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5253   Hircus   2020 Feb 26, 2:30pm  

jazz_music says
the zombies are well trained


I found this other version.


It seems pretty reasonable, and demonstrates working mental functions, while your version smells of TDS and emotion-based knee jerk reactions.
5257   Patrick   2020 Feb 26, 7:33pm  

I can assure you this is perfectly true in San Francisco.

Simply having an opinion of your own can get you fired at most tech companies in SF. You're supposed to have and parrot whatever opinion the press and your corporate overlords tell you to have.

Google especially is exactly like this. See the case of James Damore.

5258   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2020 Feb 26, 8:32pm  

Patrick says
I can assure you this is perfectly true in San Francisco.

Simply having an opinion of your own can get you fired at most tech companies in SF. You're supposed to have and parrot whatever opinion the press and your corporate overlords tell you to have.

Google especially is exactly like this. See the case of James Damore.



lol very true!
5262   Bd6r   2020 Feb 27, 1:59pm  

jazz_music says
True everywhere.

Don’t you know that the corporatists up and down the fuck weasel chain have overbearing opinions? ...and they influence everything about hiring and retention based on mirroring and cowing to their predictable brand of sociopathy?

These days, however, corporatists usually masquerade as "progressive left". You are much more likely to be fired for misgendering someone than for telling that all whites are fucking racists and should be exterminated
5263   CBOEtrader   2020 Feb 27, 2:00pm  

rd6B says
jazz_music says
True everywhere.

Don’t you know that the corporatists up and down the fuck weasel chain have overbearing opinions? ...and they influence everything about hiring and retention based on mirroring and cowing to their predictable brand of sociopathy?

These days, however, corporatists usually masquerade as "progressive left". You are much more likely to be fired for misgendering someone than for telling that all whites are fucking racists and should be exterminated


Has anyone been fired for saying they hate white males? That's how you get into the c-suite in the first place
5264   Bd6r   2020 Feb 27, 2:02pm  

CBOEtrader says


Has anyone been fired for saying they hate white males? That's how you get into the c-suite in the first place

just hedging my bets to make sure what I say is correct
5265   CBOEtrader   2020 Feb 27, 2:14pm  

rd6B says
jazz_music says
True everywhere.

Don’t you know that the corporatists up and down the fuck weasel chain have overbearing opinions? ...and they influence everything about hiring and retention based on mirroring and cowing to their predictable brand of sociopathy?

These days, however, corporatists usually masquerade as "progressive left". You are much more likely to be fired for misgendering someone than for telling that all whites are fucking racists and should be exterminated


Has anyone been fired for saying they hate white males? That's how you get into the c-suite in the first place
5266   Onvacation   2020 Feb 28, 5:59am  

jazz_music says
the fuck weasel chain

lol
5267   Patrick   2020 Feb 28, 8:10am  

rd6B says
These days, however, corporatists usually masquerade as "progressive left". You are much more likely to be fired for misgendering someone than for telling that all whites are fucking racists and should be exterminated


Absolutely! What Democrats are overlooking is how they are being used to drive globalization and corporate power.

It is not "racist" to build a wall to protect American workers from having to compete with illegals. (Though hard prison time for the employers of illegals would be far better policy.)

It is not "racist" to want to move manufacturing back to the US.

To call pro-worker policies "racist" is to be a useful idiot.

jazz_music says
Don’t you know that the corporatists up and down the fuck weasel chain have overbearing opinions? ...and they influence everything about hiring and retention based on mirroring and cowing to their predictable brand of sociopathy?


@jazz_music Thank you! I think the term "corporate fuck weasel chain" should become part of the standard lexicon for describing the people who want to fuck US workers by importing illegals, outsourcing manufacturing, and screaming "racist!" at anyone who objects.
5268   Bd6r   2020 Feb 28, 8:18am  

Patrick says
I think the term "corporate fuck weasel chain" should become part of the standard lexicon for describing the people who want to fuck US workers by importing illegals, outsourcing manufacturing, and screaming "racist!" at anyone who objects.

I'dd add a few other things -

bailing out incompetent banks and companies
corporate welfare, including welfare for Big Ag such as corn ethanol, and MIC
in general, system where poor can screw themselves but rich get bailed out to continue screwups and looting of tax base.

The society should have both pats for poor to rise and get rich, and also for rich to become poor if they make bad business decisions. Both of those are not really true any more.
5270   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Feb 28, 10:40am  

jazz_music says


FACT CHECK: "Pro Science" Leftists keep "misclassifying" Medical Conditions:

Syphilis is a sexually transmitted infection caused by the bacterium Treponema pallidum subspecies pallidum

Which is why you can treat the Syph with antibiotics.

5271   Tenpoundbass   2020 Feb 28, 8:30pm  

jazz_music says


Is he though?
Is he though.
Is he...
5273   ForcedTQ   2020 Feb 28, 10:42pm  

Flavius says


American ignorance. We have a Constitutional Republic, not a Democracy.
5274   Booger   2020 Feb 29, 5:35am  

Flavius says


You do realize that if you get an overabundance of immigrants, both can easily be true.
5275   ForcedTQ   2020 Feb 29, 6:59am  

Flavius says
ForcedTQ says
American ignorance. We have a Constitutional Republic, not a Democracy.


American ignorance - We had a Constitutional Republic, not a Democracy.

Anyone for what's up next ?


No, not “had.” Don’t be like the fucktards that say the constitution is old and outdated, they truly don’t understand it. The fact that the peeople need to toss out the garbage doesn’t mean we don’t have a Constitutional Republic anymore, it just means we actually have to get to work fixing the problems.
5278   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Feb 29, 3:02pm  

Flavius says


The wife is on benefits, the husband works of the books. Not complicated.
5280   HeadSet   2020 Mar 1, 9:04pm  

Two thumbs up his ass. Both Bloomberg and and Biden were born in 1942 and winning the SC primary is hardly "two thumbs."
5281   HeadSet   2020 Mar 1, 9:16pm  

marcus says
:
So you're disputing the point of the meme, that Biden has two thumbs ? Really ?


The phrase "two thumbs" is short for "two thumbs up" meaning a judgement of approval. Saying a meme is based on a man has two thumbs on his two hands makes no sense. Is one of the other candidates is missing a thumb or something?
5282   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Mar 1, 10:36pm  

You mean it's a $4B gift certificate for jobs at Lockheed, Boeing, General Dynamics.

It's nothing compared to the $30B we spend Defending Wealthy, Similarly populated Europe every year, with Germany only paying half their recommended NATO contribution but lavishing billions of Euros on Refugees from Eritrea instead.

Lefists: Demanding we cut $4B in US Defense Subsidies for Israel, bad. But demanding wealthy Germany, Italy, etc. meet their NATO commitments = OrangeManBad Putin Ally

And a whopping 4% of the Israeli Budget. I hope it stops just because so many think that Israel will live or die based on 4% of the annual government (not GDP) budget.

But BDS is going Great! Check out the Israeli Stock Market and Tourism Revenue this past decade. Exploding like the Sampson Option.

Of course, they'll end up buying the Eurofighter Typhoon and saving tens of millions per aircraft to bridge the small gap, and Lockheed Martin in California and Boeing in Washington, Dem States, will have layoffs.
5283   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Mar 1, 10:42pm  

marcus says
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LAKE ERIE WILL BE DEAD! WATER SHORTAGES BY 1974! FAMINE IN AMERICA 1980s! MUST NATIONALIZE ALL AGRACULTURE AND INDUSTRY TODAY! TRUST THE SCIENTISTS! QUINTOUPLE THEIR BUDGETS!

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