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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,123,086 views  42,089 comments

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5890   Tenpoundbass   2020 May 7, 7:29pm  

marcus says

I can imagine it now. The original lawyers said, "Yeah we know you didn't lie to congress about those meetings, but we think the best course of action is for you to plead guilty to lying, otherwise they might find you guilty of some even worse crime that you didn't commit, that we can't defend you for."


Have you been reading the released transcripts, his lawyer suppressed evidence that would exonerate him, and told him it was his only option, or they were going after his family next.
5891   Onvacation   2020 May 7, 7:49pm  

marcus says
I can imagine it now.

marcus says
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Are you kidding? The man is a workaholic. He gets up at 3am to start a tweet storm to stun and confuse his enemies; covfefe? He then spends the rest of the morning making america great again. He might go for a little golf in the early afternoon. He then spends the evening battling fake news and bringing back justice, freedom, and the American way. He then sleeps for a couple hours sometimes with

and then gets up to do it again.
5892   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 May 7, 9:31pm  

Peter Strzok's Notes :"Find a way to get Flynn to Lie."

Meets Flynn. Says to him:

"Give us information about X for our counter intelligence files; you're not under investigation. This is just for our knowledge."

Flynn: Gives inaccurate information.

Strzok: "Aha! Lying to the FBI!!! Man, you are in big trouble. Consider we'll go after your son, too. Lisa Page, I love you, let us speak Farsi words of adulterous love to each other "

Flynn: Crappy Lawyer advises him to plead guilty.

Later...

Hardass Defense Lawyer demands FBI Produce interview transcript.

FBI explains they don't make transcripts as standard procedure (they do this precisely to frame people, so it's a dun da-dun dun G-Mans word against Joe Blow)

However, Strzok's texts and notes and other data emerges showing there was no basis for an investigation in the first place - this was NOT AVAILABLE when Flynn plead guilty.

Judge endlessly delays sentencing, not wanting to let Flynn off but also not wanting to look bad.

DOJ drops case.
5893   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 May 7, 9:33pm  

Next: The who will flip first game as the players begin thinking about rushing to the DOJ to drop bombs and save their ass by turning State's Evidence.

By the way: The Yates testimony is dynamite. She's trying to protect Obama yet cover her own ass at the same time.
5894   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 May 8, 5:45am  

The NYT Celebrates when some Jamal with a rap sheet a mile long gets his latest armed robbery case thrown out, despite CCTV and 3 witnesses, because the Prosecutors forget to put the cover on the TPS Report.

The NYT Shreiks in rage when some Flynn with an impeccable record gets off when new evidence comes out showing he was the target of entrapment since before he was interviewed, and there was no reason TO interview him in the first place.
5895   georgeliberte   2020 May 8, 6:14am  

"FBI explains they don't make transcripts as standard procedure " is the only smoking gun in this whole debacle. Having survived a Title IX inquisition where I was not permitted to record the interview, I am deeply suspicious of such things because the only conceivable reason to deny a record of such a thing is that they want to alter things now or later.
5896   Onvacation   2020 May 8, 8:04am  



Maybe time for a good virus.
5898   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 May 8, 8:41am  

marcus says
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Finally you said something honestly.
5904   HeadSet   2020 May 8, 11:23am  

Wow. For anyone analyze what Flynn was put through, then excuse all of that because it agrees with your politics, is outrageously heartless. I guess that checks, with Dems putting out a move glorifying an assassination of Bush, and a Dem comedian holding a simulated Trump severed head.
5905   socal2   2020 May 8, 11:27am  

HeadSet says
Wow. For anyone analyze what Flynn was put through, then excuse all of that because it agrees with your politics, is outrageously heartless.


Yep - they are either too lazy to take the time to read up on the latest shocking developments, or they are simply being hacks.

"But.... but..... but..... he agreed to a plea deal!!!"
5906   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 May 8, 11:31am  

Meanwhile:

San Francisco District Attorney Chesa Boudin believes his father, convicted murderer and former Weather Underground member David Gilbert, should be released from prison due to the coronavirus pandemic.

Gilbert and Boudin’s mother, Kathy Boudin, were convicted of murder in 1983 for serving as getaway drivers during a bank robbery that left three people dead at the hands of their co-conspirators.


Both of Boudin’s parents were members of the Weather Underground, a far-left domestic terrorist group responsible for a series of bombings and other violent crimes at the end of the 1960s and into the 1970s. With his parents in jail, Boudin was raised by their Weather Underground colleagues.

Boudin said his decision to clear out San Francisco’s jails during the coronavirus pandemic was motivated by his father’s circumstances.

https://dailycaller.com/2020/05/08/chesa-boudin-father-david-gilbert-weather-underground-jail-coronavirus/
5909   CBOEtrader   2020 May 8, 11:39am  

marcus says
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Proof that Marcus cares about team politics over facts and principles
5912   CBOEtrader   2020 May 9, 1:29am  

marcus says
CBOEtrader says

Proof that Marcus cares about team politics over facts and principles


Not any more than your blind assumption


Sounds like you know you are lying to yourself.

Lets start w simple principles. Is it ok to fabricate a case for political purposes if it fits your teams agenda?
5916   Onvacation   2020 May 9, 9:25am  

Pro-life republican leaders and Trump in the dressing room.

Couple good ones there @marcus.

They were funny because they juxtaposed truth with reality.
5917   Bd6r   2020 May 9, 1:52pm  

5921   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2020 May 10, 4:14pm  

Onvacation says


Funny how that works, isn't it. What people valued, god damn left is stupid fucks.
5922   HeadSet   2020 May 10, 8:06pm  

Strawman..........
5927   Patrick   2020 May 10, 11:17pm  

marcus says
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This is quite interesting.

So you point out that shipping jobs to China is what got Trump elected.

A bit of reality is getting through.
5928   CBOEtrader   2020 May 11, 5:12am  

marcus says
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White guys killing a black guy is exceedingly rare, as compared to vice versa. There is no evidence of racial motivation in this case.

Should i assume the provable case evidence is just white trolls making shit up?

You really dont care about truth do you. Its all surface level msnbc spin in your world.

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