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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,115,751 views  42,079 comments

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8690   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 8, 5:45pm  

I should have used this to pay for my hotel room.
"Do you take White privilege?"


8691   RC2006   2021 Apr 8, 6:25pm  

Tenpoundbass says
I should have used this to pay for my hotel room.
"Do you take White privilege?"


Welcome
8693   Patrick   2021 Apr 9, 6:52am  

I looked up that "Save America" page and agree with it:

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/about

We are committed to defending innocent life and to upholding the Judeo-Christian values of our founding.

We believe in the promise of the Declaration of Independence, that we are all made EQUAL by our Creator, and that must all be TREATED equal under the law.

We know that our rights do not come from government, they come from God, and no earthly force can ever take those rights away. That includes the right to religious liberty and the right to Keep and Bear Arms.

We believe in rebuilding our previously depleted military and ending the endless wars our failed politicians of the past got us into for decades.

We embrace free thought, we welcome robust debate, and we are not afraid to stand up to the oppressive dictates of political correctness.

We know that the rule of law is the ultimate safeguard of our freedoms, and we affirm that the Constitution means exactly what it says AS WRITTEN.

We support fair trade, low taxes, and fewer job-killing regulations, and we know that America must always have the most powerful military on the face of the Earth.

We believe in Law and Order, and we believe that the men and women of law enforcement are HEROES who deserve our absolute support.

We believe in FREE SPEECH and Fair Elections. We must ensure fair, honest, transparent, and secure elections going forward – where every LEGAL VOTE counts.
8701   clambo   2021 Apr 11, 8:20am  

Nike really sucks, but they are clever marketers.
The poor black people I know won’t be caught dead buying sneakers that are not “Jordans”.
They even get them for their little bastards.

My problem is that I know the Nike size fits me.

My solution: I bought my last pair of Nikes at Goodwill; I guess they’re “dead man’s shoes” like the Twilight Zone episode.
8704   Onvacation   2021 Apr 11, 12:30pm  

The first ten amendments was not given to us by government. It is a list of natural rights every human enjoys just for being human.
8705   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2021 Apr 11, 1:20pm  

Onvacation says
The first ten amendments was not given to us by government. It is a list of natural rights every human enjoys just for being human.


And our government and corporations these days don’t think first 2 apply anymore.
8706   Ceffer   2021 Apr 11, 1:26pm  

Fictitious Voters Matter!
8718   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 13, 10:35am  

zzyzzx says


But the insurance payout is well worth it. I suspect a lot of the big brands, have colluded to have BLM loot their stores. Knowing full well there would be a Golden parachute at the end.
8719   Eric Holder   2021 Apr 13, 10:44am  

Tenpoundbass says
But the insurance payout is well worth it.


Are they really? Total your car, total the next one in a year or so after it and watch your premiums go through the roof. I'd wager the same happens with their insurance. Insurance companies are not in it for charity so they will want their pound of flesh (and then some).
8720   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 13, 11:10am  

Eric Holder says
Insurance companies are not in it for charity so they will want their pound of flesh (and then some).



Got a business in a Black neighborhood, where shop lifting is through the roof. You can't prosecute them or you'll be labeled a racist, especially when your company is regurgitating SJW policies and claim to be pro BLM.

It's way cheaper to have the Savages burn those stores out, and get paid for it. Don't rebuild and close shop there. Done and DONE!
8721   Eric Holder   2021 Apr 13, 11:14am  

Tenpoundbass says
It's way cheaper to have the Savages burn those stores out, and get paid for it. Don't rebuild and close shop there. Done and DONE!


In this case it makes sense, yes. Like totaling a car with transmission or engine obviously on the way out, lol.
8722   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 13, 2:52pm  

At least Kim Klacik stays vocally and visibly active, showing that she is more than a professional candidate.
There's gal in Broward that looks like her, that runs every two years for DWS's seat. Does everything in her power to lose, while raising money for herself. Then she goes away and stays quiet for the next two years, until next election.
8723   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 13, 3:15pm  

Donald says
Kim Klacik lost the last election by over 40 points. I have a greater chance of becoming the next king of England than Kim Klacik does of winning an election.


She keeps putting her heart into the race, she will win eventually.
8725   Patrick   2021 Apr 13, 8:48pm  

Luke Rudkowski
@Lukewearechange
Apr 13
WOW Search Results for "Riots Today" on DuckDuckGo vs Google (4/12/21)


8726   richwicks   2021 Apr 13, 11:20pm  

Patrick says
Luke Rudkowski
@Lukewearechange
Apr 13
WOW Search Results for "Riots Today" on DuckDuckGo vs Google (4/12/21)


Well, this is 4/13/2001 on my computer. I am NOT logged into an account, and using a private window. First, duckduckgo.com: (https://duckduckgo.com/?q=riots+today&t=h_&iar=news&ia=news)



Next google (https://www.google.com/search?q=riots+today&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=nws&sa=X&ved=this_is_an_identifier_that_google_inserts_to_track_URL_shares&biw=1412&bih=1265)



They are not substantially different. I think you've been had.
8727   WookieMan   2021 Apr 14, 5:07am  

RC2006 says

I wouldn't say hate. It's just where most the SJW type stuff comes from and covid fear. There and other big cities. Not going to look up population, but 1/8th of the country lives there roughly. Hence why we have States and the electoral college. The CA mindset, from the bad ones, is creeping though. It needs to be stopped.

I'd have a beer with any Californian on this site if they wanted to meet up. Very low probability of me being in CA anytime soon though. Too long of a flight and I'm not dealing with covid Karens once I get there. I forgot how long the flight was to get out there after my recent Phoenix trip. You blow a whole day or either have to wake up super early or get home super late. I went with an 11pm arrival from Phoenix>MDW last time. Got a round of golf in before heading out.
8728   Patrick   2021 Apr 14, 8:46am  

richwicks says
They are not substantially different. I think you've been had.



Thanks for the actual research. I should have done that.
8729   Ceffer   2021 Apr 14, 10:46am  

The new Georgia election law allows guns in the polling places to shoot all voting machines: Fact!

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