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zzyzzx
2020 May 11, 6:19am
zzyzzx
2020 May 11, 6:19am
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when henotices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.'
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.'
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.
He says to the frog, 'Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, 'Ribbit Lucky frog.'
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. 'What do you think frog?' The man asks.
'Ribbit 3 wood.'
The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one..
The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,
'OK where to next?'
The frog replies, 'Ribbit Las Vegas ..
' They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, 'OK frog, now What?'
The frog says, 'Ribbit Roulette.'
Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, 'What do you think I should bet?'
The frog replies, 'Ribbit $3000, black 6.'
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.
Boom!
Tons of cash come sliding back across the table The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the Hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, 'Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful.'
The frog replies, 'Ribbit KissMe.'
He figures why not, Since after all the frog did for Him, He deserves it.
With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. 'And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God Or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton.'
He is on the second hole when henotices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.'
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.'
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.
He says to the frog, 'Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, 'Ribbit Lucky frog.'
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. 'What do you think frog?' The man asks.
'Ribbit 3 wood.'
The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one..
The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,
'OK where to next?'
The frog replies, 'Ribbit Las Vegas ..
' They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, 'OK frog, now What?'
The frog says, 'Ribbit Roulette.'
Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, 'What do you think I should bet?'
The frog replies, 'Ribbit $3000, black 6.'
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.
Boom!
Tons of cash come sliding back across the table The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the Hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, 'Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful.'
The frog replies, 'Ribbit KissMe.'
He figures why not, Since after all the frog did for Him, He deserves it.
With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. 'And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God Or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton.'
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Onvacation
2020 May 12, 7:30am
Onvacation
2020 May 12, 7:30am
marcus says
I know, right? It's hard to believe some people believe Trump colluded with the Russians despite all of the evidence to the contrary. And then the "Ukrainian prid quo pro". How stupid are people who believe in this BS?
Pump out a steady enough stream of bullshit, lies, scandals, and distractions and the people won't even focus on any single one. It helps though also if you've got enough "good people" that will have your back no matter how much of a fool you make of yourself.
I know, right? It's hard to believe some people believe Trump colluded with the Russians despite all of the evidence to the contrary. And then the "Ukrainian prid quo pro". How stupid are people who believe in this BS?
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elliemae
2020 May 12, 7:39am
elliemae
2020 May 12, 7:39am
Onvacation says
Two of my friends have died - healthcare workers.
Fortunately, people keep making more.
I'm out a memes.
Fortunately people keep making more.
Two of my friends have died - healthcare workers.
Fortunately, people keep making more.
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Onvacation
2020 May 12, 8:08am
Onvacation
2020 May 12, 8:08am
elliemae says
Sorry about that. What did they die from?
Two of my friends have died - healthcare workers
Sorry about that. What did they die from?
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WookieMan
2020 May 12, 6:08pm
WookieMan
2020 May 12, 6:08pm
Just realized this thread has a higher percentage of comments on the overall site versus Covid deaths to population..... Something to think about.
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