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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,069,097 views  41,345 comments

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5228   Heraclitusstudent   2020 Feb 25, 1:28pm  

Yeah but as everyone knows all that matters is dicks sizes.
Trump bragged about it, but he refused to publish his official cock certificate, and he also refused to let people with "first hand" knowledge (Melania) testify under oath, raising questions about what he's really hiding.
5229   CBOEtrader   2020 Feb 25, 1:39pm  

Heraclitusstudent says
Yeah but as everyone knows all that matters is dicks sizes.
Trump bragged about it, but he refused to publish his official cock certificate, and he also refused to let people with "first hand" knowledge (Melania) testify under oath, raising questions about what he's really hiding.


I'd bet clinton is hung.

Michelle too
5230   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Feb 25, 8:23pm  

And the Debate winner was...

5231   CBOEtrader   2020 Feb 25, 9:17pm  

jazz_music says
Definitely too weak to block election interference or even impose the slightest sanctions on his fellow autocrat


your theory has been 100% debunked. get over it
5234   Heraclitusstudent   2020 Feb 25, 9:51pm  

Sanders is not a liberal.
5235   CBOEtrader   2020 Feb 25, 10:37pm  

Heraclitusstudent says
Sanders is not a liberal.


Neither are Democrats
5236   WookieMan   2020 Feb 25, 10:42pm  

marcus says
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If the Mueller report is so damming, why did the articles of impeachment have nothing to do with it?

Should have been a slam dunk based on the meme. And yes, I get it's a knock on the religious right, but fails with a thud in meme land as usual. Suggestion... get over Russia.
5237   Heraclitusstudent   2020 Feb 25, 10:57pm  

CBOEtrader says
Neither are Democrats

Some people are libs.
5239   Onvacation   2020 Feb 26, 5:36am  

jazz_music says
Definitely too weak to block election interference or even impose the slightest sanctions on his fellow autocrat

So, you think Trump is weak, stupid, AND colluded with Russia?
5240   Onvacation   2020 Feb 26, 5:38am  

marcus says
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Trump Derangement Syndrome!
5241   CBOEtrader   2020 Feb 26, 5:44am  

Heraclitusstudent says
CBOEtrader says
Neither are Democrats

Some people are libs.


libertarians and some republicans perhaps. zero democrats are liberal
5251   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Feb 26, 2:20pm  

The History of the US Left, 1960-2020
5253   Hircus   2020 Feb 26, 2:30pm  

jazz_music says
the zombies are well trained


I found this other version.


It seems pretty reasonable, and demonstrates working mental functions, while your version smells of TDS and emotion-based knee jerk reactions.
5257   Patrick   2020 Feb 26, 7:33pm  

I can assure you this is perfectly true in San Francisco.

Simply having an opinion of your own can get you fired at most tech companies in SF. You're supposed to have and parrot whatever opinion the press and your corporate overlords tell you to have.

Google especially is exactly like this. See the case of James Damore.

5258   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2020 Feb 26, 8:32pm  

Patrick says
I can assure you this is perfectly true in San Francisco.

Simply having an opinion of your own can get you fired at most tech companies in SF. You're supposed to have and parrot whatever opinion the press and your corporate overlords tell you to have.

Google especially is exactly like this. See the case of James Damore.



lol very true!
5262   Bd6r   2020 Feb 27, 1:59pm  

jazz_music says
True everywhere.

Don’t you know that the corporatists up and down the fuck weasel chain have overbearing opinions? ...and they influence everything about hiring and retention based on mirroring and cowing to their predictable brand of sociopathy?

These days, however, corporatists usually masquerade as "progressive left". You are much more likely to be fired for misgendering someone than for telling that all whites are fucking racists and should be exterminated
5263   CBOEtrader   2020 Feb 27, 2:00pm  

rd6B says
jazz_music says
True everywhere.

Don’t you know that the corporatists up and down the fuck weasel chain have overbearing opinions? ...and they influence everything about hiring and retention based on mirroring and cowing to their predictable brand of sociopathy?

These days, however, corporatists usually masquerade as "progressive left". You are much more likely to be fired for misgendering someone than for telling that all whites are fucking racists and should be exterminated


Has anyone been fired for saying they hate white males? That's how you get into the c-suite in the first place
5264   Bd6r   2020 Feb 27, 2:02pm  

CBOEtrader says


Has anyone been fired for saying they hate white males? That's how you get into the c-suite in the first place

just hedging my bets to make sure what I say is correct
5265   CBOEtrader   2020 Feb 27, 2:14pm  

rd6B says
jazz_music says
True everywhere.

Don’t you know that the corporatists up and down the fuck weasel chain have overbearing opinions? ...and they influence everything about hiring and retention based on mirroring and cowing to their predictable brand of sociopathy?

These days, however, corporatists usually masquerade as "progressive left". You are much more likely to be fired for misgendering someone than for telling that all whites are fucking racists and should be exterminated


Has anyone been fired for saying they hate white males? That's how you get into the c-suite in the first place

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