucking racists and should be exterminated
True everywhere.
Don’t you know that the corporatists up and down the fuck weasel chain have overbearing opinions? ...and they influence everything about hiring and retention based on mirroring and cowing to their predictable brand of sociopathy?
These days, however, corporatists usually masquerade as "progressive left". You are much more likely to be fired for misgendering someone than for telling that all whites are fucking racists and should be exterminated
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CBOEtrader
2020 Feb 27, 2:00pm
CBOEtrader
2020 Feb 27, 2:00pm
rd6B says
Has anyone been fired for saying they hate white males? That's how you get into the c-suite in the first place
jazz_music saysTrue everywhere.
Don’t you know that the corporatists up and down the fuck weasel chain have overbearing opinions? ...and they influence everything about hiring and retention based on mirroring and cowing to their predictable brand of sociopathy?
These days, however, corporatists usually masquerade as "progressive left". You are much more likely to be fired for misgendering someone than for telling that all whites are fucking racists and should be exterminated
Has anyone been fired for saying they hate white males? That's how you get into the c-suite in the first place
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Bd6r
2020 Feb 27, 2:02pm
Bd6r
2020 Feb 27, 2:02pm
CBOEtrader says
just hedging my bets to make sure what I say is correct
Has anyone been fired for saying they hate white males? That's how you get into the c-suite in the first place
just hedging my bets to make sure what I say is correct
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CBOEtrader
2020 Feb 27, 2:14pm
CBOEtrader
2020 Feb 27, 2:14pm
rd6B says
Has anyone been fired for saying they hate white males? That's how you get into the c-suite in the first place
jazz_music saysTrue everywhere.
Don’t you know that the corporatists up and down the fuck weasel chain have overbearing opinions? ...and they influence everything about hiring and retention based on mirroring and cowing to their predictable brand of sociopathy?
These days, however, corporatists usually masquerade as "progressive left". You are much more likely to be fired for misgendering someone than for telling that all whites are fucking racists and should be exterminated
Has anyone been fired for saying they hate white males? That's how you get into the c-suite in the first place
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