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7034   Onvacation   2020 Jul 24, 12:02pm  

prodigy says
By not being around the cloud. ie social distancing
By not being a cause of the cloud. ie expelling large to minute size droplets, the smaller ones stay in the air longer, while evaporating, and eventually reach a size that can penetrate a mask prior to total evaporation

Agreed! Those at risk should quarantine while the rest of us fight the latest battle against the ancient scourge of viral infections!
7036   prodigy   2020 Jul 24, 12:03pm  

Is that cogent enough?
7037   Onvacation   2020 Jul 24, 12:06pm  

prodigy says
Because I seldom get one that fits my narritive.

So what is your narrative? Why should we shut down the world, kill the economy, stop children's education, and force masking under threat of life and liberty?

Might have something to do with the failed impeachment, Biden's corruption, and Epstein's murder.
7038   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2020 Jul 24, 12:11pm  

The left has no sense of humor.
7039   mell   2020 Jul 24, 12:17pm  

prodigy says
Is that cogent enough?


It doesn't change anything that death wise it's not even a dent in this quite populated world. You want to continue to shut down life for 99.99% of the population? Also these articles are junk, statistically these rises have zero significance until replicated on a broader scale. A couple weeks ago there was an article how Covid19 causes diabetes. Now it's something else. Everyone has enough respect now for sars cov 2 induced by fear porn to bash in their neighbors head for not wearing a mask.
7040   mell   2020 Jul 24, 12:21pm  

Also why is only the US leftoid lamestream media fearmongering? Every European country has moved on, must have something to do with the 2020 election ;) Another nation-wide shutdown would be devastating far more than Covid-19.
7049   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jul 25, 9:47am  

Booger says


This!

The Millennials don't realize there's a whole generation just reaching their prime, that grew up on a healthy diet of being brainwashed into Commie Killing, Gut Stomping, Better Dead than Red, kill a Commie for your Mommy, Commie Puke killing machine Sleeper cells.
All that is needed to activate about 85 Million Commie Killing Commandos is a Marxist getting elected then trying to cancel the Constitution.

We've been subconsciously conditioned to do unspeakable acts to those people if that day ever comes.
7050   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jul 25, 12:34pm  

My nice thoughtful daughter, can never say no to canvassers.
I guess one of the Commie activist got her info for a get out the vote drive, then gave them my number.
Just got this text.

7051   mell   2020 Jul 25, 12:36pm  

Lol
7054   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2020 Jul 25, 9:12pm  

Tenpoundbass says


oh that's a BOB (Body opponent bag). Usually MMA guys have those.
7055   CBOEtrader   2020 Jul 26, 6:15am  

Tenpoundbass says
The Millennials don't realize there's a whole generation just reaching their prime


For every 500 antifa idiots give me one hardened, salty, seasoned, 60 year old, life long gun owner. We'd be fine
7056   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jul 26, 8:08am  

People between the age 45 and 70, now exactly what's at stake.
The BLM and ANTIFA Larpers are playing in a fantasy make believe world. They honestly think that they are Rambo, and deserve to have home owners hoisted from their houses, and have them put there instead. While they live a long life of never having to work all of their lives.

And if it ever comes to that, I'm certain the very best of the best of everything our Law enforcement and military has, will be on America's side. They will take out the leadership of every Blue city and leave them all as smoldering charcoal corpses. So there's that to look forward to.

While this Generation has been brainwashed to take out old helpless boomers. Our Generation has been conditioned to rip out gut of Commie Comrades with our teeth and mosh pit over their corpse. These LARPers wont know what hit them.. They should just go home and get their ass back in the basement.

Our Battle Call will be "Holiday in Cambodia" While theirs will be "Born this way".

It's not going to be pretty.
7062   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jul 26, 5:13pm  

When your Molotov Cocktail has a strong kick to it.

7067   Patrick   2020 Jul 26, 10:52pm  

I really did LOL at that one. Brilliant! Time to order some Trump stickers.
7068   Patrick   2020 Jul 26, 10:54pm  

https://twitter.com/salnuzzo/status/1287440221303386112

The conversion of a liberal to red-pilled firearm buyer in about six weeks:





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