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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,070,732 views  41,361 comments

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5927   Patrick   2020 May 10, 11:17pm  

marcus says
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This is quite interesting.

So you point out that shipping jobs to China is what got Trump elected.

A bit of reality is getting through.
5928   CBOEtrader   2020 May 11, 5:12am  

marcus says
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White guys killing a black guy is exceedingly rare, as compared to vice versa. There is no evidence of racial motivation in this case.

Should i assume the provable case evidence is just white trolls making shit up?

You really dont care about truth do you. Its all surface level msnbc spin in your world.
5929   CBOEtrader   2020 May 11, 5:16am  

Patrick says
This is quite interesting.


Also interesting that hed bring up obamacare, whoch fleeces the working man and pays obama's friends in big insurance companies, yet is available in every state (no governor has "blocked" it).

Marcus's memes are factless lies. One after another. Its sad to watch someone this propagandized think hes making actual points.
5930   RAPE   2020 May 11, 5:27am  

5931   zzyzzx   2020 May 11, 6:19am  

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.

He is on the second hole when henotices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.'

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.

Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.'

He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom!

He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.

He says to the frog, 'Wow that's amazing.

You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, 'Ribbit Lucky frog.'

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. 'What do you think frog?' The man asks.

'Ribbit 3 wood.'

The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one..

The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.

By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,
'OK where to next?'

The frog replies, 'Ribbit Las Vegas ..

' They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, 'OK frog, now What?'

The frog says, 'Ribbit Roulette.'

Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, 'What do you think I should bet?'

The frog replies, 'Ribbit $3000, black 6.'

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.

Boom!

Tons of cash come sliding back across the table The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the Hotel.

He sits the frog down and says, 'Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful.'

The frog replies, 'Ribbit KissMe.'

He figures why not, Since after all the frog did for Him, He deserves it.

With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. 'And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God Or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton.'
5935   Onvacation   2020 May 12, 7:30am  

marcus says
Pump out a steady enough stream of bullshit, lies, scandals, and distractions and the people won't even focus on any single one. It helps though also if you've got enough "good people" that will have your back no matter how much of a fool you make of yourself.

I know, right? It's hard to believe some people believe Trump colluded with the Russians despite all of the evidence to the contrary. And then the "Ukrainian prid quo pro". How stupid are people who believe in this BS?
5940   Onvacation   2020 May 12, 7:34am  

I'm out a memes.

Fortunately people keep making more.
5941   elliemae   2020 May 12, 7:39am  

Onvacation says
I'm out a memes.

Fortunately people keep making more.


Two of my friends have died - healthcare workers.

Fortunately, people keep making more.
5942   Onvacation   2020 May 12, 8:08am  

elliemae says
Two of my friends have died - healthcare workers

Sorry about that. What did they die from?
5944   Bd6r   2020 May 12, 9:40am  

5952   Onvacation   2020 May 12, 2:39pm  

jazz_music says
Take a fucking vacation already!

OR
we could go back to work.
5953   Tenpoundbass   2020 May 12, 3:01pm  

I wish Obama would quit doing Gay Shit!

5956   WookieMan   2020 May 12, 6:08pm  

Just realized this thread has a higher percentage of comments on the overall site versus Covid deaths to population..... Something to think about.
5959   Tenpoundbass   2020 May 13, 3:15pm  

Millie Nelson being coached on what to say about the climate.

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