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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,070,386 views  41,357 comments

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5893   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 May 7, 9:33pm  

Next: The who will flip first game as the players begin thinking about rushing to the DOJ to drop bombs and save their ass by turning State's Evidence.

By the way: The Yates testimony is dynamite. She's trying to protect Obama yet cover her own ass at the same time.
5894   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 May 8, 5:45am  

The NYT Celebrates when some Jamal with a rap sheet a mile long gets his latest armed robbery case thrown out, despite CCTV and 3 witnesses, because the Prosecutors forget to put the cover on the TPS Report.

The NYT Shreiks in rage when some Flynn with an impeccable record gets off when new evidence comes out showing he was the target of entrapment since before he was interviewed, and there was no reason TO interview him in the first place.
5895   georgeliberte   2020 May 8, 6:14am  

"FBI explains they don't make transcripts as standard procedure " is the only smoking gun in this whole debacle. Having survived a Title IX inquisition where I was not permitted to record the interview, I am deeply suspicious of such things because the only conceivable reason to deny a record of such a thing is that they want to alter things now or later.
5896   Onvacation   2020 May 8, 8:04am  



Maybe time for a good virus.
5898   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 May 8, 8:41am  

marcus says
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Finally you said something honestly.
5904   HeadSet   2020 May 8, 11:23am  

Wow. For anyone analyze what Flynn was put through, then excuse all of that because it agrees with your politics, is outrageously heartless. I guess that checks, with Dems putting out a move glorifying an assassination of Bush, and a Dem comedian holding a simulated Trump severed head.
5905   socal2   2020 May 8, 11:27am  

HeadSet says
Wow. For anyone analyze what Flynn was put through, then excuse all of that because it agrees with your politics, is outrageously heartless.


Yep - they are either too lazy to take the time to read up on the latest shocking developments, or they are simply being hacks.

"But.... but..... but..... he agreed to a plea deal!!!"
5906   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 May 8, 11:31am  

Meanwhile:

San Francisco District Attorney Chesa Boudin believes his father, convicted murderer and former Weather Underground member David Gilbert, should be released from prison due to the coronavirus pandemic.

Gilbert and Boudin’s mother, Kathy Boudin, were convicted of murder in 1983 for serving as getaway drivers during a bank robbery that left three people dead at the hands of their co-conspirators.


Both of Boudin’s parents were members of the Weather Underground, a far-left domestic terrorist group responsible for a series of bombings and other violent crimes at the end of the 1960s and into the 1970s. With his parents in jail, Boudin was raised by their Weather Underground colleagues.

Boudin said his decision to clear out San Francisco’s jails during the coronavirus pandemic was motivated by his father’s circumstances.

https://dailycaller.com/2020/05/08/chesa-boudin-father-david-gilbert-weather-underground-jail-coronavirus/
5909   CBOEtrader   2020 May 8, 11:39am  

marcus says
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Proof that Marcus cares about team politics over facts and principles
5912   CBOEtrader   2020 May 9, 1:29am  

marcus says
CBOEtrader says

Proof that Marcus cares about team politics over facts and principles


Not any more than your blind assumption


Sounds like you know you are lying to yourself.

Lets start w simple principles. Is it ok to fabricate a case for political purposes if it fits your teams agenda?
5916   Onvacation   2020 May 9, 9:25am  

Pro-life republican leaders and Trump in the dressing room.

Couple good ones there @marcus.

They were funny because they juxtaposed truth with reality.
5917   Bd6r   2020 May 9, 1:52pm  

5921   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2020 May 10, 4:14pm  

Onvacation says


Funny how that works, isn't it. What people valued, god damn left is stupid fucks.
5922   HeadSet   2020 May 10, 8:06pm  

Strawman..........
5927   Patrick   2020 May 10, 11:17pm  

marcus says
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This is quite interesting.

So you point out that shipping jobs to China is what got Trump elected.

A bit of reality is getting through.
5928   CBOEtrader   2020 May 11, 5:12am  

marcus says
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White guys killing a black guy is exceedingly rare, as compared to vice versa. There is no evidence of racial motivation in this case.

Should i assume the provable case evidence is just white trolls making shit up?

You really dont care about truth do you. Its all surface level msnbc spin in your world.
5929   CBOEtrader   2020 May 11, 5:16am  

Patrick says
This is quite interesting.


Also interesting that hed bring up obamacare, whoch fleeces the working man and pays obama's friends in big insurance companies, yet is available in every state (no governor has "blocked" it).

Marcus's memes are factless lies. One after another. Its sad to watch someone this propagandized think hes making actual points.
5930   RAPE   2020 May 11, 5:27am  

5931   zzyzzx   2020 May 11, 6:19am  

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.

He is on the second hole when henotices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.'

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.

Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.'

He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom!

He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.

He says to the frog, 'Wow that's amazing.

You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, 'Ribbit Lucky frog.'

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. 'What do you think frog?' The man asks.

'Ribbit 3 wood.'

The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one..

The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.

By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,
'OK where to next?'

The frog replies, 'Ribbit Las Vegas ..

' They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, 'OK frog, now What?'

The frog says, 'Ribbit Roulette.'

Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, 'What do you think I should bet?'

The frog replies, 'Ribbit $3000, black 6.'

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.

Boom!

Tons of cash come sliding back across the table The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the Hotel.

He sits the frog down and says, 'Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful.'

The frog replies, 'Ribbit KissMe.'

He figures why not, Since after all the frog did for Him, He deserves it.

With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. 'And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God Or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton.'

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