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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,739,449 views  38,684 comments

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5653   WookieMan   2020 Apr 14, 12:52pm  

marcus says
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Got one. It's been a while.
5654   HeadSet   2020 Apr 14, 1:23pm  

WookieMan says
marcus says
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Got one. It's been a while.


Yes, but the Dems are the party of parasites.....
5658   GreaterNYCDude   2020 Apr 14, 6:22pm  

marcus says
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Clearly Dick is not a Patnet fan.
5659   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Apr 14, 7:37pm  

LOL, that meme is more accurately describing Blue Check Twitter. It's not conservatives rioting at Universities, demanding they deplatform leftist speakers.
5660   socal2   2020 Apr 14, 7:41pm  

NoCoupForYou says
LOL, that meme is more accurately describing Blue Check Twitter. It's not conservatives rioting at Universities, demanding they deplatform leftist speakers.


No kidding.

Imagine being so in the bubble to really think Conservatives are the ones going around trying to get people banned for internet opinions.
5661   WookieMan   2020 Apr 14, 7:42pm  

HeadSet says
Yes, but the Dems are the party of parasites.....

I was more or less saying it was funny. Memes are supposed to do that at minimum even if they're not true. That's why the left fails at them. Marcus did okay with this one in my opinion even if I don't agree with the content. I laughed in all honesty.
5662   ignoreme   2020 Apr 14, 7:54pm  

marcus says
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Funny how the only people I know of that threw a hissy fit and quit patnet because they didn’t like talking to people of opposite beliefs were all liberals.
5664   PeopleUnited   2020 Apr 16, 2:01am  

NoCoupForYou says


Bend the curve of exponential growth in stupidity. We are in the mitigation stage, after the thirty day mainstream media lockdown we can go to contact tracing and quarantine any of those rats who show their face. They along with the charlatan Fauci are responsible for the millions of unemployed in the past few weeks alone. They should join the ranks of the unemployed that they created.
5666   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Apr 16, 9:00am  

ignoreme says
Funny how the only people I know of that threw a hissy fit and quit patnet because they didn’t like talking to people of opposite beliefs were all liberals.


And were the Sadz because Pat said "Debate points only, no more personal insults", to which they complained their Free Speech was in jeopardy.
5668   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Apr 16, 1:12pm  

marcus says
There are a lot of Dicks on Patnet.


Talking from experience I see.
5676   RC2006   2020 Apr 17, 5:54pm  

Tenpoundbass says


Straight out of Mr Robot, could he be the inspiration for the character White Rose..
5681   Patrick   2020 Apr 17, 9:06pm  


BEIJING—In a candid speech Tuesday, President Xi Jinping stated he was "pretty impressed" by Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer's handling of the coronavirus outbreak, specifically praising her totalitarian policies.

China's dictator said he was actually a little jealous he hadn't thought of some of her ideas himself.

"She has some pretty great ideas -- stopping people from gathering together even with their families, ordering people not to buy seeds -- they can't even plant their own food now! We hadn't even thought of some of these innovative approaches," the Communist president said. "We're always looking for more ways to oppress people, and we were really inspired by Whitmer's approach."

"Not bad, Gretchen."

Other dictators across the world also chimed in with words of support and affirmation for Whitmer's policies, from North Korean ruler Kim Jong Un to Supreme Leader of Iran Ali Khamenei.

The Chinese government quickly offered Governor Whitmer a consulting position with the Communist Party of China, which she readily accepted.


https://babylonbee.com/news/china-impressed-by-michigan-governors-totalitarian-policies
5682   Patrick   2020 Apr 17, 9:07pm  

https://babylonbee.com/news/kentucky-orders-all-churchgoers-to-wear-yellow-cross


FRANKFORT, KY—Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear has ordered all Christian churchgoers to wear a yellow cross to warn others they attended a religious gathering against the unilateral decree of the state.

Law enforcement officials took down license plate numbers of churchgoers so their family could be given a set of the yellow cross patches to sew on their clothing.

"We must identify those undesirables who would dare attend church services in defiance of the state," the governor said. "Therefore, anyone who goes to church will be sent this fashionable yellow cross. They must wear it at all times so others will know to stay away from them, ostracize them from society, and report their suspicious activity to the police."

The state ordered all medical mask production facilities to begin shifting production to the yellow crosses instead in order to meet demand. "This is priority one," said Beshear.

Should the religious gatherings continue, the governor says anyone with a yellow patch will be subject to isolation in government-run "Quarantine Camps.
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5683   Onvacation   2020 Apr 17, 9:34pm  

marcus says
Well they broke the law. We all know of cases of getting a ticket or worse for a crime we dissagree with. What if someone is ever so slightly over the .1 or whatever with alchohol. while driving. In some places you pay serious consequences for that.

You do realize your equating exercising your 1st amendment rights with the crime of driving under the influence? Don'tcha?
5689   HeadSet   2020 Apr 19, 7:50pm  

marcus says
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Gotta admit, that one is funny.
5691   socal2   2020 Apr 20, 9:47am  

marcus says
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Looks shopped.

Pretty sure it said I will "BEAT YOUR ASS".

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