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CBOEtrader
2020 May 9, 1:29am
CBOEtrader
2020 May 9, 1:29am
marcus says
Sounds like you know you are lying to yourself.
Lets start w simple principles. Is it ok to fabricate a case for political purposes if it fits your teams agenda?
CBOEtrader says
Proof that Marcus cares about team politics over facts and principles
Not any more than your blind assumption
Sounds like you know you are lying to yourself.
Lets start w simple principles. Is it ok to fabricate a case for political purposes if it fits your teams agenda?
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Onvacation
2020 May 9, 9:25am
Onvacation
2020 May 9, 9:25am
Pro-life republican leaders and Trump in the dressing room.
Couple good ones there @marcus.
They were funny because they juxtaposed truth with reality.
Couple good ones there @marcus.
They were funny because they juxtaposed truth with reality.
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Patrick
2020 May 10, 11:17pm
Patrick
2020 May 10, 11:17pm
marcus says
This is quite interesting.
So you point out that shipping jobs to China is what got Trump elected.
A bit of reality is getting through.
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This is quite interesting.
So you point out that shipping jobs to China is what got Trump elected.
A bit of reality is getting through.
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CBOEtrader
2020 May 11, 5:12am
CBOEtrader
2020 May 11, 5:12am
marcus says
White guys killing a black guy is exceedingly rare, as compared to vice versa. There is no evidence of racial motivation in this case.
Should i assume the provable case evidence is just white trolls making shit up?
You really dont care about truth do you. Its all surface level msnbc spin in your world.
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White guys killing a black guy is exceedingly rare, as compared to vice versa. There is no evidence of racial motivation in this case.
Should i assume the provable case evidence is just white trolls making shit up?
You really dont care about truth do you. Its all surface level msnbc spin in your world.
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CBOEtrader
2020 May 11, 5:16am
CBOEtrader
2020 May 11, 5:16am
Patrick says
Also interesting that hed bring up obamacare, whoch fleeces the working man and pays obama's friends in big insurance companies, yet is available in every state (no governor has "blocked" it).
Marcus's memes are factless lies. One after another. Its sad to watch someone this propagandized think hes making actual points.
This is quite interesting.
Also interesting that hed bring up obamacare, whoch fleeces the working man and pays obama's friends in big insurance companies, yet is available in every state (no governor has "blocked" it).
Marcus's memes are factless lies. One after another. Its sad to watch someone this propagandized think hes making actual points.
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zzyzzx
2020 May 11, 6:19am
zzyzzx
2020 May 11, 6:19am
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when henotices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.'
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.'
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.
He says to the frog, 'Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, 'Ribbit Lucky frog.'
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. 'What do you think frog?' The man asks.
'Ribbit 3 wood.'
The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one..
The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,
'OK where to next?'
The frog replies, 'Ribbit Las Vegas ..
' They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, 'OK frog, now What?'
The frog says, 'Ribbit Roulette.'
Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, 'What do you think I should bet?'
The frog replies, 'Ribbit $3000, black 6.'
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.
Boom!
Tons of cash come sliding back across the table The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the Hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, 'Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful.'
The frog replies, 'Ribbit KissMe.'
He figures why not, Since after all the frog did for Him, He deserves it.
With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. 'And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God Or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton.'
He is on the second hole when henotices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.'
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.'
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.
He says to the frog, 'Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, 'Ribbit Lucky frog.'
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. 'What do you think frog?' The man asks.
'Ribbit 3 wood.'
The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one..
The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,
'OK where to next?'
The frog replies, 'Ribbit Las Vegas ..
' They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, 'OK frog, now What?'
The frog says, 'Ribbit Roulette.'
Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, 'What do you think I should bet?'
The frog replies, 'Ribbit $3000, black 6.'
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.
Boom!
Tons of cash come sliding back across the table The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the Hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, 'Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful.'
The frog replies, 'Ribbit KissMe.'
He figures why not, Since after all the frog did for Him, He deserves it.
With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. 'And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God Or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton.'
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Onvacation
2020 May 12, 7:30am
Onvacation
2020 May 12, 7:30am
marcus says
I know, right? It's hard to believe some people believe Trump colluded with the Russians despite all of the evidence to the contrary. And then the "Ukrainian prid quo pro". How stupid are people who believe in this BS?
Pump out a steady enough stream of bullshit, lies, scandals, and distractions and the people won't even focus on any single one. It helps though also if you've got enough "good people" that will have your back no matter how much of a fool you make of yourself.
I know, right? It's hard to believe some people believe Trump colluded with the Russians despite all of the evidence to the contrary. And then the "Ukrainian prid quo pro". How stupid are people who believe in this BS?
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elliemae
2020 May 12, 7:39am
elliemae
2020 May 12, 7:39am
Onvacation says
Two of my friends have died - healthcare workers.
Fortunately, people keep making more.
I'm out a memes.
Fortunately people keep making more.
Two of my friends have died - healthcare workers.
Fortunately, people keep making more.
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Onvacation
2020 May 12, 8:08am
Onvacation
2020 May 12, 8:08am
elliemae says
Sorry about that. What did they die from?
Two of my friends have died - healthcare workers
Sorry about that. What did they die from?
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