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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,144,687 views  42,231 comments

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5493   Tenpoundbass   2020 Mar 26, 6:59pm  

Misc says

Both parties voted for a $500 billion bailout for the large corporations. Boeing wants $60 billion of that or $438000 per employee. The American worker gets a $1200 check. Politicians. May as well put the Republican tag where the Democrat tag is.



But it wasn't in it, the Senate had a Bipartisan deal already worked out, until Rand Paul claimed he had COVID, and four other's are self isolating, although an instant accurate test has been developed. Then after that Nancy went running back to Washington to put this shit in it.

So Yeah! It's the Liberals that did it. They held America hostage everyone saw what went down, and they all think it's despicable.
5495   Onvacation   2020 Mar 27, 9:04am  

marcus says
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Had we picked Hillary we could be in WW3 right now.

Who's your candidate for 2020. Are you going with Joe? It's amazing how his dementia has made us forget about his corruption.
5496   CBOEtrader   2020 Mar 27, 9:23am  

marcus says
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Fake news.

"I cant imagine anyone could be doing more." Dr Fausi
5497   Onvacation   2020 Mar 27, 11:36am  

marcus says
I know about you and literacy, but that's why I post pictures for you, and spell out the message so that any 9 year old should be able to totally get it.

Just Because!
5498   CBOEtrader   2020 Mar 27, 12:51pm  

marcus says
So you're saying that having the President publicly suggest possibly ending the lockdown soon was Fauci's idea ?


Trump very justifiably wants to open up the economy. Listen to any interview. Trump is very careful to suggest we should engage very carefully in groups, etc... suggesting Trump wants packed churches is a total lie. Marcus, you are fake news.
5500   richwicks   2020 Mar 27, 3:09pm  

marcus says
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Look, instead of lying about what the president says, show what he says. Like this:

www.youtube.com/embed/T5YgJx8VGRA

That's George W. Bush at the White-house Correspondent's dinner joking about the fact that he lied the nation into a war over a non existent weapons of mass destruction program, and the audience, are US journalists who also think it's quite humorous that the American public believed the bullshit stories they made about it. Isn't that very funny?

You don't have to make shit up about politicians, IF, they have actually done something wrong, like breaking the Nuremberg principles for which this nation put German and Japanese to death after WWII.
5501   Shaman   2020 Mar 27, 3:13pm  

Lemme boil down Marcus entire opinion expressed over hundreds of posts in this thread:
ORANGEMANBAD!
5507   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Mar 28, 7:49pm  

Tenpoundbass says


Look at that token negro on the right. In a group of multimillionaires who are blocking aid to people who make 20k a year.
5508   mell   2020 Mar 28, 9:31pm  

marcus says
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USA USA !




You have to look at cases per 1MM capita. The US is still far far from Italy.
5510   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Mar 28, 10:25pm  

ThreeBays says
State of New York is already ahead of Italy.


And Texas?

I notice you picked the absolute worst US State, and the one that leads all others in testing. Wonder what gave you that idea:

https://www.vox.com/2020/3/26/21193848/coronavirus-us-cases-deaths-tests-by-state

You do realize this isn't the Zombie Apocalypse you've been hoping to blame Trump for.
5511   Onvacation   2020 Mar 29, 8:38am  

marcus says
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What ever happened to the Biden corruption and Epstein murder cases?
5512   socal2   2020 Mar 29, 9:41am  

mell says
You have to look at cases per 1MM capita. The US is still far far from Italy.


Even with new York, the US is doing better on death per capita than virtually every advanced Western European country right now........let alone Spain or Italy.


https://ourworldindata.org/coronavirus
5513   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Mar 29, 9:44am  

mell says
marcus says
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USA USA !




You have to look at cases per 1MM capita. The US is still far far from Italy.


Mell they won’t look at it, because left is mathematically challenged and prefer to hate on America. They grew up crying victim, that won’t change.
5514   Tenpoundbass   2020 Mar 29, 9:54am  

Obama funded ISIS and assured them they would conquer all of Europe, Africa and Asia.
Trump gave them nothing but the Mother of All Bombs, and air strikes. He bombed their shit asses back to the stone age.
It's time for Europe to wake up and throw them all out of Europe and dispose of the ones that Merkle made too comfortable.

5516   HeadSet   2020 Mar 29, 11:15am  

Fortwaynemobile says
Tenpoundbass says


Look at that token negro on the right. In a group of multimillionaires who are blocking aid to people who make 20k a year.


Yes, and those mutimillionaires got that way in public office, and that "token Negro" is too rich and elite to live in her own district.
5517   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Mar 29, 12:01pm  

marcus says
I believe this is slowing down soon, and you're right it's not the Zombie Apocalypse, but it is pretty bad.


Again, you missed the point. Instead of comparing Italy to the US, he misleadingly compared Italy to NYS. Rather than Texas or some other big state that is nowhere as bad.
5520   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Mar 29, 1:56pm  

marcus says
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Just shows ignorance by people who don’t know what socialism is. America hating commies are so ignorant, it’s funny.
5523   Tenpoundbass   2020 Mar 29, 3:11pm  

Here's why Governor Combover quit running his mouth on MSNBC

5524   Tenpoundbass   2020 Mar 29, 3:12pm  

And we all remember this guy saying not to hoard.

5525   richwicks   2020 Mar 29, 4:23pm  

Onvacation says
marcus says
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What ever happened to the Biden corruption and Epstein murder cases?


Oh come on. The CIA is the biggest drug pusher in the United States, Hillary Clinton placed classified material on a personal server that was known to have been broken into, George W. Bush lied the nation into a war over a non existent weapons of mass destruction program, the "news" media spent 3 years lying about "Russian collusion", Robert Mueller, James Comey, and John Brennan attempted to overthrow the 2016 presidential election.

What makes you think we have a functioning justice system?

Epstein is probably in the Caymen islands having martini's with Ken Lay, and 1/2 of Washington had their fingers in the Ukraine cookie jar after the US enacted a COUP there to overthrow the Ukrainian government.

There is no justice system, and hasn't been for decades.
5528   richwicks   2020 Mar 29, 8:09pm  

Tenpoundbass says


Oh BS. If Israel was at all interested in a two state solution, Israel would have declared their borders 40 years ago, and whatever was left over would have been "Palestine".

Israel intends to take over the entire West Bank, and probably Gaza as well. They will either exterminate the people living there or expel them.

It's always very convenient that "Palestinians" send over rockets at opportune times, to justify Israel's incursions into what remains of Palestinian territory. Considering the history of false flags, I would expect people to be more suspicious. The only thing that lobbing some rocket into Israel from Palestinian territory is justification of Israel to build a new settlement, I have to wonder why Palestinians bother. I can see how it advantages Israel though.

Speaking of which, when is the last time that the West Bank attacked Israel? Doesn't matter because any act of resistance justifies a new or an expanded settlement in the West Bank.

Israel will in time destroy what remains of the Palestinians. That is the end goal, and the United States entirely supports this effort. It will happen. It's inevitable.
5529   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Mar 30, 6:54am  

richwicks says


Oh BS. If Israel was at all interested in a two state solution, Israel would have declared their borders 40 years ago, and whatever was left over would have been "Palestine".

Israel intends to take over the entire West Bank, and probably Gaza as well. They will either exterminate the people living there or expel them.


In the original 1964 Charter, the PLO (now Palestinian Authority) explicitly disclaimed what was the Jordanian annexed West Bank and Egyptian occupied Gaza, recognizing those countries annexation/occupation of that areas. Jordan only formally renounced their control over the West Bank in 1984, almost 20 years after Israel took Samaria/Judea back from Arab Colonialist Imperialists who got 70% of the Palestinian Mandate (ie Jordan) back in the 20s from the British, who never handed over one acre to Jews.

The Palestinians have rejected any and every actual land deal ever offered. Even the one that ended up with the League of Nations Mandate for the Jews only getting the Jews 14% of the entire Mandate originally slated for the jews, they rejected that and attacked with half a dozen armies, too. Since Oslo they have never made a counter-offer much less an offer of their own.

More Jews were expelled from the Middle East than Palestinians not allowed to return to their rented sharecropper-of-a-Turkish-landlord unowned hovels after 1948, when I remind you that 5 Arab States and several Terrorist Groups invaded Israel before it was even created.

The real Nakba is the 850,000 Jews expelled 1947-1963 from Arab Countries, not the 500,000 Paleban terrorists who took up arms against Israel not being allowed to return to their sharecropper digs after attacking and then fleeing behind Arab lines.

It's time to simply ethnically cleanse them the same way millions of Germans were expelled from Belgium, France, Bohemia, NW'ern Poland, etc. after WW2 by BOTH the Aliies and Soviets. It's the only permanent solution.

There will never be a right of return (to terror). Never. Ever. EVER.

We saw Lebanon and South Africa. After all the peaceniks, and statesmen, and hippies and international lawyers said everything would be great. Nope! Not buying that bullshit a 3rd time.

NEVER.
5530   CBOEtrader   2020 Mar 30, 10:01am  

marcus says
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I like this one.
5531   Bd6r   2020 Mar 30, 10:33am  

NoCoupForYou says
The Palestinians have rejected any and every actual land deal ever offered. Even the one that ended up with the League of Nations Mandate for the Jews only getting the Jews 14% of the entire Mandate originally slated for the jews, they rejected that and attacked with half a dozen armies, too. Since Oslo they have never made a counter-offer much less an offer of their own.

The counter offer has been DEATH TO JEWS offered by the highly peaceful Middle eastern leaders for the last 70 years non-stop.
But your arguments will fall on deaf ears as Russian State in general, and Putler the Great in particular, supports Paleban terrorists and their allies.
5532   richwicks   2020 Mar 30, 10:36am  

NoCoupForYou says
The Palestinians have rejected any and every actual land deal ever offered.


FFS - show me one of the deals. I want to see precisely what was offered. An official document. Let's see ONE example of what was offered. Surely you can find one, since so many deals were offered. Show me one.

I'm so fucking tired of propaganda and the morons that repeat it.

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