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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,151,955 views  42,310 comments

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5236   WookieMan   2020 Feb 25, 10:42pm  

marcus says
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If the Mueller report is so damming, why did the articles of impeachment have nothing to do with it?

Should have been a slam dunk based on the meme. And yes, I get it's a knock on the religious right, but fails with a thud in meme land as usual. Suggestion... get over Russia.
5237   Heraclitusstudent   2020 Feb 25, 10:57pm  

CBOEtrader says
Neither are Democrats

Some people are libs.
5239   Onvacation   2020 Feb 26, 5:36am  

jazz_music says
Definitely too weak to block election interference or even impose the slightest sanctions on his fellow autocrat

So, you think Trump is weak, stupid, AND colluded with Russia?
5240   Onvacation   2020 Feb 26, 5:38am  

marcus says
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Trump Derangement Syndrome!
5241   CBOEtrader   2020 Feb 26, 5:44am  

Heraclitusstudent says
CBOEtrader says
Neither are Democrats

Some people are libs.


libertarians and some republicans perhaps. zero democrats are liberal
5251   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Feb 26, 2:20pm  

The History of the US Left, 1960-2020
5253   Hircus   2020 Feb 26, 2:30pm  

jazz_music says
the zombies are well trained


I found this other version.


It seems pretty reasonable, and demonstrates working mental functions, while your version smells of TDS and emotion-based knee jerk reactions.
5257   Patrick   2020 Feb 26, 7:33pm  

I can assure you this is perfectly true in San Francisco.

Simply having an opinion of your own can get you fired at most tech companies in SF. You're supposed to have and parrot whatever opinion the press and your corporate overlords tell you to have.

Google especially is exactly like this. See the case of James Damore.

5258   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2020 Feb 26, 8:32pm  

Patrick says
I can assure you this is perfectly true in San Francisco.

Simply having an opinion of your own can get you fired at most tech companies in SF. You're supposed to have and parrot whatever opinion the press and your corporate overlords tell you to have.

Google especially is exactly like this. See the case of James Damore.



lol very true!
5262   Bd6r   2020 Feb 27, 1:59pm  

jazz_music says
True everywhere.

Don’t you know that the corporatists up and down the fuck weasel chain have overbearing opinions? ...and they influence everything about hiring and retention based on mirroring and cowing to their predictable brand of sociopathy?

These days, however, corporatists usually masquerade as "progressive left". You are much more likely to be fired for misgendering someone than for telling that all whites are fucking racists and should be exterminated
5263   CBOEtrader   2020 Feb 27, 2:00pm  

rd6B says
jazz_music says
True everywhere.

Don’t you know that the corporatists up and down the fuck weasel chain have overbearing opinions? ...and they influence everything about hiring and retention based on mirroring and cowing to their predictable brand of sociopathy?

These days, however, corporatists usually masquerade as "progressive left". You are much more likely to be fired for misgendering someone than for telling that all whites are fucking racists and should be exterminated


Has anyone been fired for saying they hate white males? That's how you get into the c-suite in the first place
5264   Bd6r   2020 Feb 27, 2:02pm  

CBOEtrader says


Has anyone been fired for saying they hate white males? That's how you get into the c-suite in the first place

just hedging my bets to make sure what I say is correct
5265   CBOEtrader   2020 Feb 27, 2:14pm  

rd6B says
jazz_music says
True everywhere.

Don’t you know that the corporatists up and down the fuck weasel chain have overbearing opinions? ...and they influence everything about hiring and retention based on mirroring and cowing to their predictable brand of sociopathy?

These days, however, corporatists usually masquerade as "progressive left". You are much more likely to be fired for misgendering someone than for telling that all whites are fucking racists and should be exterminated


Has anyone been fired for saying they hate white males? That's how you get into the c-suite in the first place
5266   Onvacation   2020 Feb 28, 5:59am  

jazz_music says
the fuck weasel chain

lol
5267   Patrick   2020 Feb 28, 8:10am  

rd6B says
These days, however, corporatists usually masquerade as "progressive left". You are much more likely to be fired for misgendering someone than for telling that all whites are fucking racists and should be exterminated


Absolutely! What Democrats are overlooking is how they are being used to drive globalization and corporate power.

It is not "racist" to build a wall to protect American workers from having to compete with illegals. (Though hard prison time for the employers of illegals would be far better policy.)

It is not "racist" to want to move manufacturing back to the US.

To call pro-worker policies "racist" is to be a useful idiot.

jazz_music says
Don’t you know that the corporatists up and down the fuck weasel chain have overbearing opinions? ...and they influence everything about hiring and retention based on mirroring and cowing to their predictable brand of sociopathy?


@jazz_music Thank you! I think the term "corporate fuck weasel chain" should become part of the standard lexicon for describing the people who want to fuck US workers by importing illegals, outsourcing manufacturing, and screaming "racist!" at anyone who objects.
5268   Bd6r   2020 Feb 28, 8:18am  

Patrick says
I think the term "corporate fuck weasel chain" should become part of the standard lexicon for describing the people who want to fuck US workers by importing illegals, outsourcing manufacturing, and screaming "racist!" at anyone who objects.

I'dd add a few other things -

bailing out incompetent banks and companies
corporate welfare, including welfare for Big Ag such as corn ethanol, and MIC
in general, system where poor can screw themselves but rich get bailed out to continue screwups and looting of tax base.

The society should have both pats for poor to rise and get rich, and also for rich to become poor if they make bad business decisions. Both of those are not really true any more.
5270   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Feb 28, 10:40am  

jazz_music says


FACT CHECK: "Pro Science" Leftists keep "misclassifying" Medical Conditions:

Syphilis is a sexually transmitted infection caused by the bacterium Treponema pallidum subspecies pallidum

Which is why you can treat the Syph with antibiotics.

5271   Tenpoundbass   2020 Feb 28, 8:30pm  

jazz_music says


Is he though?
Is he though.
Is he...
5273   ForcedTQ   2020 Feb 28, 10:42pm  

Flavius says


American ignorance. We have a Constitutional Republic, not a Democracy.
5274   Booger   2020 Feb 29, 5:35am  

Flavius says


You do realize that if you get an overabundance of immigrants, both can easily be true.
5275   ForcedTQ   2020 Feb 29, 6:59am  

Flavius says
ForcedTQ says
American ignorance. We have a Constitutional Republic, not a Democracy.


American ignorance - We had a Constitutional Republic, not a Democracy.

Anyone for what's up next ?


No, not “had.” Don’t be like the fucktards that say the constitution is old and outdated, they truly don’t understand it. The fact that the peeople need to toss out the garbage doesn’t mean we don’t have a Constitutional Republic anymore, it just means we actually have to get to work fixing the problems.

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